Now this is an interesting concept. It seems like most people I know have a Myspace or Facebook page, but they are fun. I have one too, mostly to promote my website. I can across this today while surfing, and I thought I'd see how it works. My first impression is that you have to wade through too many ads to begin with, in fact, that's my overall impression. But, on the other side of things, you are supposed to get paid. I'm wiling to bet that the pay off isn't much, don't think of it as a get rich scheme because it's not, but if you are already using Facebook, Myspace, or some other Social networking site, you might as well have one of these. Some of the benefits I can see immediately is that they will crack down on those friend invites telling us how lonely we are or that friend that has a crush on you. You won't have to get useless friend invites. It's probably better even with the excessive advertising. And even if it's a small check, that's better than nothing. I'm going to try it out for a while, at least I don't have nothing to lose.

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Everybody is getting into the Presidential race, in fact, each announcement is worth (what used to be) at least five or six announcements. For example, I've known for quite a while now the Obama Bin Laden Hussien Barack was going to run for President, but hello, it's news again today.

But let's talk about what's really important, what is all over the media news, the stuff that we can't get enough of because it's just so damn important that we know. Who's Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy and was she murdered.

Well I can answer the first question, but not the second. I'm Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy. That's right, you don't need to worry about it anymore. The great mystery is solved. Don't listen to the media about this because they don't have a clue.

I understand, how can I be Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy? Well that's easy. Like theme parties that are going on at these frats, you know, the MLK party that raised such a ruckus? Well, I held one too. I had me a down home trailer park trash party. Like all good trailer park trash parties, I sent out my invitations but nobody showed up. Well, almost nobody.

If there's ever one person who will find a trailer trash party, it was Anna Nicole Smith. Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't planning on sleeping with her because she was like a sister to me. I mean, she was the only one who cared enough to show up at my trailer park trash party. Anna, she was ready to go. She wanted me bad, but I kept telling her 'No, Anna, quit touching me. You're like my sister.' but then came those words that took my breathe away... she said, "How can you call this a trailer park trash party if you won't sleep with your own sister?"

So mystery solved, on part A. As for part B, I don't know, I don't care, I haven't seen her in a while so it wasn't me that killed her if she was murdered. The only thing I need to know now is, how do I get my money?

Since I solved half the mystery for you folks, can you please hurry up and solve the rest of the story so you can get back to the real news?

SUPERBOWL XLI

Wow, I can't believe we have two African American head coaches finally in the superbowl. Most people expected this would happen sooner or later and are not shocked. However, many people are. In fact, some people are so amazed that they keep on talking about this, over and over and over.

I suppose they can't get enough because, as typical liberals usually think, minorities are some how incompetent and incapable of playing on a level playing field. I guess the MSM, the folks over at ESPN, and the likes just always felt that a black head coach just doesn't have the "smarts" to coach a team to the Superbowl. Boy, are they shocked. I'll bet the story won't end there.

It's so shocking to the mainstream media that two black head coaches are finally in the Superbowl, that they'll be surprised all over again when one of them actually wins it.

I won't be, unless that first black head coach to win the Superbowl is Lovie Smith. Tony Dungy and the rest of the Colts triumphs over Da Bears.

AV~Picks: Colts 41 Bears 17

I have a question for all you anti-war people out there. It's a simple question, I'll concede that there are other solutions to Iraq, all you have to do now, is answer these questions. Forget about Iraq, let's say you anti-war leftist are correct. Let's say that because of Bush's "Blunder", there are thousands, no, millions, no, better yet, billions of new terrorist all caused because of Bush's "lie". I really want to hear from you leftist on this subject.

Question 1 (A-C)
Where do you think the terrorist are? Where should we go? Are there any terrorist left?

Question 2 (A-C)
We get out of Iraq, then what? Will the terrorist stop fighting against us? If the terrorist no longer will fight us in Iraq, does that mean we win?

Since you know how we shouldn't fight, then we ought to be able to expect you to be knowledgeable enough to know how we should fight.

Walter Leger. a member of the Louisiana Recovery Board

Thar she blows again! Kathleen Blanco, her administration, and other Louisiana elected officials are up in arms because Bush failed to mention Louisiana's recovery problems to the rest of the nation last night. Welcome to the real world Kathleen.

Actually, I wish Kathleen would come back to earth. Instead, it seems to me that she chooses to live in a fantasy world that Bush is out to get her. Unfortunately for the people of the wonderful state of Louisiana, the paranoid Governor is still trying to relive the glory she thought she gained by telling the rest of the nation how incompetent the President was.

Where has this Governor been? Does she really think she's doing a wonderful job? Just a note to the rest of the nation, if you're thinking about voting for Hillary Clinton because 'it's about time we had a woman President', look towards Louisiana for advice. We made that mistake. Many people voted for Kathleen Blanco because they felt that it's about time we had a woman for Governor. Casting your vote based on gender could mean that a woman President does for women's future in the Whitehouse what Kathleen Blanco has done for women wanting to serve out of Baton Rouge. That's to set women back fifty years.

I'm not saying that Clinton would not be a good President, I'm saying, look at Kathleen Blanco before you make that decision. In fact, it would be nice to send Kathleen Blanco out on the campaign trail with whoever the Democrats put up for President. Republicans will win back the House and Senate, as well as retain the Whitehouse.

But let's talk about what Kathleen wants to talk about, that's the incompetence of President Bush. Remember? Bush's administration was too incompetent to handle hurricane Katrina, remember? Since he was so terrible, aren't we better off without him helping us? Why's she crying? She should know how incompetent the President was, after all, she's the person who keeps reminding us how Hurricane Katrina was all George Bush's fault.

We don't need him, what we need is a leader. A competent leader, like you, Mrs. Blanco. We need a leader who knows how to take a nap while being overwhelmed. What Louisiana needs is a leader that knows how to dress and act while needing only an extra 24 hours to think about it. We need a Governor that can, in the midst of the nation's greatest disaster, be focused on remodeling her offices. That's the kind of leadership that speaks of competence. That's the kind of leadership the people looks towards and says, "Now why can't our Governor be just like her."

What we need are elected officials that knows how to spend money on lakes rather than roads, on sugarmills rather than teachers. That's the kind of officials that is makes the rest of the nation envious of Louisiana. What we really need in Louisiana is leaderhship that postspones getting money to hurricane victims? She wouldn't be delaying the process to get the money out in time for her re-election would she? Nah, Kathleen Blanco wouldn't play politics, everybody plays politics except for her. Quite frankly, I'm sure I'm speaking on behalf of the people who are still waiting on their money when I say that I wished Walter Leger would shut up about the President and get back to work issuing checks. Any more delays and the checks won't be out before the election.

But back to the President - So what if he doesn't mention Louisiana in the State of the Union address, Mrs. Blanco? He's too incompetent, remember? In fact, he's so incompetent, we are better off with him, remember Mrs. Blanco? Besides, the rest of the nation has had problems of its own, haven't you been paying attention? Most recently, the midwest is still reeling from snowstorms that devasted them. What has Louisiana done to help them out Mrs. Blanco?

Probably nothing, right? Really, how has Louisiana stepped up to assist other states during their time of need, Governor Blanco? To be honest, I am quite happy that Bush didn't mention the hurricane recovery in his state of the Union address. What good would it have done anyway? Remind the nation of just how silly the voters of Louisiana were in electing Kathleen Blanco? Remind them of how Dollar Bill Jefferson was more interested in saving documents from his house than saving lives? Do we really want them thinking about 'Chocolate city' anymore?

We ought to be grateful that President Bush didn't mention Louisiana's recovery efforts. The last thing Louisiana needs is for the rest of the nation to be reminded what a banana republic this state has become. We don't need to remind them how inept our Governor is. Unfortunately for Louisianans, the rest of the nation, and even women with political aspirations, our governor felt the need to do so anyway. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Blanco.

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I've been struggling lately. Really, really struggling. Struggling for that perfect gift to get for my friends and family still stuck in Liberal politics. Then it hit me, the perfect gift for any Liberal.

What could it be? Why fear of course. If I could just figure out a way to bottle fear and sell it, I'd make a killing from Liberals. I could sell fear to conservatives looking for that perfect gift for liberals. I could sell fear, and fear lite.

Fear could come in different packages, depending on the liberal you're giving it to. For example, for the elder liberals, you can give them 'Republicans are going to take medicine out of your cabinets', or if they already have a bottle of that, you could give them 'Republicans want you to eat dog food'.

For parents, you can give them a six pack of different fears

1. 'You're child is going to die in Iraq'
2. 'Republicans are going to take school lunches away'
3. 'No jobs for graduates'
4. 'Global warming will kill your children'
5. 'More middle class families without health insurance'
6. 'How dangerous are SUV's?'

For thugs, both white and black alike, you could get them:

A 40 ounce bottle of
'Republicans Hate You'
Malt flavor

I could also sell lite fear and and call it 20/20's with all sorts of different flavors

1. 'Earth expect to be too hot to live on by 2020'
2. 'Volcano expected to erupt by 2020'
3. 'Aids epidemic to reach all time highs by 2020'
4. 'Japanese GDP expected to surpass U.S. by 2020'
5. 'Outsourcing expected to eliminate U.S. held jobs by 2020'
6. 'California expected to be under water by 2020'
7. 'Louisiana expected to be under water by 2020'

Come to think of it, we could market the 20/20's by individual states. Oh, I can use that 'Beef, it's what's for dinner' song and say, "Fear, it's what Liberals are having". The best part of it is you can buy fear free! That's right, it won't cost you a dime! The more expensive that it is, the more likely somebody else will have to pay for it!

It's a terrific idea! Now I can finally afford a multi-million dollar home! I better get to work!

UPDATE: It's been an entire ten minutes since my epiphany and I realized that this is already being marketed and is available now. What's worse, it's widely available. For more on the product, visit The Democrat Underground, Democrat.com. Or you can just visit your local liberal blogger to get the latest in fear.

Liberal Sermon
SEASON TWO Episode 2
Evil Big Cheese

First Church of Democrats
Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"There's Salvation in the Gavel" - Choir
"The Gavel on the Hill" - Dixie Chicks
"Feelings Matters Most" - Choir

Welcome once again! As you already know, I am Sammy Socialist and once again, it's time for another liberal sermon to make you feel good. Just like our choir sang just moments ago, feelings matter most, and you will leave here today feeling.

What a beautiful day! It's been snowing in Malibu, raining in the desert, and not snowing where it's supposed to! Proof that there's global warming? Come to think of it, no matter what the weather's doing, it's a great cause to talk about global warming. It's beautiful everyday, although I do wish we could have hurricanes in Kansas and wipe those conservatives out.

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 7,232 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Over one hundred more since we last met. They are keeping up the fantastic work! lLet's not forget, they did help us get back the House and Senate, we ought to reward their efforts by getting out of Iraq! Please keep the insurgents in your prayers. And, as always, please donate when the plate is passed around.

Our scientist have made some more discoveries about cheese that you need to be aware of. It does indeed contain DHMO but it is still undetermined if it's cancer causing or not. More importantly, eating cheese may cause constipation. Even worse than that, the Fat Cats in the big fast food industry have been systematically encouraging people to add this dangerous and fat causing product to their meals at an additional price! Our attorneys are now investigating to see if they suppressed this information from their customers victims.

And finally we have great news! We have discovered, through research and panels, that we could help put a stop Christian Right Violence if we start at a very young age. The movement is beginning in California by Sister Sally Lieber of Mountain View. Just think of the future without the Christian Right violence. No more abused children, no more wars in Iraq, no war for oil, and no children dying at the hands of Republican violence. Only peace.

We'll now pass the plate whilst the children sing us a song of inspiration.

Let us bow our head and pay our taxes. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we thank you for showing us the way, that no man shall pass through the gates of socialism. We ask that you take away our dignity as we say whatever we need to say in order to be true to our liberalism. Oh Lord Che, strip our wretched hearts of selfish desires that would cause us to think outside of your will. Give us the wisdom to understand that the ends of socialism justifies the means, no matter what they be.

In your name, we ask. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

♪♫ 'Her fist wraps the gavel, it's for the child' ♫
♫ 'She fights, it's our fight, don't be mild' ♫♪
♪♫ 'Let him hang, let him hang, and Bush Cheney too' ♫
♫'Too have it all, kill Republicans through and throoooouugh!'♫♪

Wow, don't you just love the voices of children? Nobody knows how to listen to the voices of children better than the Sisters and Saints that are on missionary trips in the great Holy land of Washington DC. Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid of Nevada have been working hard to pass legislation. They've passed new Holy documents in only forty two hours.

That's forty two hard fought hours over a long three week period. They slaved an entire 42 hours for three consecutive weeks. I know that's hard for many of you to believe and it did need to be repeated. None of you work 42 hours in three weeks. Many of our professional daytime talkshow host rarely put that much time into cleaning their own homes over the course of a year, much less in three weeks. But the Republicans left the house in such a mess that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore had to break out the whips and chains, to get the men to do anything.

Oh and did Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore ever make the Saints work. Let me tell you, the bigger the Holy bill, the more moving she would make the Saints do. I had a couple of the Saints, Che bless their hearts, tell me how frustrated they were when it seemed that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore couldn't decide if she wanted the Holy Bill in the Committee or on the House floor to be voted on. Women, some things never change. Can I get a 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs'?

I hear some of you mumbling and grumbling out there because you think I am talking bad about women. Remember, I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist, I am a liberal, so nobody can criticize me for being politically incorrect. 'Honour thy Saint and thy Sister: that thy days in congress may be long upon the land which the LORD Che thy God giveth thee'. It is written in the ten commandments. If you start criticizing the Saints and Sisters for how they do their missionary work, you open the door for the Republican Demons to reclaim our Holyland. No matter how much you disagree with your Sisters and Saints, never, ever criticize them. Just agree with them.

Back to the hard work that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid of Nevada have been doing in the Holyland. One of the key legislations out there has been honoring the work of the Lord Che, Saint Castro, Saint Chavez, Saint Lenin, and Saint Stalin. How were they so successful? They didn't let criticism get in the way of achieving their goals. They silenced the opposition.

Saint Harry Reid of Nevada, along with the Sisters and Saints of the Senate, have passed an 'ethics reform'. Let me ask you folks something, how ethical is it to criticize your Saints and Sisters who are doing the work of Lord Che for the children? How ethical is it to prevent our Saints and Sisters from getting food to the mouths of little children, or medicines to the elderly? Your criticism does just that.

This is why ethics reform is so important and why we needed to get it passed as soon as possible. George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent his demons forth to keep our Sisters and Saints from doing their job. Just as they did when Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas served as a missionary in the White House, the George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent forth his demons.

What does the Demon Ann Coulter do besides throw insults at your Sisters and Saints? Has she ever done? Sure she's beautiful and I even heard that Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas would love to spend a few hours of quiet time teaching her about the glories of Che, but what hath she done? Hopefully Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas can shed the beautiful demon of her evil armor and reach deep into her soul, but the challenge is so great. Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas has asked us to pray for him that someday he might be able to do just that.

Ann Coulter the Cruel isn't the only demon that George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent forth. Beautiful but extremely demonic minority women have also been doing the work of George 'Warmonger' Bush. It's been tough fighting them and we almost were successful in reaching into their arsenal from hell, but we did accomplish some things. Once we take out the lions we'll be able to go into the jungle and eliminate the rest of 'warmonger's'demons of war. Be patient, we'll take the rest out soon.

Folks, it's time to get home and remember the commandments, especially 'Honour thy Saint and thy Sister: that thy days in congress may be long upon the land which the LORD Che thy God giveth thee'. It's important to understand that which you don't agree with. The Sisters and Saints are working hard for the children and the ends always justifies the means. If we tell you to vote for a yellow dog, you do so. A yellow dog is always better than a Republican, if that yellow dog is a Democrat. If you can vote for a yellow dog, you can throw your so called dignity out the window and do what we tell you to do, and say exactly what we tell you to say. Let's bow our head in prayer

Holy Spirit of Che, we bow our heads to you this day to ask you to give our sheep the willingness to follow your ways. Give them the wisdom to understand that if they must lie, cheat, or steal, that it's all good, if it's in your name. Give them the strength and will to change their beliefs when not in accordance with the will of the Sisters and Saints you have put before them. Whatever it takes, the ends will justify your means. Lord Che, your will be done, on earth it's socialism.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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Season 2 Episode 1

NFC Conference Championships
New Orleans @ Chicago (3pm eastern) -

Some of you may already know that I was raised in Southeast Colorado and growing up, we'd often call my hometown "hell". More to the point, the area was called 'Picketwire' because of Picketwire Canyon that was around the way from my hometown. It was called Picketwire because back in the day the cowboys would call it Picketwire instead of the spanish name it had - Purgatoir. Translated from Spanish means Purgatory.

Now, I don't know if you have been paying much attention to the news lately, but if you have, you'd know that the midwest has been getting hammered with snow. My home town has frozen over, which means Purgatory froze over. If purgatory froze over, then I am sure hell has froze over. Folks, the Saints are going to the Superbowl!
AV~Picks Saints 31 Bears 19

AFC Conference Championships
New England @ Indianapolis (6:30pm eastern) -

Either way, this is going to make an interesting match up for the Saints in the big game. New England has, in the recent past recruited many LSU players and now is often referred to as LSU North, and for many years, LSU fans have said that LSU was Louisiana's real professional sports team.

The Colts, on the otherhand, are being led by that 6'3 quarterback with a laser rocket arm, Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning is the son of the former great Saints quarterback, Archie Manning. Can Peyton Manning skip the Manning tradition of watching the Superbowl somewhere other than the sidelines? Me thinks not.
AV~Picks Pats 24 Colts 16