But while I want to keep my fellow Republicans level headed during this wave of good news, I also want to take a moment to point out that there are no credible polls to show John Kerry in the lead. In otherwords, there is absolutely no reason for Democrats to believe that their candidate is going to win.
Go ahead, vote for him
Kerry's going to lose anyway.
The good news for liberals is that they know they are going to lose. Liberals can now cast their vote for a real candidate that espouse their beliefs. Liberals everywhere can vote for Nadar, Socialism, Communism, Fidelism, and LGBT rights. You can even vote for Peltier and help end "environmental racism. Isn't that a great cause worth voting for? Isn't it better than wasting your vote on a guy who intentionally threw the election? Hey, at least your donations made him rich richer!
Your vote for a liberal candidate WILL NOT cost the self admitted war criminal the election. You don't have to throw your values away on a candidate who will. If you are anti-war, you can now vote for the candidate of your choice instead of voting pro-war. You don't have to vote for new wars on compassionate dictators, you can now stand by your principles.
You don't have to vote for out-sourcing - Hienz Ketchup has outsourced a plethora of jobs.
You don't have to vote for capitalism - Hienz has made millions of dollars off the backs of the poor and a vote for Kerry supports that. Why stand for something you don't believe in?
You don't have to support gun ownership - John Kerry has been seen toting guns around at various times in his campaign. Being seen shooting a gun only serves to encourage little children to shoot people. You don't have to support that.
You don't have to support evil doctors - During John Kerry's term, he never pushed forward any legislation that would really socialize healthcare. You don't have to vote for a capitalist healthcare system.
You don't have to vote for Kerry - It's become self evident that the election is over. It is clear that Bush has won. Vote your convictions on November 2.
Shouldn't CBS be renamed ICBS -Internet Caught Bull S***?
Any questions?
