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“Keep drinking your Kool-Aid, Lamb. You’ll feel as good as the day you transferred from the Hotel Management School to the Liberal Arts & Science Department at Cornell and told yourself: ““Now, I’m in the Ivy League!”” The only peopel who pay attention to CNN polls are True Believers like you.” - Kevin

To which he responded with....

"Kevin,

You don’t know me and you don’t know my life. I was never a hotelie; never a Dean supporter. But from your comment, some things are obvious to all about you.

1) You have no respect for Black Americans. Would you make a racist Kool-Aid joke to anyone who wasn’t Black? I know nothing of your background, but I don’t appreciate your racial rhetoric. Disagree without being disagreeable, sir.

2) You unnecessarily envy my Cornell diploma. It’s really not such a big deal, y’know.

3) You need to spellcheck. People, not ‘peopel’. :)"

For some of us, we are too busy in our lives. I work 12 hours a day and the last thing I care about is some liberal college student who is concerned about the spelling of a taxpayer. They are just annoying, but I also keep in mind, they probably don't have a job.

As for James, and the rich white liberals that control his thinking, he thankfully doesn't represent what the majority of African Americans think. Most African Americans would scoff at the insinuation by James that Kool-Aid is a racial comment. People like James look for racism in everything around them.

The reason racism controls leftist thinking is because racism is rampant in the Democrat party. When you’re a liberal, most of your friends are liberal and thus you encounter racism on a daily basis. When you are a conservative, most of your friends are conservative, and since you don't see racism on a daily basis, become ignorant too all the racism in America.

When your party has people such as 'Hymietown' expert Jesse Jackson ( who used to spit in white people's food), Cruz Bustamante, former Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan Robert Byrd, and Hillary Clinton, it's easy to understand why liberals see racism as such a huge problem. You don't come home and worry about your house being on fire unless you come home and your house is on fire. In the home of liberalism, racism is on fire.

In order for liberals to keep their stranglehold on the minority vote, they have to keep alive the perception that Republicans are racist. It's this reason that liberals play the race card in any campaign where African Americans are a large voting block. Without the perception of racism, African Americans leave the Democrat party, thus leaving the Democrats with even less power. It is this reason and this reason alone that Democrats turn a blind eye to the racist in their own party and read racism into the actions of any Republican.

When it comes to affirmative action, Democrats believe that minorities need a helping hand based due to the color of skin. Their reasoning is that blacks can not succeed on a level playing field due to poverty and injustice. It is a myth that all blacks are poor and that all whites are upper or middle class. The concept that African Americans need a helping hand due to economic reason, though good hearted, doesn't help all people in dire economic status. Its aid is racist in that it selects which poverty stricken people are helped based on race.

I suppose that there are doubters out there, those that don't believe that helping African-Americans out based on color of skin is racist, but let's put the shoe on the other foot. What if we decided to help Caucasians, Hispanics, and Orientals based on race and excluded Native Americans as well as African-Americans. Wouldn't that be considered racist? Wouldn't you demand that we helped poverty stricken African-Americans as well?

Of course you would. Why wouldn't you? Shouldn't the government treat African Americans equally to Caucasians or anybody else? That is exactly the point that opponents of affirmative action wish too make. Why should poverty-stricken Caucasians be left out in the cold?

Wouldn't you also say that those who supported a system that excluded African Americans from receiving its aid are racist? If we are too help people in poverty, then that aid should not exclude people based on race. Affirmative action does just that.

But the very concept that minorities need affirmative action should be a slap in the face to minorities in general. The concept that minorities need a government program to help them compete on a level playing field with Caucasians even though they have the same economic background as Caucasians, is to suggest that minorities are inherently a weaker race. Middle class minorities are just as capable and just as competent as any other middle class person of succeeding in today’s society is. Minorities have come too far to be stopped with the absence of one political program. Only those who think whites are superior think that minorities are going to stop succeeding without affirmative action. It's not needed anymore.

Another reason liberals have a love affair with affirmative action is that it helps the Democrats control a voting base. I first realized this when Clarence Thomas was nominated to the Supreme Court. It is a well-known fact that Justice Thomas is a benefactor of affirmative action. As long as minorities benefit from affirmative action, it is expected that they stay loyal to the Democrat party. Liberals can not stand the idea of a independent thinking minority. As with Justice Thomas, affirmative action serves as a sword against minorities who do not stay loyal to the Democrat party.

But the simple fact of the matter is that success of minorities is not due to affirmative action, the NAACP, or the Democrat party. The success that minorities have had is due to the hard work and determination of everyday minorities. It was their abilities, their determination, their willingness to learn, exceed, and to be better than others, is what has led to successes in the minority communities. It happened because everyday people understand right from wrong. It happened because minorities were born equal to white people, they didn’t need a government program to equalize anything. The Democrats, engulfed in their world where minorities are incompetent and incapable of playing on a level playing field, will never admit that.

Sunday, Oct. 17

Carolina at Philadelphia -
Catz maul these Burdz
AV~Picks Blackcatz 28 Burdz 17 (45)
Final Score Burdz 30 Catz 8 (38)
Week Record 0-1
Season Record 37-38

Cincinnati at Cleveland -
Dillon Johnson has a field day in the Dawgpound
AV~Picks Bengals 23 Dawgs 16 (39)
Final Score Dawgs 34 Bengals 17 (51)
Week Record 0-2
Season Record 37-39

Green Bay at Detroit -
Lions cut the cheese
AV~Picks Lions 31 Packers 14 (45)
Final Score Packers 38 Lions 10 (48)
Week Record 0-3
Season Record 37-40

Houston at Tennessee -
Texans lasso the Titans.
AV~Picks Texans 24 Titans 10 (34)
Final Score Texans 20 Titans 10 (30)
Week Record 1-3
Season Record 38-40

Kansas City at Jacksonville -
Chiefs need a prayer and a priest is the answer
Chiefs 34 Jags 21 (55)
Final Score Jags 22 Chiefs 16 (38)
Week Record 1-4
Season Record 38-41

Miami at Buffalo -
If the fins lose, I ain't pickin 'em again.
Fins 27 Bills 24 (51)
Final Score Bills 20 Fins 13 (33)
Week Record 1-5
Season Record 38-42

San Diego at Atlanta -
Burdz rock the Bolts
AV~Picks Burdz 41 Bolts 24 (65)
Final Score Burdz 21 Bolts 20 (41)
Week Record 2-5
Season Record 39-42

Seattle at New England -
Seahawks start a win streak
AV~Picks Hawks 21 Patriots 17 (38)
Final Score Pats 30 Hawks 20 (50)
Week Record 2-6
Season Record 39-43

San Francisco at N.Y. Jets -
Jets continue to fly
AV~Picks Jets 23 Niners 9 (32)
Final Score Jets 22 Niners 14 (36)
Week Record 3-6
Season Record 40-43

Washington at Chicago -
Redskins make furcoats for winter.
AV~Picks Skins 27 Bears 13 (40)
Final Score Skins 13 Bears 10 (23)
Week Record 4-6
Season Record 41-43

Denver at Oakland
Battle in the blackhole
AV~Picks Broncs 31 Raiduhs 28 (59)
Final Score Broncs 31 Raiduhs 3 (34)
Week Record 5-6
Season Record 42-43

Pittsburgh at Dallas -
Steelers keep rolling
AV~Picks Steelers 21 Boize 14 (35)
Final Score Steelers 24 Boize 20 (44)
Week Record 6-6
Season Record 43-43

Minnesota at New Orleans -
Vikings crush the Aint's
AV~Picks Vikings 41 Aint's 16 (57)
Final Score Vikings 38 Saints 31 (69)
Week Record 7-6
Season Record 44-43

Monday, Oct. 4
Tampa Bay at St. Louis -
Rams rip the Buccs
AV~Picks Rams 24 Buccs 13 (37)
Final Score Rams 28 Buccs 21 (49)
Week Record 8-6
Season Record 45-43

Open date: Arizona, Baltimore, Indianapolis, N.Y. Giants

Democrat ideas suck so bad, they have to cheat to get elected.

I met a lady today who is a legal resident. She began to tell us that INS (immigration) called her and asked her if she would like to vote and that she was eligible to vote. They asked if she would like them to send her information on registering.

The lady agreed and, being that this is the first time that she will vote, was ecstatic.

Then the letter came with the letters NAACP on it. On her registration form two boxes were prechecked. "Are you 18" and "Are you a citizen". Being that she was not a citizen she refused to sign it.

Question on the subject, is the NAACP attempting to register legal residents illegally? More information as this develops. However, if any of you have any ideas on how to help this lady not have her vote cast in an illegal way and/or possibly have any other ideas please let me know.

Just a reminder that Democrat ideas suck so bad, they have to cheat to get elected.

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I needed my five day cooling of period today. Today, I was at the bank and a little ole lady standing in line next to me asked me if I saw the Smiley Anders column in the newspaper today. I told her 'no', after all, I am too busy to read Smiley Anders column.

She proceeded to tell me about it. "He had written in there 'don't you feel safer knowing Martha Stewart is behind bars while Osama is still free?'

Oh no, she said it too the wrong person. She didn't know what she just cooked up. But she was a little ole lady so I didn't pick on her too much.

"You know that's so absolutely right..." I agreed with her. "You know, we ought to be looking for Osama in Serbia, or Germany, or Australia, or better yet, Antartica. I'll bet that's where he is at, they'll never find him there."

So she thought about it for a second, for once and said "In Afghanistan, he's used to the weather there."

"Nah," I responded "the weather there is too much like Iraq."

Fortunately for the lady the next teller was opened up. I almost began to tell her how sorry I felt for her knowing she's a crippled old lady and Bush took all of her healthcare away and now she has to eat dog food. I was even going to offer her a corn dog from Sonic but since the economy is so bad, I was going to eat the hotdog in the middle.

Click to hear John Kerry agree with you!!!

But I didn't look at what the blogosphere said after that. I didn't even watch the folks down in spin alley hit the airwaves. I didn't even look to see if Wonkette was going to eat marshmellows, or whatever that stupid comment she made about Cheney was. No, I vanished and turned on the Yankee game. Yanks won 8-4 and went on to finish of the Twins on Saturday.

Oh sure I looked at the web a little, just not the blogosphere. I looked at MSNBC's poll results and began to question it. Just seemed odd that Bush does so much better and yet, they got similiar results as prior polls, even though other polls didn't .

I did recieve comments claiming that Bush was wired. Liberals are now accusing Bush of "cheating". Big suprise here. Like I said, nobody see's things more black and white than liberals do. No matter what a Democrat does, whether it's rampaging through GOP headquarters or Voter fraud, it good. Everything and anything is fine and dandy as long as it's a Democrat does it. For more examples of attempted cheating by liberals click here , here, here, here, here, and here.

While no matter what a Republican does, its to be ridiculed, belittled, criticized. It does not matter how intelligent the Republican is, nor what he accomplishes, he's too be called stupid. Like Quayle, Reagan, and Winston Churchill, President Bush is being called stupid. Yes, this is the same guy who was so much smarter than any Democrat, that he outsmarted them enough to "steal an election" from "intelligent people" who were cheating. Exactly who is stupid again?

But like the the conservatives complaining about Kerry's pen the liberals who are crying about Bush being wired on Friday night are admitting defeat. It's like watching a team get beat on the football field all through the game but in the end, blame the refs for the loss. Who cares if Kerry had a pen, Bush still should have been able to answer the questions and same thing with Kerry. So what if Bush had a wire? Couldn't Kerry stand on his beliefs? I guess not.

But I there was one moment in the debate that may have decided this election. It was the moment that Bush took command of the election. It was the moment that Bush demanded extra time in the debate. That moment reminded me of a scene straight out of 'Swing Kids when a crippled Frank Whaley stood up in the club and chastised not only the patrons, but the entire country of Germany. It was a powerful moment. It was the moment that President Bush chastised his fellow countrymen for getting weak kneed. He took the opportunity to tell the country to get their minds right, that what we did in Iraq was the right thing to do. Bush stood his ground.

If, by now, you haven't figured out what I am referring to then I'll give you the exchange.

KERRY: "Now, I'm going to add 40,000 active duty forces to the military, and I'm going to make people feel good about being safe in our military, and not overextended, because I'm going to run a foreign policy that actually does what President Reagan did, President Eisenhower did, and others.

We're going to build alliances. We're not going to go unilaterally. We're not going to go alone like this president did."

GIBSON: "Mr. President, let's extend for a minute..."

BUSH: "Let me just -- I've got to answer this. "

GIBSON: "Exactly. And with Reservists being held on duty..."

(CROSSTALK)

BUSH: "Let me answer what he just said, about around the world."

GIBSON: "Well, I want to get into the issue of the back-door draft..."

BUSH: "You tell Tony Blair we're going alone. Tell Tony Blair we're going alone. Tell Silvio Berlusconi we're going alone. Tell Aleksander Kwasniewski of Poland we're going alone."

"There are 30 countries there. It denigrates an alliance to say we're going alone, to discount their sacrifices. You cannot lead an alliance if you say, you know, you're going alone. And people listen. They're sacrificing with us."

That's exactly right Mr. President. We DID build a coalition, we did go to the U.N. We did go to Senators Kerry and Edwards and got their approval. Why were they so easily misled? Weren't they doing their job? Weren't they reading the intelligence breifings in a post 9-11 world? Can Kerry/Edwards be trusted to serve another term in the senate if they are more preoccupied with vactions than they are with intelligence briefings?

Since day 1, liberals have been for allowing Saddam Hussien keeping his abusive stranglehold over the citizens of Iraq. They were at ease as Saddam was a threat to the United States. They were perfectly okay with a President bombing dropping bombs in the Iraqi capital as long as it served to be a distraction from impeachment hearings.

If it were up to the liberals, Saddam would still be slaughtering innocent victims while we occassionally killed "innocent civilians". When it comes to liberals, it's okay to kill innocent children in Iraq, if it helps a Democrat hold onto his presidency.

But if it were up to John Kerry and John Edwards, as long as the President is a Republican, then the civil war would not be worth the cost. As I pointed out in an earlier post If a little over a thousand lives was not worth the war then what would they way about the Civil War (Loss of life - 558,052) in which we freed the slaves and the Second World War (Loss of life - 407,316) in which we helped free Jews and ended the holocaust.

Don't you think that was a bit more challenging? Is it just wars that we win that the Senator approves of? What would Senator Kerry, Senator Edwards, and the rest of these liberals say during the civil war when it looked like the Union was going to lose? What would they have said on June 7, 1944, the day after D-Day? Would they have called the war a failure then?

Look inside yourself, is there ANY DOUBT that we are going to accomplish our goals in Iraq and Afghanistan? There was far more reason to doubt other wars that we have been involved in. Fortunately we haven't encountered weak leaders during more trying times. Fortunately we never had the Neville Chamberlains and the John Kerrys of the world running our country at the worst times; during times of war.

So when Bush hears people such as the absentee senators criticizing the our actions in Iraq, I can understand why he took the gloves off, smacked Kerry across the face and said "What's wrong with you boy?" Iraq is not a quagmire and you liberals crying because Bush "yelled" sound like the little child crying to his momma because daddy "spanked you".

And did you need anymore proof that liberals waste valuable oxygen that would better serve a suffocating butterfly in Honduras? Take the back door draft rumor flying around the net. When you go to a liberal blog and you see them talking about the coming draft, remember, you are reading an idiot's POV. Everybody, except for the stupid people, knows that it's the Democrats are proposing the bill to draft people. And everybody knows, including the liars who spread this dishonesty, that the only reason the Democrats are doing this is for political positioning. Next time you hear this line, remind the people spreading the lie that either they are lying or just stupid.

Kerry also looked right into the camera and said that he would not raise the taxes on the middle class. Why do we believe him? Is it because he has some voting record to stand on? Is it because he can look into the camera with his paleface and say he wouldn't? Of course we can trust him because Democrats NEVER raise taxes on the middle class.

When discussing his views on abortion in the last debate Kerry said he was for: "making certain that you don't deny a poor person the right to be able to have whatever the constitution affords them if they can't afford it otherwise." Does this mean that after cutting our taxes, giving us jobs, eliminating the deficit, and providing us with free health care, will he give us all (except those making over $200K of course) free guns so we can exercise our 2nd amendment rights?---Joe Wills

Gun ownership is your right, demand the government provide your firearm TODAY!

Is it just me or is the MSNBC online poll artificially high and abnormally steady?

It seems that it's increasing steadily at 4,000 votes a minute. That does not seem right, it should be steadily going down, especially when the website belongs to the lowest rated Snoozechannel.

Something else bothers me about this poll. The percentage hasn't changed. It's consistently 69% Kerry 31% Bush. I don't remember ever seeing a poll where it stayed steady the entire night. I am willing to bet that Bush comes on strong later, when the polling slows down.

Sunday, Oct. 10

Cleveland at Pittsburgh -
Pittsburgh pounds the dawgs.
AV~Picks Steelers 28 Dawgs 13 (41)
Final Score Steelers 34 Dawgs 23 (57)
Week Record 1-0
Season Record 32-29-

Detroit at Atlanta -
Burdz gut the roar out of Lions.
AV~Picks Burdz 31 Meows 17 (48)
Final Score Lions 17 Burdz 10 (27)
Week Record 1-1
Season Record 32-30

Miami at New England -
Fins shock world, stop Pats streak
AV~Picks Miami Eels 17 Pats 16 (33)
Final Score Pats 24 Fins 10 (34)
Week Record 1-2
Season Record 32-31

Minnesota at Houston -
Vikings invades Houston, steal cattle, dignity.
AV~Picks Vikes 38 Houston 14 (52)
Final Score Vikes 34 Texans 28 (62)
Week Record 2-2
Season Record 33-31

N.Y. Giants at Dallas -
Boize are getting warmed up
Boize 27 Army Ants 20 (47)
Final Score Army Ants 26 Boize 10 (36)
Week Record 2-3
Season Record 33-32

Oakland at Indianapolis -
Colts gallop all over the Raiduhs
AV~Picks Galloping Colts 45 Raiduhs 19 (64)
Final Score Colts 35 Raiduhs 14 (49)
Week Record 3-3
Season Record 34-32

Tampa Bay at New Orleans -
Finally! A team that can make the Buccs look good
AV~Picks Buccs 35 Saints 10 (45)
Final Score Buccs 20 Saints 17 (37)
Week Record 4-3
Season Record 35-32

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets -
Jets keep flying
AV~Picks Jets 34 Bills 24 (58)
Final Score Jets 16 Bills 14 (30)
Week Record 5-3
Season Record 36-32

Jacksonville at San Diego -
Jags D cause blackout in San Diego
AV~Picks Jags 27 Blackout 6 (33)
Final Score Bolts 34 Jags 21 (55)
Week Record 5-4
Season Record 36-33

Arizona at San Francisco -
Finally, a team that makes Arizona look good!
AV~Picks Cardz 27 Niners 7 (34)
Final Score Niners 31 Cardz 28 (59)
Week Record 5-5
Season Record 36-34

Carolina at Denver -
Rested Catz gets Plummered
AV~Picks Broncs 35 Catz 20 (55)
Final Score Broncs 20 Catz 17 (37)
Week Record 6-5
Season Record 37-34

St. Louis at Seattle -
Burdz shut down Lambs
AV~Picks Burdz 26 Rams 17 (43)
Final Score Rams 33 Burdz 27 (60)
Week Record 6-6
Season Record 37-35

Baltimore at Washington
Skins shoot down Ravens
AV~Picks Skins 17 Ravens 14 (31)
Final Score Ravens 17 Skins 10 (27)
Week Record 6-7
Season Record 37-36

Monday, Oct. 4
Tennessee at Green Bay -
Two teams going south
AV~Picks Packers 21 Titans 13 (34)
Final Score Titans 48 Packed 27 (75)
Week Record 6-8
Season Record 37-37

Open date: Chicago, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Philadelphia

When I first saw the ads for this show I couldn't believe my eyes. Perhaps it's the name of the show but whatever the reason, I thought the show was just going to be scraping the bottom of the gutter sewer.

Turns out, the show is pretty good. They took a lazy, animal rights activist liberal woman and moved her into a home with a southern, conservative, clean patriotic hunter. What a mismatch. They took his wife and moved her in with her husband. What a mismatch.

It was too funny watching how liberals act at home. Pretty much like I expected from liberals. The liberal guy got mad because his new wife made him put up an American flag. It went "against" his "every beliefs". I guess he doesn't see where America has made the world a better place.

As for the liberal lady, it turns out that she believes in God. Although I doubt she went to church very often since she slept in everyday. Anyway, when she saw the stuffed animals on the wall, she began to cry feeling "sorry that the animals had too die". I got news for her, someday, she too will die.

But in typical liberal fashion, when the lib lady found out that the conservative mom put a little discipline (not spanking) in her liberal daughter, the lib mom appeared to show a sense of violence. Typical liberals, alway trying to force their ways onto the rest of us but how dare anybody place any sense of standard onto them.

You know the real problem with liberals? They don't have a sense of importance. They think that they have to "change the world", or make some sort of difference to justify their own lives. The fact is, the world is already a perfect place, it's mankind that screws it up by thinking the government can fix that which is not broke.

The Draft

Let's get real already, the only reason the draft is even on the table is because DEMOCRATS WANT TO PASS THE DRAFT. If they didn't want it to pass, then why did they propose it? Representative Charles Rangel (D-NY) sponsered the bill to reinstate the draft. For liberals to act like an extreme partisan such as Democrat Charles Rangel is proposing the draft as some sort of favor to Republican President is dishonest a lie. To describe this as anything else isn't partisan, it's classless. The leftist that continue to perpertrate the lie know better.

While GOP Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield says there is no need for a draft, Democrat Charles Rangel disagrees Click it and find the truth to this issue.

That's it?

Out of the whole entire debate, the left, led by the partisan press, cry over Cheney's remarks that he never met John Edwards. Turns out that Cheney met Edwards at a prayer breakfast and on one other occassion during Liz Dole's inauguration. I don't understand why the press is going gaga over this, all they are accomplishing is pointing out that Senator Edwards never met Cheney in the Senate. Could it be that they are accidentally pointing out that Edwards missed alot of days in the senate.

But what the press and other liberals did was help bring down the importance of Edwards by making him insignificant. What difference was Edwards when he couldn't even show up to the Senate? Yes Cheney was mistaken, but don't remind the people that Edwards missed alot of days. Also, don't call him a liar, you might accidentally convince a lot of liberals to vote for him.

And the Naziesque behavior continues to emanate from the left. You wonder why I think it's a mental disease that has engulfed the entire left? That it's not just a handful of Democrats who've lost their minds but the whole party? It's ridiculous, but as I have stated just moments again, they are willing to perpetrate a lie, knowing it's a lie, in order to regain power. It's a self esteem issue for them, they lack a total sense of importance. Which is why they put on their brownshirts 'for the greater good storming into and ransacking Republican headquarters in Milwaukee and also in Orlando. With a little more practice I am sure that these liberals will be able to storm into buildings with the same swiftness as the Nazi party when they would storm into Synagogues, nightclubs, and Jewish nieghborhoods. Hiel Kerry!

VOTE REPUBLICAN - BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THE LUNATICS RUNNING THE ASYLUM