WWDD - What Would Democrats Do?

If elected, Democrats will be more focused on impeaching Bush than eradicating terrorist.

If elected, Democrats would probably put a tax on the gasoline to punish the big oil companies, which would be passed on to the consumer.

If Democrats win, they'll stay in Iraq until it's time to withdraw. They'll also fight smarter, whatever that means.

If Democrats win, they'll save you from unhealthy things like cigerette smoke, tasty ice cream cones, fast food, and Soda Pops.

If Democrats win, there will be a health policeman at your convenience to fine you for being unhealthy with your body.

If the government's paying for your health, your health becomes property of the government, expect more socialized healthcare.

If Democrats get elected, expect your taxes to go up. Don't laugh, somebody's got to pay for those higher gas prices that the federal government incurs.

If Democrats get elected, expect them to be friendly with enemies such as Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and the Iranian Scarface. Hey, why go to war and a few lives when you can wait and lose a lot of lives and be hailed as a great President like Roosevelt?

If Democrats win, more money will leave your pocket and end up in the hands of people that didn't work for your money.

If Democrats win, will have a Kathleen Blanco like response to national disasters.

Add your own 'If Democrats win' in the comment section

I sit here tonight forcing myself to do a blog post thinking about what happened to me just over a year ago. Each day, I struggled to post and because I had nothing to post about, I posted nothing.

The worst mistake that a man can make is to do nothing because he could only do a little.

Days turned into weeks, and soon months went by with very little blog activity. Before I knew it, my readership had dropped dramatically and I found myself struggling to get back readers. Eventually I picked them back up but now I seem to find myself back at those very crossroads of not blogging again.

The problem is that life happens. I'm focused on my on future, the future of my career, the future of my life. On the other hand, I see political involvement in that future, even if only the words I type. Politics is something that I strongly believe impacts all of our lives and the battle is critical each and everyday. The more control we concede, the more our future is decided for us. The more we depend on government, the less we depend on God, the less we depend on God, the more government becomes our God.

It's the future that has left my present very little time for the internet, and though I will not stop blogging completely, it has forced me to blog less; I am spending less time on the internet.

When I started the 'Liberal church', I meant it as a comedic warning to conservatives and liberals. I get a sense of radicalism from liberals and some conservatives that they believe their party is always right, no matter what. They have no sense of direction in their own political beliefs, just that the other side is filled with demons and thus, by default, their party is the correct one.

It's become a cult-like behavior and the intent was to make people stop and think about their own personal behavior. Are you one that follows the nightly news and political talkshows and gets your views from them? Do you watch television and movies and allow your political views to be influenced by them? What about music? Do you let them brainwash you as well?

I have researched into how nations become totalitarian and though I have found that they vary from nation to nation, there are some common things. The accusation that the opposing political party harbors a 'culture of corruption' has been very common. Disruption of the economy is key. The attempt of incarcerating people of a different political persuasion, even while in the minority is a definitive action. Is this beginning to sound familiar?

It's been historical, since the beginning of government, that government tries to silence those of opposing viewpoints. One needs only to look at the Bible to see that Jesus Christ was brutally murdered over his words while the murderer Barrabas was set free. Today, that mentality still exists.

We have those among us the clamor to see people thrown into jail simply because they are not liked. They want to see Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Tom Delay, even Martha Stuart, and Ken Lay imprisoned not necessarily because they did something wrong, but rather because what they stood for. It's radicalism to be so adamanant to wish ill will onto a person you've never even met. These same people that would throw people in jail, regardless of their innocence of guilt, would see to it that murderers such as Tookie Williams set free. Sound familiar?

The cult like activism would have children aborted merely because they pose a threat to the career of another, but do not wish to confront those that would see our society cease to exist as we know. Careers can overcome a new child, or nation cannot be rescued from appeasement.

The other day, while enjoying a cup of the best coffee ever, I was engaged in a discussion with a gentleman that goes on missionary trips. Shortly into the conversation, he mentioned that the churches aren't divided into religious camps, but rather political camps and didn't understand why. I explained to him that socialism has a cult like behavior, that government is the great provider, government is their God. They believe it's their duty to use any means necessary to see that their God (government) is in control of everybodies life. They will infiltrate so they can divide, then conquer. To them, government is the great savior and they see theirselves as angels doing the lord's work. They believe it's bestowed upon them to save everybody else from theirselves. They are people that had no sense of purpose in their lives until they found their little niche in government to save people. They've convinced theirselves that their work is so important that they will rape their mothers and cut the throats of their siblings if necessary.

We can look around the world and see politicians acting uncivil, literally getting into fistfights at city council meetings and parliamentary affairs. The rudeness and contempt they show each other makes anything we see in the United States look like another sunny day in the Garden of Eden. And though I see the United States in a relatively peaceful manner, I wonder how much longer we will last if the radicalism continues.

I pray to God each day that my country does not go down that path of totalitarianism, but deep down inside my heart, I wonder just how much longer we will last. We have people that wake up each day with hatred in their hearts. Their entire lives seemed to be controlled with a hatred of President George Bush, not because of anything Bush has done, but because President Bush is part of the opposing party. It is nothing short of being a dangerous mentality.

It is my hope that those of you who read this seek truth, not the party party. Seek justice, not vengeance. Learn what history truly holds, not what you want it to be. Be reasonable, not a manipulated tool.

It's not that I am saying goodbye to you this night, I assure you that this blog will continue on, but there will no longer be a weekly Monday Night Bible Study nor the liberal church. This blog will just slow down somewhat and I do expect to post at least twice a week. I've sincerely enjoyed the last two years, but life happens. Until next time, be a free thinker.

Now we all know just how "biased" the press is against Liberals. In fact, while the MSM media continues to ignore the drug charges against Rush Limbaugh and his legal troubles that preceeded that and while they hardly mentioned the fact the Dick Cheney shot his friend, while allegedly drinking a beer, we know how they won't stop on poor Patrick Kennedy.

Can you hear the Right wing bloggers and the Right wing newsmedia such as CNN, CBS, and FOX? I'll bet every night we'll hear stories of whether or not there should be charges brought against Representative Kennedy concerning his Driving While Under the Influence. Right wing Organizations such as MADD will harrass him until he's in jail.

So what if he was breaking a few laws? He's a Democrat so it's okay for him to break the laws. Are you really stupid enough to believe that Congressmen can't drive under the influence? At least Democrat Congressmen can.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded!

ON WAR

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events." - Sir Winston Churchill

"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just." - Abraham Lincoln

ON PATRIOTISM

"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home." - Sir Winston Churchill

ON THE PRESS

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." - Thomas Jefferson

ON FREEDOM

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

ON JUSTICE

"Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong." - Theodore Roosevelt,

ON THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

"We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other." - John Adams

ON VIRTUE

"I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from virtue comes money and every other good of man, public as well as private. This is my teaching, and if this is the doctrine which corrupts the youth, I am a mischievous person." - Socrates

Good evening folks, I'm Peter Peaceful and tonight we will be studying "International Workers Day". As you will learn, it's a great way to disrupt the economy and help institute communism into our lives! Today is a world wide day for people to take the day off and demand socialism! Most importantly, we finally have it in the United States. It is our time!

Yes, it's a big deal in the United States finally, but it's been effective time and time again. What's so ironic is that the first 'International Workers Day' started right here in the United States in Chicago during 1886.

The United States working poor took to the streets and demanded better treatment as did the indigenous people in Cuba, Brazil, Venezuela, and Nicaragua. I'm proud to say that the Americas were not alone.

Africans, Muslims, Europeans, and Orientals all took part in protests. The Neo-National Socialist Party in Germany took part in aggressive May Day protests. They may be new but they sure hold onto tradition.

In London more socialist marched for their right to have government dictate their lives, I mean, for government to decide what's best for them.

In Russia, marchers remembered the greatness of Lenin and Marx, all over the world, workers stood up and demanded a general interruption of the economy so when they lose their jobs, the government can help them with some money.

Perhaps the greatest day in International Workers Day was in 1940, when the National Socialist Chancellor sealed off the Lodz Ghetto so that no more poor people would live there. He ended poverty in Poland by prohibiting new people from moving into the ghetto. A day that will live in Socialist lore.

If you want to read more about the roots of May Day, you can learn more here or here.

Well, since it's May Day and I don't feel like working, and I have enough money that I don't actually need to work, I'm going to take the night off early. Of course you have an assignment and like usual, notify me of your homework assignment being complete.

Assignment task: How can you help create a larger poverty class so that Democrats have a better chance of winning elections?

Last week's Bible Study

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"Patria Libre O Morir!" - Choir
"Socialista, Amor de Mi Corazon" - Los Rojos Negritos
"Hugo Chavez Eres Mi Todo" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist and I am filling in tonight. You may already know me from our Monday Night Bible Study.

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,815 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 49 more successful protests! Please keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers.

In other announcements, we, here at the liberal church, are looking for a permanant Reverend to lead our ministry of Deminsanity. We shall look high and low, before we settle on somebody.

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, Thank you for this miserable day. When we woke up this morning the sun was shining and we were upset that George Bush caused so much sunshine because he's trying to give us all skin cancer. You put a roof over our heads to protect us. We are grateful to be under your great umbrella of protection. May you provide us with buses to take us to vote so we can have angels in office that takes from another and gives to me. We ask this of you, O Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Dia Verde will sing us Himno Nacional Americano! I understand that there is a special message towards the end that Dia Verde added.

Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)

♪♫ 'Sus estrellas, sus franjas, la libertad, somos iquales ' ♫
♫'Somos hermanos, en nuestro himno'♫♪
♪♫ 'En el fiero combate en señal de victoria,' ♫
♫ 'Fulgor de lucha, al paso de la libertada,'♫♪
♫ 'Mi gente sigue luchando yah es tiempo de romper las cadenas'♫♪
♪♫ 'Por la noche decían: "¡Se va defendiendo!"' ♫
♪♫ '¡Oh decid! Despliega aún su hermosura estrellada' ♫
♫ 'Sobre tierra de libres,la bandera sagrada?' ♫♪
♫ 'Y yo creo que Bush es como Hitler,' ♫♪
♪♫ '¡No! Yo se que Bush es Hitler!' ♫

Wow Dia Verde, amazing song. That was genius of you to say Bush is Hitler. It almost blew my socks off! I thought I was the only one to realize Bush is just like Hitler. Those of you in the congregation, please don't do you research, just believe us.

Before we move on with the sermon, I want to tell you a couple of things about the music you just heard. You may have heard of an American band called 'Green Day'. Well, this group of undocumented working musicians came to America looking for a better way of life, free healthcare, and a nice fat welfare check. Then one day they saw Green Day and decided to form a band named after them, Dia (Day) and Verde (Green) and they are now trying to steal Green Day's day job. A true liberal inspiration.

Also, isn't it so wonderful that now hispanics can now sing the National Anthem? We are currently working on a Chinese version, a Portugese version, a Japanese version, a North Korean as well as a South Korean version, a German version, an Italian version, a French version, a Canadien French version, a Bulgarian version, a Vietnamese version, an Arabic version, and many other versions.

We are also working on a Muslim version of God Bless America (Allah Bless America) and even a more sensitive and tolerant version titled Allah Bomb America for the passionate Muslims.

I think free speech is an important part of living in America, can I get a 'From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'?

We have a right to stand up to this administration and tell them to shut their mouths or else! Or else we are going to follow their every footstep until we find something to prosecute them all! It's free speech to call Karl Rove in front of a Grand Jury as many times as possible because he says things that contradict the Deminsanity view. I promise you we will prosecute Karl Rove on something because he opposed Democrats too many times!

We'll get to him, just like we did Tom Delay! Tom Delay as been a thorn in moving our policies forward ever since he came to Washington so he deserves to go to jail. He should rot there in prison where he'll be manhandled by prison thugs all day and all night. It doesn't matter if he broke the law! What matters is that he opposed us! How dare he ever speak out against your Democrat Gods?!?

We finally have a mug shot on Rush Limbaugh! It took us a while but I really think we are getting good at this. We had to search long and hard but finally, we found something. Normally we'd let him get by with rehab and drop the case, but he's a Republican so he should suffer to the full extent of the law. In fact, we ought to double the punishment for him because he's a Republican, and then double it again because he's a Christian. I'm so sick of Christians shoving their moral values down my throat. Every movie that I see has Christians shoving their moral values down my throat!

I saw a movie the other day and a Christian didn't believe in murder in this movie. I was so upset that I demanded my money back! How dare they show a movie without murders! Stupid Christians always shoving their moral values down our throats. If everybody would just live their life like we told them to, the world would be so much better.

Sheesh, I hate them Christians forcing their moral values of love onto me! Just the thought of Christians makes me so angry that I, well I just wish we had a whole lot more prosecutors out there to find something, anything they can, to shove all the Christians into prisons. I know they have done something illegal. We make room in our prisons by letting all the drug dealers go free, and free the Tookie Williams's of the world.

It's just not fair that Republicans are allowed to have free speech so they can shove their moral values down our throats! What do they do with it anyway? Tell our children not to have sex? It's our right to tell our children to have sex just as long as they wear condoms. In fact, it's our duty to tell all children to wear a condom. It's our duty to give children of Christian parents condoms because their parents won't. All Christians need to do is realize that our way of life is better and start living like we tell them too.

It's up to us, the liberals in America to save the children. If it's not for us, who will tell children what they can eat? If it's not for us, who's going to teach children to tolerate everybody except Christians? It's liberals that know right from wrong and it's our duty to make sure everybody knows what right and wrong, or those Christians will shove their moral values down their throats!

Ooh those Christians get my blood boiling. Just the thought of them gets me heated up. Why can't Christians be about love your nieghbor? Why can't they be for tolerance? Christians just don't have the tolerance that we have. I hate Christians so much that the thought of them gets me off my sermon.

I want to get back to free speech. Free speech is something that is available to everybody. We at the Liberal church firmly believe in free speech as long as you agree with us. If you ever get confused about what you are supposed to say, just watch the Sunday morning talk shows, the news, or any of your Democrat Gods and you will be fine. I must warn you though, if any of you stray to far from what you are supposed to say, just think about how we searched and searched until we finally got Tom Delay and Rush Limbaugh. You don't want to be next.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, thank you for your divine sense of right and wrong. Help us lead our nation into a world that we think is best for everybody to live in. Fill their wicked hearts to accept right and wrong as we see it. Holy Spirit Che Guevera, we worship you.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Weeks Sermon (XIII)

Please Give to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

Best movie since 'Passion of the Christ'. Go see this movie. If you are a liberal, think of the movie as a victory since your side took out three United States buildings. If you are conservative or simply just love this country, watch it, remember 9-11.

Flight 93 opens up today and I have my tickets in my wallet, ready to go. I will do a review on the movie and let you know how it is. Keep checking back.

Looks like I didn't die, as some liberal wished on me while I was away. Nice little business trip.

Monday is the day that I am supposed to take off to honor a bunch of people that didn't do what they should have done to begin with, come here legally. I'm going to work twice as hard.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded

"Totalitarianism is never content to rule by external means, namely, through the state and a machinery of violence; thanks to its peculiar ideology and the role assigned to it in this apparatus of coercion, totalitarianism has discovered a means of dominating and terrorizing human beings from within." -- Hannah Arendt

"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of governmental power, not the increase of it." -- Nadia Boulanger

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."" -- Thomas Jefferson

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do." -- Benjamain Franklin

"Don't let anyone claim to be a true American. Don't let them claim the tribute of American patriotism if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." -- George Washington

"Those who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." -- William Penn

I'm sorry to report that the Monday Night Bible Study will be cancelled this week as I will be out of town on a business trip. At this time it appears that there will be no post this until Friday, however, I am working on having a guest(s) bloggers to help fill the gap.

In the meantime, please keep the comments under control.

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"Hugo's March Against the Imperialist" - Choir
"Fidel, Presidente Of My Heart!" - Harry Belafonte
"Your Money, My Compassion" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Lee Harvey O'Donnell and I am filling in tonight. As you probably know, all of your Democrat Gods are caught up in deciding the election for New Orleans so nobody could speak tonight. We tried to have Father Fidel come in and speak but he was busy with a secret meeting with Hugo Chavez in his plans to destroy the United States. You know what the Liberal stand is, whenever somebody threatens the United States, who are we to intervene? If they come over here and destroy us, we probably deserved it. Come to think of it, we never stood on the side of the United States before, why should we start now?

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,766 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 55 more successful protests! Please keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers.

In other announcements, Despite George Bush's best efforts to disenfranchise the voters of New Orleans, voters still turned out. Mayor Ray Nagin leads the early results over Lt. Governor Mitch Landrieu 34% to 31%. Hopefully we will have the results by the end of tonight's sermon. We are also getting reports that many of the Democrat voters have been rounded up and haven't been seen since. Keep that in mind the next time you go vote, if you are a Liberal you might be better off staying at home before Republicans pick you up for terrorism.

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, help stop George W. Bush's oppression against Democrat voters. We remain courageous as we go to the polls but as George Bush steps up his war on freedom, more Democrats aren't able to vote, which means we will lose more elections. Our courage may ween if you don't end the oppression soon. We ask of you, O Holy Spirit Che Guevara, please end the oppression now!

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Nancy Pelosi will sing us a song of praise and worship!

Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)

♪♫ 'Good News in Nawlins' ♫
♫'the city is still Democrat'♫♪
♪♫ 'we can still blame it all on Bush' ♫
♫ 'when the leadership falls flat.'♫♪
♫ 'Nazi's are in the Whitehouse' ♫♪
♪♫ 'and believe it or not Bush is like Hitler!' ♫
♪♫ 'I bottle up my feelings of Bush' ♫
♫ 'But the Iraq war shakes, shakes, shakes me up' ♫♪
♫ 'It makes me angry and violent' ♫♪
♪♫ 'but impeachment, peachment, peps me up!' ♫

Wow Nancy, that was simply an amazing song. Those words really hit home with me, when I heard how it makes George Bush makes you feel violent, I knew exactly what you meant. When I find out somebody is a Republican, I get so angry that I refuse to do anything with them except to tell them how wrong they are and tell them to shut up. I won't do business with them or anything. In fact, that's an order to you too. If any of you come across a Republican, get angry and tell them to shut up because we believe in freedom of speech and they don't!

But you really made me think about George Bush being like Hitler. I never gave it much thought, but now that you mention it, I think George Bush is worse than Hitler which shows how much I care about the poor. If you don't agree that George Bush is worse than Hitler, then you are against peace in the world and incapable of thinking for yourself.

Tonight we have great news for everybody. The 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that Rethuglicans can't wear t-shirts that are deemed insensitive towards Liberals! When are they going to learn that free speech is only for Liberals?

If we want to keep Rethuglicans from praying in school, that's our Right! If we want to wear anti-George Bush t-shirts, again that's our right. We decide when free speech is good and when it's wrong.

The easy way to find out what is okay to say is to come here and learn what is okay for you to say. If we say it, then it's approved thinking. You are allowed to dissent when we dissent. You are allowed to be offended when we tell you that you can be offended. You can offend when we tell you to offend. We decide what free speech is!

If we change our values, it's your duty as Democrats to change your values with us. If tomorrow we decide that illegal immigrats should be deported, you need to fall in line and support us. If we decide Republicans are corrupt, you repeat it. Don't think for yourself, do what we tell you!

Only Liberal approved t-shirts should be allowed in schools. Free speech isn't for everyone. Don't you dare offend us or we will deal with you in a way that you'll regret!

We just got news that Mitch Landrieu and Ray Nagin will meet in the runoff as Nagin failed to muster 50% of the vote. Nagin should have listened to us when we told him he better not try to work with Bush or else.

Now it's too late for Nagin. How dare he put New Orleans over the Democrat party! When we have an opportunity to nail Bush to the cross he should have got out of our way. He's a Democrat, he should know better! He should never put New Orleans as his priority when we are busy trying to destroy a Republican President! Kathleen Blanco followed orders, just as many of you did. You got on your blogs and blamed Bush for everything. You did an excellent job and should be commended. In fact, your work paid off! 57% of the general public believes that George Bush personally ordered Hurricane Katrina to hit only African American nieghborhoods and signed an executive order to delay FEMA from helping out in New Orleans.

However, Nagin refused. He tried to get New Orleans under control. Why on earth would he do something so stupid? He's not fit to be an elected Democratic official. We'll see to it that Mitch Landrieu is the next mayor of New Orleans, even if we have to rig the election to do it. We are the party of compassion, caring, understanding and free speech. We are the party that deserves to be in power. Ray Nagin didn't understand that so and we will make an example out of him!

Well you will have to forgive me as my sermon is a little short, but I have a special invite to join Father Fidel and Brother Hugo for a late night dinner of lobster. It's Cuban Lobster and since you have to get special approval from Fidel to eat his lobsters, there is no way you can get me to pass that up.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, please put the correct thoughts into our followers. Give them the strength to resist thinking on their own. Help them keep their distance from Satan Bush's demonic angels known as Republicans. When those demons become so strong that our people begin to question their beliefs, give them the power to say to the demons 'Shut Up!' and 'Republicans are trying to take away our free speech'. Holy Spirit Che Guevera, we worship you.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Weeks Sermon (XIII)

Please Give to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

Twonight I am in a great mood. I just got my tax refund, so I went down and got the new Motorola Razor phone. A silver one for my wife, a black one for me. I really like this phone, well, I really like having the speaker phone, it's awesome. I drive a lot and I never realized just how much a better a speaker phone is when driving down the street. I really allows you to focus more on the road, and since I drive so much and constantly on the cellphone, it's a much better deal. There is a down side to this. I switched to cingular which means I always have bars on my phone. I really am going to miss being out in the country and my phone doesn't ring. Alright, to be honest, there are times I just don't feel like answering the phone and now I no longer have an excuse, not that I ever didn't answer the phone when YOU called me, just other people.

It looks like I am off to a great start to my blogs second anniversary, or birthday, whatever it is. This is the point where I say, leave a comment and wish me a Happy Blogiversary! It's the one time a year that I can do that, right? However, no Blogiversary would be complete without taking a couple of jabs at liberals, so let's get right down to that.

When I walked into the house and sorted through my mail, I saw the latest issue of The Nation, and can you believe Coca-Cola is repressing people? I really feel soory for liberals, everybody in the world is oppressing them. Coca Cola? Oppressors! Wal-mart? Oppressors! George W. Bush? Nazi Oppressor! McDonald's? Oppressors! Tobacco industry? Chemical Warfare experts cleverly murdering thousands of innocent unsuspecting bystanders when they sent their terrorist network of the smoker militia. Donald Rumsfield? Oppressing minorities by tricking the very Democrat Charles Rangel into sponsoring a bill to re-instate the draft.

Oil Companies? Yeah, they were so anxious to make the big bucks that they took Al Gore's manuscript of 'The Earth in the Balance' and wrote in there that gas should be five bucks a gallon, knowing full well that he would someday become President and be the brains behind the Clinton administration. They also kidnapped and brainwashed Paul Tsongas because his name sounded so close to 'Tax On Gas', and had him sponsor bills that would increase the gas tax.

Poor Liberals, they are so oppressed that if they even think about voting in any upcoming elections, they are probably going to be thrown in jail and be George Bush's political prisoners. In fact, I hear George W. Bush has sent out spies to moniter the New Orleans elections. New Orleans will vote Republican whether they want to or not!

I really feel sorry for the American Liberal, it must really suck to be so unhappy all the time. Seriously, when I see a Liberal, you have all my pity. I don't see how many of you can continue to live miserably. In fact, Liberals are so oppressed, that I really want to help them. I want to start an underground railroad to help liberals go to a country where they won't be so oppressed. Perhaps Cuba, China, North Korea, Venezuela, or Rwanda will suffice. Better yet, let's send them to Iran so they can protest Iran's pro-war actions. The American Liberal is the most oppressed people in the entire world. You don't hear the Chinese complaining, do you? Nor the Venezuelans, or even Cubans. Nobody complains about how oppressed they are more than liberals do. Let's start a movement to help them out of the country so they no longer will be oppressed!

I was doing a revue of my favorite posts and I came across the Blast from the past titled '911 Words'. I wrote it, then did a spell check and word count on it. When I did it, I noticed it was exactly 911 words long. It was at that point that I decided that it was fine just as it was, and left it alone. I hope you enjoy it.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded!

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company." -- George Washington

"Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day." -- Benjamin Franklin

"A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader." -- Samuel Adams quote

"Those who have no sense of right, reason or religion, have a natural propensity to make use of their strength to the destruction of such as are weaker than they." -- Thomas Jefferson

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." -- John Adams

"To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not." -- Thomas Paine