The inevitable return of the

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt
Special thanks to Rush Limbaugh

Worship songs play -
"Save Hezbollah" - Choir
"Kumbaya" - Kofi Annan (With The Hezbollah Sopranos)
"O' Children of Beirut" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist and it's beginning to look like I'm going to be a regular here at the Liberal church! Unfortunately I haven't been able to lead my sheep... that's a little humor, I'm the shepherd, and you're the sheep? Anyway, there is a lot to talk to you about and I know with recent events, most of you don't know what to say, so you go along with the Right wingers until we tell you how to think. This Israeli conflict is no different, but we'll send you out with a message to spread to the world!

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 5463 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. That's 357 more successful protests since our last sermon! They are working very hard against the Bush administration and they need all the support they can get, so please, keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers. It's still not enough however, so we need you to pray harder and longer until the United States can no longer stomach war!

Our schools are under assault by the Right Wing Religious nuts again, they are pushing their religious views down the throats of our children. They are trying to get prayer in schools, bible classes, even religious subjects like Math and History. Make no mistake about it, they are pushing Math because they want poor children to fail, and they want History taught because it is filled with Right Wing Propaganda!

We are also looking to fill some positions POT, short for Protectors Of Terrorism. Duties will include writing editorials to the newspapers, going on local talk radio, or even television to explain how George Bush is screwing up America by getting us involved in a war for oil. If you would like to be on POT, please see the Reverend Jessica Jackstone at the end of the service.

I want to also talk to you about record profits for the big oil companies. This is not fair that these big oil companies continue to make huge 9% profits. Elect Democrats and I promise you that we will fight against big oil companies making huge profits. Now, we can't really tell people our plan to fight against big oil companies, because we do want to win and if people knew our plan, they won't vote for us. Most Americans are greedy people and that is why they keep voting Republicans in. However, I will tell you folks but you must keep it secret. We will demand that the big oil companies either quit selling to the Chinese or quit selling it to us! If that threat doesn't work, we will start outlawing gas guzzling vehicles and require all gas powered vehicles to get 100 miles per gallon!

Finally in announcements, we are already well into the hurricane season and we haven't had a good hurricane to blame on George Bush. Al Gore, the leading scientist from the Inconvenient Truth Environmental Lab, has told us the reason we haven't had more hurricanes is because of his movie. However, he warns us that George Bush is still President and has yet to be impeached so blessed mother Gaia is fuming.

That heat wave that we suffered is George Bush's fault. Brother Gore is still on speaking terms with holy blessed mother Gaia and personally told him that the American people either start electing Democrats and giving the Liberal church more tax dollars, or face the consequences of the world getting so hot that it freezes in ten years! So please, do your part! Give when the tax plate gets passed around, and vote Democrat!

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, Spirit Che Guevara. As we come upon the final days of this coming election cycle, please bless us with great disasters so that we may obey you and blame them all on George Bush and the Republicans. Thank you for giving us Tom Delay's seat, which was such a powerful blessing. We know that because he's a Republican, he's guilty and should be punished. Also, we hold Representative Bill Jefferson up in prayer to you. We know he's innocent because he's a Democrat. Besides, even if he is guilty, Republicans do it too so it's okay. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we adore. Yes Che, you are the way, you are the truth, and you deliver us from Republican greed. Thank you father Che, in your name.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the tax plate gets passed around, while Nancy Pelosi sings 'Behind E'ery War is a Bush

♪♫ 'Behind e'ery war, is a Bush' ♫
♫'when Hitler started one, he was funded by Bush's'♫♪
♪♫ 'Even Caesar had a Bush, and Stalin did too' ♫
♫ 'Bush is the devil, that's why I'm blue!'♫♪
♫ 'But father Che promised me a life'♫♪
♪♫ 'with bowls of beans and no strife"' ♫
♪♫ 'My home is given, my bills are paid' ♫
♫ 'the Gov'mint will take care of me,' ♫♪
♫ 'And will protect me from that Nazi Bush' ♫♪
♪♫ 'I was blinded by greed, but now I see!' ♫
♫ 'Democrats will stomp out wars with peace boots' ♫♪
♪♫ 'and reach down low and pull Bush out by the roooooooooots!' ♫

Wow speaker to be Pelosi, that was a tremendous song, and your voice was awesome. If we didn't need you in congress, I'd say you should get a record deal. You know Nancy, I noticed that you mentioned that Hitler was funded by the Bush's, and it took a lot of courage and research on your behalf to say that and I want to thank you. I also did some research of my own. Did you know Adolf Hitler died on April 30, 1945? Did you know that George W. Bush was born on July 6, 1946? Only one year and 66 days later? Coincidence? I think not! If that doesn't convince you that George Bush is Adolf Hitler reincarnated, then I don't know what will!

We can go on and on about how close Bush and Hitler were, but there are so many things you need to know. In fact, I think after today's sermon you'll hit the streets convinced that George Bush is Hitler!

Since we last congregated, more wars have broken out. If only we had met and praised Holy Spirit Che Guevara over the past few weeks he would have prevented George Bush from ordering Israel into battle. We all know what the press story has said, but like 9-11, Bush lied to get us involved in a war for oil!

That's right; George Bush, the Israeli Prime Minister, and the Right Wing Main Stream Media lied to you in order to get a war started with the Lebanese! We are here to tell you the truth.

As many of you remember, Japan had a scare caused by George Bush. George Bush and his cowboy ways forced North Korea to prepare to defend itself and were testing its missiles in case Bush launched a nuclear strike against them.

Hold on, I want to get into this but do you know what scares me? George Bush! Do you know what scares me even more? George Bush's policies. When you also consider that Dick Cheney, who maliciously shoots his hunting partners, is practically a cyborg from all his heart attax, then you have to come to the conclusion that he probably doesn't care about mutual destruction from nuclear weapons. He's already on his way out, a fact not lost on me! Throw into the mix, Karl Rove and Condeleezza Rice and you have a recipe for disaster!

Now, back to Japan and the truth about the recent outbreak of war for oil, started by George Bush! George Bush actually had Hezbollah militia men in Japan for ninja training so they can work with coalition forces to try to bring peace to war torn Iraq. When North Korea accidentally launched their missiles towards Japan, people became nervous. The Hezbollah militia had to finish their training in Lebanon. Hezbollah officials met with the Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and President Bush and made a secret verbal agreement that Hezbollah can finish their ninja training by capturing some Israeli soldiers.

On the night that the Hezbollah militia completed this task, Ehud Olmert called Bush and told him that his plan has been set in motion, and wanted to get Bush's blessing before launching his attax against the Lebanese. Both Bush and Ehud Olmert have been trying ever since to get Israel into a war with Lebanon and Hezbollah but PM Sharon would not let that happen. Some people even suggest that Olmert, at the behest of Bush, caused Sharon's stroke.

We were talking earlier about how Bush could possibly be Hitler reincarnated and now is a good time to point out that Hitler started a war because of the Jewish people, and now George Bush has started a war because of the Jewish people. Coincidence? If that's what you want to believe, but let me tell you, that's a fact that's not lost on me!

Imagine how the Hezbollah leadership must have felt! Betrayed by Olmert! Betrayed by Bush, well, we don't have to imagine what that feels like, do we? We know how it feels to be betrayed by Bush, but by Olmert too? Of course Hezbollah doesn't want to return the Israeli soldiers, why should they? Especially after they were tricked into war!

Then Israeli soldiers launched their bombs, randomly killing innocent Lebanese women and children, and then they have the audacity to blame Hezbollah for that? Of course the Hezbollah soldiers are going to use Lebanese women and children as protection from the bombs. What did they expect Hezbollah to do? Stand there like brave men and die? If Israel didn't launch all those missiles at Hezbollah, Hezbollah wouldn't have to hide behind women and children, now would they?

I know this all sounds a little bit crazy, but if it wasn't crazy, would you believe it about the Bush administration? Let's look at his track record.

First he stole the election in Florida, then hi-jacks the Supreme Court so they would select him as President. Speaking of Hi-jacking, there will be a 'Truth about 9-11' conference aired on C-span, I'm waiting to see if the Right Wing MSM will finally admit that Bush new about the Hi-jackings before they happened. I won't hold my breath on that one; we can't even get them to admit George Bush lied to us about his war for oil.

Speaking of which, he lied to the nation to get us involved in a war. He secretly allowed North Korea to gain nuclear weapons, he sent Dick Cheney out to shoot his friend on a duck hunting trip, fell down while drunk and got a black eye, and purposely choked on a pretzel so the American people would feel sorry for him, in order to raise his approval ratings, that didn't work out to well, thankfully.

He also raised gas prices to over $3.00 a gallon, killed over 2,000 soldiers, made Halliburton a ton of money and stole an election in Ohio. George Bush is the dumbest President in the history of the United States, but he's also the worst one too! Plus, he's the craziest President in our history, just like Adolf Hitler was.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, thank you for the wonderful music of speaker to be Nancy Pelosi, her voice was so sweet and as always educational. We learned from her beautiful voice that Bush was behind the Nazis. We also learned the truth about what really happened in Israel to start a war for oil. Thank you for giving us an opportunity to get the truth out there. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, let our stomachs be filled by full bowls of beans and we ask that you remove our selfish desires to eat meats, shrimp, and even chicken. We ask you to humble us enough to give large amounts of cash to the Liberal church so that we may take our message to far away lands, so that ears that will hear can listen. That eyes that are blinded by Republican greed can see! We ask this great compassion of you oh great Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Liberal Sermon (XV)

The inevitable return of the

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt
Special thanks to Rush Limbaugh

Worship songs play -
"Wolf in Ann's Clothing" - Choir
"Bush Killed Our Husbands" - 9/11 Widow's A cappella Quartet
"America the Terrible!" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist and I am filling in tonight for this very special edition of the Liberal church! I am so exited to be with you tonight since, especially since we have planned on you donating that Bush taxcut that you never got! If you did get it, you may donate it when the plate gets passed around since you are too rich to have one.

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 5106 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. That's 291 more successful protests since our last sermon! Please keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers. It's still not enough however, so we need you to pray harder and longer until the United States can no longer stomach war!

Now, you maybe wondering, why now? Why have we gathered here today, on a day that we don't normally have church without joining together a gay couple in holy matrimony? Well, as you can see Ann Coulter has accused us liberals of being a religious cult, which we are not of course, we're sensible people. But people like that religious nutjob Ann Coulter and the Republicans are all running around accusing us of being religious fanatics like them.

We are here to set the record straight, so pay extra close attention because you will learn how to respond to these false accusations!

Finally in announcements, Hurricane Season got underway recently and this is a perfect opportunity for us to be first responders to hurricanes. We want volunteers to be first responders... and we are recruiting you here today to help out in the great cause. Don't worry; you won't have to save any lives, give food, or any other assistance to the needy. All you need to do is learn the talking points for this year's hurricane season.

As you know Al Gore is coming out with a movie called "An Inconvenient Truth" which covers the back door. In case there aren't any major hurricanes, you are to tell people that it is because Al Gore's movie and that he saved us from any further harm by pleasing his mother Gaia. If there are just a handful of hurricanes, tell people the same thing, but that Mother Gaia is still trying to warn us about the planet. Scientist that say there will be about 10-15 hurricanes this year, but of course they are being bought off by the Bush administration so they are wrong. We fully expect 40-50 hurricanes to occur this year and when that happens, make sure that you tell people that it's George Bush's fault. In fact, any hurricane is to be blamed on Bush, but 50 different hurricanes being Bush's fault is better than 1 hurricane being his fault.

If the Right Wing Religious nut jobs ask you to explain, keep calm and don't panic. You simply explain to them that Mother Gaia is unhappy with the world because the United States elected George Bush which is why we have more hurricanes. If they still won't listen, then of course that's when you merely point out that they must have stocks in companies that is poisoning our air and putting arsenic in water. You and I both know they just want to kill children and destroy the planet but we won't let them destroy our great Goddess Gaia!

Usually we won't give you the talking points way ahead of time, but Speaker of the House Pelosi wants to make sure that we put her in power. It's an election year and we depend on you to spread the word!

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, Thank you for gathering us today so that we may point out the hypocrisy of Ann Coulter. We pray that you do a miracle conversion on Ann Coulter just as you did for Arianna Huffington. Let our congregation donate to us large sums of money so that we can be elected to power and be rich... uh... rich with your joy and spirit. Yes lord, the true joy of riches and of life is making large sums of donations to liberals. Call it what you must, paying taxes, fines, fees, just give so that you may know the true joy that people in Cuba and Venezuela feel. Oh Lord Che Guevara, fill the congregation with the understanding that paying their fair share leads to greater wealth for me... us. And may you provide us with buses to take us to vote so we can have angels in office that takes from another and gives to me, I mean us. We ask this of you, O Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Jim McDermott will sing a special song all the way from the Capital of Venezuela where he is secretly meeting with Hugo Chavez to negotiate oil prices down in liberal states.

♪♫ 'Oh does that Bush burn me' ♫
♫'So I come here to burn the Bush'♫♪
♪♫ 'Yeah, I'm the liberal Moses,' ♫
♫ 'so don't tread on free speech and tell me shush!'♫♪
♫ 'It's my right to visit friends'♫♪
♪♫ 'and tell the world our President's wrong' ♫
♪♫ 'It's like my buddy Hugo says' ♫
♫ 'you mess with the bull and you get the prong!'' ♫♪
♫ 'I won't let that Nazi Bush stop me' ♫♪
♪♫ 'Hitler and Bush are two of a kind!' ♫
♫ 'He can start wars like Hitler' ♫♪
♪♫ 'but he won't, no he won't, control my miiiiiiiiiiiiind!' ♫

Wow Bag... Jim, amazing song! You know, those were some powerful words man, but you blew my mind when you compared Bush to Hitler. I never heard anybody ever compare Bush to Hitler before but now that you mentioned it, there are so many similarities. Hitler led a war; Bush led a war... two peas in a pod! Thanks for making me realize they are they same. Awesome song.

Let's move on to our sermon, it's very important that you combat this with these talking points.

Ann is uncompassionate; I know what many of you are thinking.... 'Why doesn't Lord Che send his warriors to drive out evil people like he did when he walked the earth?'. 'Why doesn't Lord Che just give Ann a heart attack or better yet let her do some major suffering so she knows how the Bush Holocaust protestors down in Guantanamo Bay feel?' Well, we can always pray that her suffering is TEN FOLD! She deserves to suffer a fate far worse than they did, but trust in Lord Che and he will see to it in his time.

But we must understand who Ann Coulter is. First she is mentally disturbed, sick, and twisted. We can go back and find quote after quote of this mad religious nut job crazed woman... oh how I want to call her something else, but this is church so it must be clean. This *ahem* woman has cursed out our guest singers, the 9/11 Widow's A cappella group in her new book.

She writes that the widows of 9/11 victims are "witches" and that they are just using 9/11 for publicity and to make a political point. Make a point Ann? What point are they trying to make? All they are trying to do is find out if, when, and what Bush knew and did Bush order flight 93 shot down? All they want to know is if Bush knew about 9-11 and if Bush is responsible for 9-11. That's it. What's wrong with that? But listening to Ann Coulter and you'd think those four great patriots of this country should have their citizenship removed. I didn't get to read her whole piece of religious Nazi propaganda but I wouldn't be surprised if she publicly asked Bush to require people she deems unfaithful to this country to wear yellow badges telling everybody how unpatriotic they are like the Nazis did to Jews.

I know some of you have thought about murdering Ann Coulter, even I thought about it, but we don't want to encourage that. Trust in the Holy Spirit Che Guevara for her most untimely punishment. However, I did get a chance to talk to the Holy Spirit Che Guevara and he personally told me how furious he was over her latest book. He told me to let each and everyone of you know that if you do, Holy Spirit Che Guevara has 72 virgins waiting in heaven for you. Now wouldn't that be a blessing?

Now we all know that we are the party of love, tolerance, and for free speech and that it's really Republicans that are full of hate, intolerance, and want to stifle free speech. Ann Coulter proves that, so it's okay to tell people how much they should hate her.

You should hate her, she's trying to create hatred of us when all we want to do is give peace and love a chance. I am sick of these Right Wing Nazi Propagandist that I wish November would hurry up and get here so we can throw all Republicans in jail for their culture of corruption.

I can't stand Republicans because they are so intolerant. They just don't like anybody disagreeing with them on any issue whatsoever. I tried to disagree, as I am sure many of you have, with Republicans no matter what position their orders are, and still the same results. They always end up making me mad and I have to point out how intolerant they are of opposing views!

The Holy Spirit Che Guevara has promised us victory in November but we also had to promise him that we would work to ban worthless books like this tripe by Ann Coulter when we get elected. During my personal conversation with Che Guevara he also told me that a promise just wasn't enough. He wanted results. Che made a promise that we will take back the House and Senate but we have plenty of work to do.

As you know, Republicans work hard to stifle free speech, and in order to protect that free speech that Bush and Coulter want to prohibit, we must stop them from getting their anti-free speech message out there.

If you are a teacher, Principle, or other school official and you see a student or even another faculty member with Ann Coulter's book, please report them to the authorities so that the appropriate disciplinary actions can be taken.

If you work at a bookstore, Library, or any place that sells this propaganda, hide the books so that people won't buy it. Men especially love stuff because they are victims of their hormones and when they see a blonde woman, no matter how ugly she is, they are going to give her money. We don't want men inadvertently seeing this propaganda so make sure you hide it where only a liberal would shop, in the organic section.

Tell everybody that you know just how evil Ann Coulter is. Tell people she's George Bush's cousin. Tell them that she is overly active with nude acts. Tell them how evil she is. We must stop Ann Coulter or free speech will be forever lost!

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, thank you for gathering us here today so we can fight the evils of the George Bush as he sends out his demons like Ann Coulter to attack us and betray her country men as this anti-American woman spreads malicious lies that we are unpatriotic. Please kill her, give her great pain and suffering, or convert her like Arianna Huffington. We ask this great compassion of you oh great Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Liberal Sermon (XV)

I've been warning people of the coming of the health police for a couple of years now, but never have taken it quite seriously... I knew it was coming but so many other things seem to fill up my plate... (and the fat guy says yummy).

It wasn't until this past week that I realized just how much I could have been touting about the coming of the health police when I had to do more research to find the stories I already knew about. Stories seem to evaporate from the internet somehow, some way.

While doing my research on the health police, I came across this scary site by some fanatical health zealots... self appointed health zealots... at least, I didn't ask them to protect me from every little dangerous thing on the market.

While many people think that it's not that big of a deal that they are going after smokers, I do think it's a huge deal. There is no rest for the wicked (health police) and we should be ever vigilant in the defense of freedom. People may think they are merely going after smokers to "clean up the air", as the no smoke zealots would have you believe that...

But if it were merely just cigerettes they were concerned about, why then infringe on people's freedom of speech? Or of the press? I'll bet these anti First Amendment health zealots also hate the second Amendment too.

What am I talking about here? Glad you asked.....

Despite EU legislation brought in during the summer, Ferrari, Honda, Jordan and Renault continued to run tobacco advertising in 2005 and this has created problems for some French publications. According to TSN three newspapers have now been fined for publishing images showing tobacco branding.

Le Point, Le Monde and Les Echos faced charges in Paris from 'Rights of Non-Smokers' who took action against the papers and were fined between 800 and a 1000 Euros each plus costs and damages. While the fines themselves are relatively small, it is clear that publications need to be careful when selecting images that accompany relevant articles. Banzhaf.

According to TSN three newspapers have now been fined for publishing images showing tobacco branding.

Fined for publishing images because some auto makers had tobacco advertisements of tobacco products on their cars and the newspapers inadvertently picked it up...

And these people celebrate it like it's a victory?

While the fines themselves are relatively small, it is clear that publications need to be careful when selecting images that accompany relevant articles.

The fines are relatively small? For people that aren't even smoking? For exercising free speech and free press? The self appointed health zealots are so afraid that just the sight of a cigarette brand will force you to smoke, but some how all the signs along the highway that encourage people to quit cigarettes, that actually serves to remind smokers to light up, is going to encourage people just the opposite?

Subliminal images- horrible, a huge cigarette on a billboard- good. Let's fine these anti smoking advocates for each billboard they put up that shows a cigerette, smoke, or mentions smoking as well....

I know it's France, and nobody expects much from them anyway, but the point is clear... The anti smoking movement isn't about health, it's about freedom. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Oh Micheal Moron, meet with him

Since so many people wanted President Bush to meet with Cindy Sheehan more than once for whatever blah blah blah she had... You know, who is Cindy Sheehan anyway? Just some self righteous nutcase who plays to the camera by putting on a sad face as if she just lost her son yesterday, but really is doing all this for attention. She's a woman that needs a straight jacket, not more media attention... much less any more face time with the most powerful man in the world.

Yet, these left wing nuts out there raised a fuss that the President did not meet with a "Gold Star" mother, Cindy Sheehan a second time. Now, these left wing nuts out there, who supposedly supports our military, won't insist that Michael Moron meet with a soldier that Moron featured in his talking points flick "Propaganda 9-11"

It seems as though Michael Moron completely misrepresented Sgt. Peter Damon's request to meet with Michael ^theMoron, in fact, ^theMoron wouldn't even return Sgt Damon's phone calls.

In fact, ^theMoron won't even talk about it... but Sgt. Damon will get to meet ^theMoron, it'll just be in court...

If ^theMoron was so supportive of the troops, why won't he actually listen to them?

I am probably going to take a hit for this (no pun intended) but I have really grown sick and tired of the extremism of the big anti-tobacco lobbyost and their never ending propaganda.

I do not doubt their intentions to save the world from evils, but I also keep in mind that history has taught us over and over again that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

History has shown us that people will make up radical accusations to abolish a substance that they do not approve of, such was the case in the 1930's when a movie was made called 'Reefer Madness' which exxagerated the effects of marijuana.

We also know what what happened during prohibition and how the prohibitionist are now viewed as being zealots. You can not dictate behaviour to people and the extremism of forcing people of not committing an act that you don't approve of eventually leads to the spread of that very act.

In the 1930's and 40's, the Nazis in Germany were very big on Aryan health (strength through purity), encouraging Aryans to have babies and giving them an Aryan name, teaching them to eat healthy German food instead of junk food from foriegn countries, worried about asbestos, and attempted to abolish both alcohol and yes, cigerettes. In fact, so much was the case, that Hitler himself ordered that smoking be prohibited on trains and buses because he was concerned about the effects that the secondhand smoke would have on the ticket takers (sound familiar to anybody?)

About the only thing missing from the Nazi anti-smoking propaganda that I have yet to see from the dictatorial anti -smokers is how the Nazi's portrayed smoking as an act of Jews, Blacks, and loose women.

With last thing being said, I half way expect the anti-smoking zealots to start giving us "facts" that 85% of rapist are smokers, 91% of child molestors smoke, and that 74% of dead beat daddies are smokers. If somebody wanted to manipulate the big anti - smoking lobbyist's stand on illegal immigration, all one would have to do is claim that 43% of illegal immigrants are smokers, and the anti-cigerette zealots would be demanding that Bush line up the Marines on the border and start mowing the immigrants down with their machine guns.

It's a mob mentallity of the zealots that won't stop with ending smoking in public places as they already started to go after more personal property, not just business property. One Louisiana legislative zealot has sponsored a bill that would prohibit smoking in ones car if there is a minor in the car. Another Californian zealot has sponsored legislation that prohibits smoking in the car altogether. This opens the door to prohibit smoking in ones house since cars are an extension of your home. More importantly, this opens the door to private property issues and what you can or can't do in your home even further.

With that being said, I believe that it's time to support the legalization of marijuana. Up until this point, I have supported the continued ban on marijuana, but the radicalism and extremism of the big anti - smoking lobbyist has convinced me that Marijuana should be legal. I do not care for marijuana. I hate the way it smells, I can't stand what marijuana does to people, I find it abhorrent.

This is not being sarcastic, nor humorous. I sincerely believe that marijuana should be legalized. We can not continue down a road where self serving moral superior people who think they have all the answers to save every one of us from the ills of small plants dictate to us how we can and cannot enjoy life.

These people, who's intentions is to save us from death, do not offer us eternal life. Their own fear of death is the pinnacle of cowardice. They tell us they don't want to die of a heart attack, or cancer, or stroke, or asthma, then exactly how do they plan to die? Do they have some secret medicine that they haven't shared with the rest of us that saves them only if they don't inhale second hand smoke? Truth is, whether or not there's second hand smoke in the air, you are still destined to die.

With or without big government, death is meant to be for each and every one of us. How free we live our own lives is our own free will, but we also must remember, that with each passing of a new law, we have deprived future generations, our own children, of the very freedoms that we once enjoyed. Instead of breaking our own necks to remove the ideology that we live in a free country where people a free to live their own lives, perhaps we'd be much better off demanding some of our freedom back.

It is not our Right to be the thieves that deprives posterity of freedom. It's not our place to dictate to other people how they can or can not live simply because we choose to be so selfish to want to live a mere three or four extra years only to be greeted by the welcoming arms of darkness that we once thought we'd cheat.

The self serving act of cheating death only leads to the chains of slavery.

Legalize Marijuana. Legalize it now.

When the FBI agents raided Representative William Jefferson's capitol hill office, few people thought that FBI wasn't without just cause. In fact, it seems the only people in the United States that believed this to be unconstitutional were the Washingtonians. After all, this is the same representative that commandeered National Guardsmen during the Hurricane Katrina rescue to unload some boxes (documents?) from his own home. What was more important than saving lives in New Orleans? Like you and I, the FBI wanted to know.

When the House members seemed uneasy about it, they raised the eyebrows, but nothing said guilty more than when Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert complained to President Bush that it was unconstitutional for house members to have their capitol hill offices searched even when the FBI has a search warrant.

When the house members complained, perhaps the rest of us wondered who else was guilty. Why should the Representatives and Senators be the only ones above the law? Dennis Hastert answered that question for us, and now the FBI has confirmed it. Apparently Dennis Hastert is fearful that the FBI might search his own office.

The inevitable return of the Liberal Church

I really wasn't planning on bringing back the Liberal church, at least not for a while, but then somebody dropped this gem on me and I knew I had to bring it back. From Airhead America Radio comes your religious views. I think they stole my idea.

Many of you outside of Louisiana are completely miffed that so many of us in Louisiana supported the re-election campaign of Ray-cist Nagin, especially after his chocolate city comments. The fact of the matter is, who was better to run the city than Ray Nagin?

Yeah, I read what Michelle Malkin and others had to say, but the fact of the matter is, Republicans put Nagin over the top. It's Nagin that most New Orleans Republicans voted for in the general election. Here's a few reasons why.

Let's take a look at what we had to choose from out of a field of several candidates:

Kimberly Butler.... Here is a most excellent choice, a lady who is facing both criminal charges and civil charges arising during. In her official role in city government, she disobeyed a judges order by not producing official documents as well as facing civil charges from Disney when she used Disney's New Orleans quarters photo from their website on her website touting her for mayor of New Orleans. Class act.

Peggy Wilson.... She had the endorsement of the Republican apparat, but once again, the Louisiana Republican apparat found itself at odds with the common Republican voter. Why does the Louisiana Republican apparat keep insisting that they have so much influence that their endorsement of one candidate over another Republican candidate actually makes us want to vote against the candidate we really like?

Couhig.... Here was the Republican with the best chance but quite frankly, I don't even remember his first name. I'd much rather have seen a Couhig- Nagin runoff than a Landrieu- Nagin runoff.

Mitch Landrieu Need I say more than Landrieu? Son of former mayor Moon Landrieu who helped bring New Orleans to the decadent city that it is (was). Sister of a United States Senator that threatened to punch George Bush, endorsed by Kathleen Blanco, the DNC, and most of the black Democrat apparat? If Mitch had won re-election, it would have been a body blow to Republican hopes for the future of Louisiana, and a sign against President Bush. He also outspent the incumbent mayor more than 6 to 1.

Mayor Ray-Cist Nagin Outside of saying racist and other stupid things, Mayor Nagin wasn't that bad of a mayor. A black mayor, who won by not winning the black vote, but won the white vote, Nagin was making strides in ending corruption in the city. He was a successful businessman, and a prominent black Democrat that endorsed both Bush for President and Republican Bobby Jindal for governor. He was, is, about as Republican as you are going to get within the city of New Orleans. Nagin's re-election is an endorsement for Bush and a sign that Kathleen Blanco really is in deep trouble.

More importantly, it's another lesson to Democrats, don't go into the states and cause trouble, lest ye be defeated. Like Florida and Ohio, the trouble that the Democrat party tried to cause in Louisiana is only helping Republicans.

For more information on how people feel inside Louisiana about what's going on in this state, I would refer you to Politicsla.com rather than Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity, for a real feel of the political climate in Louisiana.

Instant Classic Brain Bullets for the Cerebral Uzi

"President Bush and I are the two most villified politicians in the United States" -Ray Cist Nagin

"I want to thank President Bush for keeping his promise" -Ray Cist Nagin

"I want to thank Governor Blanco for what she is still getting ready to do." -Ray Cist Nagin

WWDD - What Would Democrats Do?

If elected, Democrats will be more focused on impeaching Bush than eradicating terrorist.

If elected, Democrats would probably put a tax on the gasoline to punish the big oil companies, which would be passed on to the consumer.

If Democrats win, they'll stay in Iraq until it's time to withdraw. They'll also fight smarter, whatever that means.

If Democrats win, they'll save you from unhealthy things like cigerette smoke, tasty ice cream cones, fast food, and Soda Pops.

If Democrats win, there will be a health policeman at your convenience to fine you for being unhealthy with your body.

If the government's paying for your health, your health becomes property of the government, expect more socialized healthcare.

If Democrats get elected, expect your taxes to go up. Don't laugh, somebody's got to pay for those higher gas prices that the federal government incurs.

If Democrats get elected, expect them to be friendly with enemies such as Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and the Iranian Scarface. Hey, why go to war and a few lives when you can wait and lose a lot of lives and be hailed as a great President like Roosevelt?

If Democrats win, more money will leave your pocket and end up in the hands of people that didn't work for your money.

If Democrats win, will have a Kathleen Blanco like response to national disasters.

Add your own 'If Democrats win' in the comment section

I sit here tonight forcing myself to do a blog post thinking about what happened to me just over a year ago. Each day, I struggled to post and because I had nothing to post about, I posted nothing.

The worst mistake that a man can make is to do nothing because he could only do a little.

Days turned into weeks, and soon months went by with very little blog activity. Before I knew it, my readership had dropped dramatically and I found myself struggling to get back readers. Eventually I picked them back up but now I seem to find myself back at those very crossroads of not blogging again.

The problem is that life happens. I'm focused on my on future, the future of my career, the future of my life. On the other hand, I see political involvement in that future, even if only the words I type. Politics is something that I strongly believe impacts all of our lives and the battle is critical each and everyday. The more control we concede, the more our future is decided for us. The more we depend on government, the less we depend on God, the less we depend on God, the more government becomes our God.

It's the future that has left my present very little time for the internet, and though I will not stop blogging completely, it has forced me to blog less; I am spending less time on the internet.

When I started the 'Liberal church', I meant it as a comedic warning to conservatives and liberals. I get a sense of radicalism from liberals and some conservatives that they believe their party is always right, no matter what. They have no sense of direction in their own political beliefs, just that the other side is filled with demons and thus, by default, their party is the correct one.

It's become a cult-like behavior and the intent was to make people stop and think about their own personal behavior. Are you one that follows the nightly news and political talkshows and gets your views from them? Do you watch television and movies and allow your political views to be influenced by them? What about music? Do you let them brainwash you as well?

I have researched into how nations become totalitarian and though I have found that they vary from nation to nation, there are some common things. The accusation that the opposing political party harbors a 'culture of corruption' has been very common. Disruption of the economy is key. The attempt of incarcerating people of a different political persuasion, even while in the minority is a definitive action. Is this beginning to sound familiar?

It's been historical, since the beginning of government, that government tries to silence those of opposing viewpoints. One needs only to look at the Bible to see that Jesus Christ was brutally murdered over his words while the murderer Barrabas was set free. Today, that mentality still exists.

We have those among us the clamor to see people thrown into jail simply because they are not liked. They want to see Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Tom Delay, even Martha Stuart, and Ken Lay imprisoned not necessarily because they did something wrong, but rather because what they stood for. It's radicalism to be so adamanant to wish ill will onto a person you've never even met. These same people that would throw people in jail, regardless of their innocence of guilt, would see to it that murderers such as Tookie Williams set free. Sound familiar?

The cult like activism would have children aborted merely because they pose a threat to the career of another, but do not wish to confront those that would see our society cease to exist as we know. Careers can overcome a new child, or nation cannot be rescued from appeasement.

The other day, while enjoying a cup of the best coffee ever, I was engaged in a discussion with a gentleman that goes on missionary trips. Shortly into the conversation, he mentioned that the churches aren't divided into religious camps, but rather political camps and didn't understand why. I explained to him that socialism has a cult like behavior, that government is the great provider, government is their God. They believe it's their duty to use any means necessary to see that their God (government) is in control of everybodies life. They will infiltrate so they can divide, then conquer. To them, government is the great savior and they see theirselves as angels doing the lord's work. They believe it's bestowed upon them to save everybody else from theirselves. They are people that had no sense of purpose in their lives until they found their little niche in government to save people. They've convinced theirselves that their work is so important that they will rape their mothers and cut the throats of their siblings if necessary.

We can look around the world and see politicians acting uncivil, literally getting into fistfights at city council meetings and parliamentary affairs. The rudeness and contempt they show each other makes anything we see in the United States look like another sunny day in the Garden of Eden. And though I see the United States in a relatively peaceful manner, I wonder how much longer we will last if the radicalism continues.

I pray to God each day that my country does not go down that path of totalitarianism, but deep down inside my heart, I wonder just how much longer we will last. We have people that wake up each day with hatred in their hearts. Their entire lives seemed to be controlled with a hatred of President George Bush, not because of anything Bush has done, but because President Bush is part of the opposing party. It is nothing short of being a dangerous mentality.

It is my hope that those of you who read this seek truth, not the party party. Seek justice, not vengeance. Learn what history truly holds, not what you want it to be. Be reasonable, not a manipulated tool.

It's not that I am saying goodbye to you this night, I assure you that this blog will continue on, but there will no longer be a weekly Monday Night Bible Study nor the liberal church. This blog will just slow down somewhat and I do expect to post at least twice a week. I've sincerely enjoyed the last two years, but life happens. Until next time, be a free thinker.

Now we all know just how "biased" the press is against Liberals. In fact, while the MSM media continues to ignore the drug charges against Rush Limbaugh and his legal troubles that preceeded that and while they hardly mentioned the fact the Dick Cheney shot his friend, while allegedly drinking a beer, we know how they won't stop on poor Patrick Kennedy.

Can you hear the Right wing bloggers and the Right wing newsmedia such as CNN, CBS, and FOX? I'll bet every night we'll hear stories of whether or not there should be charges brought against Representative Kennedy concerning his Driving While Under the Influence. Right wing Organizations such as MADD will harrass him until he's in jail.

So what if he was breaking a few laws? He's a Democrat so it's okay for him to break the laws. Are you really stupid enough to believe that Congressmen can't drive under the influence? At least Democrat Congressmen can.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded!

ON WAR

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events." - Sir Winston Churchill

"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just." - Abraham Lincoln

ON PATRIOTISM

"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home." - Sir Winston Churchill

ON THE PRESS

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." - Thomas Jefferson

ON FREEDOM

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

ON JUSTICE

"Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong." - Theodore Roosevelt,

ON THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

"We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other." - John Adams

ON VIRTUE

"I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from virtue comes money and every other good of man, public as well as private. This is my teaching, and if this is the doctrine which corrupts the youth, I am a mischievous person." - Socrates

Good evening folks, I'm Peter Peaceful and tonight we will be studying "International Workers Day". As you will learn, it's a great way to disrupt the economy and help institute communism into our lives! Today is a world wide day for people to take the day off and demand socialism! Most importantly, we finally have it in the United States. It is our time!

Yes, it's a big deal in the United States finally, but it's been effective time and time again. What's so ironic is that the first 'International Workers Day' started right here in the United States in Chicago during 1886.

The United States working poor took to the streets and demanded better treatment as did the indigenous people in Cuba, Brazil, Venezuela, and Nicaragua. I'm proud to say that the Americas were not alone.

Africans, Muslims, Europeans, and Orientals all took part in protests. The Neo-National Socialist Party in Germany took part in aggressive May Day protests. They may be new but they sure hold onto tradition.

In London more socialist marched for their right to have government dictate their lives, I mean, for government to decide what's best for them.

In Russia, marchers remembered the greatness of Lenin and Marx, all over the world, workers stood up and demanded a general interruption of the economy so when they lose their jobs, the government can help them with some money.

Perhaps the greatest day in International Workers Day was in 1940, when the National Socialist Chancellor sealed off the Lodz Ghetto so that no more poor people would live there. He ended poverty in Poland by prohibiting new people from moving into the ghetto. A day that will live in Socialist lore.

If you want to read more about the roots of May Day, you can learn more here or here.

Well, since it's May Day and I don't feel like working, and I have enough money that I don't actually need to work, I'm going to take the night off early. Of course you have an assignment and like usual, notify me of your homework assignment being complete.

Assignment task: How can you help create a larger poverty class so that Democrats have a better chance of winning elections?

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