Good evening folks, I'm Peter Peaceful and tonight we will be studying "International Workers Day". As you will learn, it's a great way to disrupt the economy and help institute communism into our lives! Today is a world wide day for people to take the day off and demand socialism! Most importantly, we finally have it in the United States. It is our time!

Yes, it's a big deal in the United States finally, but it's been effective time and time again. What's so ironic is that the first 'International Workers Day' started right here in the United States in Chicago during 1886.

The United States working poor took to the streets and demanded better treatment as did the indigenous people in Cuba, Brazil, Venezuela, and Nicaragua. I'm proud to say that the Americas were not alone.

Africans, Muslims, Europeans, and Orientals all took part in protests. The Neo-National Socialist Party in Germany took part in aggressive May Day protests. They may be new but they sure hold onto tradition.

In London more socialist marched for their right to have government dictate their lives, I mean, for government to decide what's best for them.

In Russia, marchers remembered the greatness of Lenin and Marx, all over the world, workers stood up and demanded a general interruption of the economy so when they lose their jobs, the government can help them with some money.

Perhaps the greatest day in International Workers Day was in 1940, when the National Socialist Chancellor sealed off the Lodz Ghetto so that no more poor people would live there. He ended poverty in Poland by prohibiting new people from moving into the ghetto. A day that will live in Socialist lore.

If you want to read more about the roots of May Day, you can learn more here or here.

Well, since it's May Day and I don't feel like working, and I have enough money that I don't actually need to work, I'm going to take the night off early. Of course you have an assignment and like usual, notify me of your homework assignment being complete.

Assignment task: How can you help create a larger poverty class so that Democrats have a better chance of winning elections?

Last week's Bible Study

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"Patria Libre O Morir!" - Choir
"Socialista, Amor de Mi Corazon" - Los Rojos Negritos
"Hugo Chavez Eres Mi Todo" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist and I am filling in tonight. You may already know me from our Monday Night Bible Study.

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,815 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 49 more successful protests! Please keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers.

In other announcements, we, here at the liberal church, are looking for a permanant Reverend to lead our ministry of Deminsanity. We shall look high and low, before we settle on somebody.

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, Thank you for this miserable day. When we woke up this morning the sun was shining and we were upset that George Bush caused so much sunshine because he's trying to give us all skin cancer. You put a roof over our heads to protect us. We are grateful to be under your great umbrella of protection. May you provide us with buses to take us to vote so we can have angels in office that takes from another and gives to me. We ask this of you, O Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Dia Verde will sing us Himno Nacional Americano! I understand that there is a special message towards the end that Dia Verde added.

Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)

♪♫ 'Sus estrellas, sus franjas, la libertad, somos iquales ' ♫
♫'Somos hermanos, en nuestro himno'♫♪
♪♫ 'En el fiero combate en señal de victoria,' ♫
♫ 'Fulgor de lucha, al paso de la libertada,'♫♪
♫ 'Mi gente sigue luchando yah es tiempo de romper las cadenas'♫♪
♪♫ 'Por la noche decían: "¡Se va defendiendo!"' ♫
♪♫ '¡Oh decid! Despliega aún su hermosura estrellada' ♫
♫ 'Sobre tierra de libres,la bandera sagrada?' ♫♪
♫ 'Y yo creo que Bush es como Hitler,' ♫♪
♪♫ '¡No! Yo se que Bush es Hitler!' ♫

Wow Dia Verde, amazing song. That was genius of you to say Bush is Hitler. It almost blew my socks off! I thought I was the only one to realize Bush is just like Hitler. Those of you in the congregation, please don't do you research, just believe us.

Before we move on with the sermon, I want to tell you a couple of things about the music you just heard. You may have heard of an American band called 'Green Day'. Well, this group of undocumented working musicians came to America looking for a better way of life, free healthcare, and a nice fat welfare check. Then one day they saw Green Day and decided to form a band named after them, Dia (Day) and Verde (Green) and they are now trying to steal Green Day's day job. A true liberal inspiration.

Also, isn't it so wonderful that now hispanics can now sing the National Anthem? We are currently working on a Chinese version, a Portugese version, a Japanese version, a North Korean as well as a South Korean version, a German version, an Italian version, a French version, a Canadien French version, a Bulgarian version, a Vietnamese version, an Arabic version, and many other versions.

We are also working on a Muslim version of God Bless America (Allah Bless America) and even a more sensitive and tolerant version titled Allah Bomb America for the passionate Muslims.

I think free speech is an important part of living in America, can I get a 'From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'?

We have a right to stand up to this administration and tell them to shut their mouths or else! Or else we are going to follow their every footstep until we find something to prosecute them all! It's free speech to call Karl Rove in front of a Grand Jury as many times as possible because he says things that contradict the Deminsanity view. I promise you we will prosecute Karl Rove on something because he opposed Democrats too many times!

We'll get to him, just like we did Tom Delay! Tom Delay as been a thorn in moving our policies forward ever since he came to Washington so he deserves to go to jail. He should rot there in prison where he'll be manhandled by prison thugs all day and all night. It doesn't matter if he broke the law! What matters is that he opposed us! How dare he ever speak out against your Democrat Gods?!?

We finally have a mug shot on Rush Limbaugh! It took us a while but I really think we are getting good at this. We had to search long and hard but finally, we found something. Normally we'd let him get by with rehab and drop the case, but he's a Republican so he should suffer to the full extent of the law. In fact, we ought to double the punishment for him because he's a Republican, and then double it again because he's a Christian. I'm so sick of Christians shoving their moral values down my throat. Every movie that I see has Christians shoving their moral values down my throat!

I saw a movie the other day and a Christian didn't believe in murder in this movie. I was so upset that I demanded my money back! How dare they show a movie without murders! Stupid Christians always shoving their moral values down our throats. If everybody would just live their life like we told them to, the world would be so much better.

Sheesh, I hate them Christians forcing their moral values of love onto me! Just the thought of Christians makes me so angry that I, well I just wish we had a whole lot more prosecutors out there to find something, anything they can, to shove all the Christians into prisons. I know they have done something illegal. We make room in our prisons by letting all the drug dealers go free, and free the Tookie Williams's of the world.

It's just not fair that Republicans are allowed to have free speech so they can shove their moral values down our throats! What do they do with it anyway? Tell our children not to have sex? It's our right to tell our children to have sex just as long as they wear condoms. In fact, it's our duty to tell all children to wear a condom. It's our duty to give children of Christian parents condoms because their parents won't. All Christians need to do is realize that our way of life is better and start living like we tell them too.

It's up to us, the liberals in America to save the children. If it's not for us, who will tell children what they can eat? If it's not for us, who's going to teach children to tolerate everybody except Christians? It's liberals that know right from wrong and it's our duty to make sure everybody knows what right and wrong, or those Christians will shove their moral values down their throats!

Ooh those Christians get my blood boiling. Just the thought of them gets me heated up. Why can't Christians be about love your nieghbor? Why can't they be for tolerance? Christians just don't have the tolerance that we have. I hate Christians so much that the thought of them gets me off my sermon.

I want to get back to free speech. Free speech is something that is available to everybody. We at the Liberal church firmly believe in free speech as long as you agree with us. If you ever get confused about what you are supposed to say, just watch the Sunday morning talk shows, the news, or any of your Democrat Gods and you will be fine. I must warn you though, if any of you stray to far from what you are supposed to say, just think about how we searched and searched until we finally got Tom Delay and Rush Limbaugh. You don't want to be next.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, thank you for your divine sense of right and wrong. Help us lead our nation into a world that we think is best for everybody to live in. Fill their wicked hearts to accept right and wrong as we see it. Holy Spirit Che Guevera, we worship you.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Weeks Sermon (XIII)

Please Give to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

Best movie since 'Passion of the Christ'. Go see this movie. If you are a liberal, think of the movie as a victory since your side took out three United States buildings. If you are conservative or simply just love this country, watch it, remember 9-11.

Flight 93 opens up today and I have my tickets in my wallet, ready to go. I will do a review on the movie and let you know how it is. Keep checking back.

Looks like I didn't die, as some liberal wished on me while I was away. Nice little business trip.

Monday is the day that I am supposed to take off to honor a bunch of people that didn't do what they should have done to begin with, come here legally. I'm going to work twice as hard.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded

"Totalitarianism is never content to rule by external means, namely, through the state and a machinery of violence; thanks to its peculiar ideology and the role assigned to it in this apparatus of coercion, totalitarianism has discovered a means of dominating and terrorizing human beings from within." -- Hannah Arendt

"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of governmental power, not the increase of it." -- Nadia Boulanger

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."" -- Thomas Jefferson

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do." -- Benjamain Franklin

"Don't let anyone claim to be a true American. Don't let them claim the tribute of American patriotism if they ever attempt to remove religion from politics." -- George Washington

"Those who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." -- William Penn

I'm sorry to report that the Monday Night Bible Study will be cancelled this week as I will be out of town on a business trip. At this time it appears that there will be no post this until Friday, however, I am working on having a guest(s) bloggers to help fill the gap.

In the meantime, please keep the comments under control.

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"Hugo's March Against the Imperialist" - Choir
"Fidel, Presidente Of My Heart!" - Harry Belafonte
"Your Money, My Compassion" - Choir

Welcome to the Liberal church! I am Reverend Lee Harvey O'Donnell and I am filling in tonight. As you probably know, all of your Democrat Gods are caught up in deciding the election for New Orleans so nobody could speak tonight. We tried to have Father Fidel come in and speak but he was busy with a secret meeting with Hugo Chavez in his plans to destroy the United States. You know what the Liberal stand is, whenever somebody threatens the United States, who are we to intervene? If they come over here and destroy us, we probably deserved it. Come to think of it, we never stood on the side of the United States before, why should we start now?

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,766 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 55 more successful protests! Please keep the protestors of Bush's Islamic Holocaust in your prayers.

In other announcements, Despite George Bush's best efforts to disenfranchise the voters of New Orleans, voters still turned out. Mayor Ray Nagin leads the early results over Lt. Governor Mitch Landrieu 34% to 31%. Hopefully we will have the results by the end of tonight's sermon. We are also getting reports that many of the Democrat voters have been rounded up and haven't been seen since. Keep that in mind the next time you go vote, if you are a Liberal you might be better off staying at home before Republicans pick you up for terrorism.

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, help stop George W. Bush's oppression against Democrat voters. We remain courageous as we go to the polls but as George Bush steps up his war on freedom, more Democrats aren't able to vote, which means we will lose more elections. Our courage may ween if you don't end the oppression soon. We ask of you, O Holy Spirit Che Guevara, please end the oppression now!

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Nancy Pelosi will sing us a song of praise and worship!

Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)

♪♫ 'Good News in Nawlins' ♫
♫'the city is still Democrat'♫♪
♪♫ 'we can still blame it all on Bush' ♫
♫ 'when the leadership falls flat.'♫♪
♫ 'Nazi's are in the Whitehouse' ♫♪
♪♫ 'and believe it or not Bush is like Hitler!' ♫
♪♫ 'I bottle up my feelings of Bush' ♫
♫ 'But the Iraq war shakes, shakes, shakes me up' ♫♪
♫ 'It makes me angry and violent' ♫♪
♪♫ 'but impeachment, peachment, peps me up!' ♫

Wow Nancy, that was simply an amazing song. Those words really hit home with me, when I heard how it makes George Bush makes you feel violent, I knew exactly what you meant. When I find out somebody is a Republican, I get so angry that I refuse to do anything with them except to tell them how wrong they are and tell them to shut up. I won't do business with them or anything. In fact, that's an order to you too. If any of you come across a Republican, get angry and tell them to shut up because we believe in freedom of speech and they don't!

But you really made me think about George Bush being like Hitler. I never gave it much thought, but now that you mention it, I think George Bush is worse than Hitler which shows how much I care about the poor. If you don't agree that George Bush is worse than Hitler, then you are against peace in the world and incapable of thinking for yourself.

Tonight we have great news for everybody. The 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that Rethuglicans can't wear t-shirts that are deemed insensitive towards Liberals! When are they going to learn that free speech is only for Liberals?

If we want to keep Rethuglicans from praying in school, that's our Right! If we want to wear anti-George Bush t-shirts, again that's our right. We decide when free speech is good and when it's wrong.

The easy way to find out what is okay to say is to come here and learn what is okay for you to say. If we say it, then it's approved thinking. You are allowed to dissent when we dissent. You are allowed to be offended when we tell you that you can be offended. You can offend when we tell you to offend. We decide what free speech is!

If we change our values, it's your duty as Democrats to change your values with us. If tomorrow we decide that illegal immigrats should be deported, you need to fall in line and support us. If we decide Republicans are corrupt, you repeat it. Don't think for yourself, do what we tell you!

Only Liberal approved t-shirts should be allowed in schools. Free speech isn't for everyone. Don't you dare offend us or we will deal with you in a way that you'll regret!

We just got news that Mitch Landrieu and Ray Nagin will meet in the runoff as Nagin failed to muster 50% of the vote. Nagin should have listened to us when we told him he better not try to work with Bush or else.

Now it's too late for Nagin. How dare he put New Orleans over the Democrat party! When we have an opportunity to nail Bush to the cross he should have got out of our way. He's a Democrat, he should know better! He should never put New Orleans as his priority when we are busy trying to destroy a Republican President! Kathleen Blanco followed orders, just as many of you did. You got on your blogs and blamed Bush for everything. You did an excellent job and should be commended. In fact, your work paid off! 57% of the general public believes that George Bush personally ordered Hurricane Katrina to hit only African American nieghborhoods and signed an executive order to delay FEMA from helping out in New Orleans.

However, Nagin refused. He tried to get New Orleans under control. Why on earth would he do something so stupid? He's not fit to be an elected Democratic official. We'll see to it that Mitch Landrieu is the next mayor of New Orleans, even if we have to rig the election to do it. We are the party of compassion, caring, understanding and free speech. We are the party that deserves to be in power. Ray Nagin didn't understand that so and we will make an example out of him!

Well you will have to forgive me as my sermon is a little short, but I have a special invite to join Father Fidel and Brother Hugo for a late night dinner of lobster. It's Cuban Lobster and since you have to get special approval from Fidel to eat his lobsters, there is no way you can get me to pass that up.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che, please put the correct thoughts into our followers. Give them the strength to resist thinking on their own. Help them keep their distance from Satan Bush's demonic angels known as Republicans. When those demons become so strong that our people begin to question their beliefs, give them the power to say to the demons 'Shut Up!' and 'Republicans are trying to take away our free speech'. Holy Spirit Che Guevera, we worship you.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the link that says St. Jude.

Last Weeks Sermon (XIII)

Please Give to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

Twonight I am in a great mood. I just got my tax refund, so I went down and got the new Motorola Razor phone. A silver one for my wife, a black one for me. I really like this phone, well, I really like having the speaker phone, it's awesome. I drive a lot and I never realized just how much a better a speaker phone is when driving down the street. I really allows you to focus more on the road, and since I drive so much and constantly on the cellphone, it's a much better deal. There is a down side to this. I switched to cingular which means I always have bars on my phone. I really am going to miss being out in the country and my phone doesn't ring. Alright, to be honest, there are times I just don't feel like answering the phone and now I no longer have an excuse, not that I ever didn't answer the phone when YOU called me, just other people.

It looks like I am off to a great start to my blogs second anniversary, or birthday, whatever it is. This is the point where I say, leave a comment and wish me a Happy Blogiversary! It's the one time a year that I can do that, right? However, no Blogiversary would be complete without taking a couple of jabs at liberals, so let's get right down to that.

When I walked into the house and sorted through my mail, I saw the latest issue of The Nation, and can you believe Coca-Cola is repressing people? I really feel soory for liberals, everybody in the world is oppressing them. Coca Cola? Oppressors! Wal-mart? Oppressors! George W. Bush? Nazi Oppressor! McDonald's? Oppressors! Tobacco industry? Chemical Warfare experts cleverly murdering thousands of innocent unsuspecting bystanders when they sent their terrorist network of the smoker militia. Donald Rumsfield? Oppressing minorities by tricking the very Democrat Charles Rangel into sponsoring a bill to re-instate the draft.

Oil Companies? Yeah, they were so anxious to make the big bucks that they took Al Gore's manuscript of 'The Earth in the Balance' and wrote in there that gas should be five bucks a gallon, knowing full well that he would someday become President and be the brains behind the Clinton administration. They also kidnapped and brainwashed Paul Tsongas because his name sounded so close to 'Tax On Gas', and had him sponsor bills that would increase the gas tax.

Poor Liberals, they are so oppressed that if they even think about voting in any upcoming elections, they are probably going to be thrown in jail and be George Bush's political prisoners. In fact, I hear George W. Bush has sent out spies to moniter the New Orleans elections. New Orleans will vote Republican whether they want to or not!

I really feel sorry for the American Liberal, it must really suck to be so unhappy all the time. Seriously, when I see a Liberal, you have all my pity. I don't see how many of you can continue to live miserably. In fact, Liberals are so oppressed, that I really want to help them. I want to start an underground railroad to help liberals go to a country where they won't be so oppressed. Perhaps Cuba, China, North Korea, Venezuela, or Rwanda will suffice. Better yet, let's send them to Iran so they can protest Iran's pro-war actions. The American Liberal is the most oppressed people in the entire world. You don't hear the Chinese complaining, do you? Nor the Venezuelans, or even Cubans. Nobody complains about how oppressed they are more than liberals do. Let's start a movement to help them out of the country so they no longer will be oppressed!

I was doing a revue of my favorite posts and I came across the Blast from the past titled '911 Words'. I wrote it, then did a spell check and word count on it. When I did it, I noticed it was exactly 911 words long. It was at that point that I decided that it was fine just as it was, and left it alone. I hope you enjoy it.

Brain Bullets to keep the Cerebral Uzi cocked and loaded!

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company." -- George Washington

"Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day." -- Benjamin Franklin

"A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader." -- Samuel Adams quote

"Those who have no sense of right, reason or religion, have a natural propensity to make use of their strength to the destruction of such as are weaker than they." -- Thomas Jefferson

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." -- John Adams

"To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not." -- Thomas Paine

Last night's post deserves an apology. Actually, I apologize to both my readers and myself, because what I wrote last night does not do justice to what I believe. It was terribly written and perhaps an even worse read.

On April 22, I will achieve a small milestone in my blogging career. It's my second blogiversary. Two years, that's a long time, and there for a while, I thought about shutting this blog down. I'm glad I didn't, I hope you share the same sentiment.

One of my very early post was title "What I Believe" and since knowing what you believe and why you believe it is such an important part of living ones life, it can never be overstated. So I thought I would repost it, along with some revisions.

1. I don't believe people should pawn their responsibility to help their neighbors off onto the government. There is nothing compassionate in taking credit for aid to the poor while demanding other people to pay for it. If one cares so much, care with your own resources, but don't make the rest of us pay for it while you take the credit.

2. I believe Natural Law supercedes any written law. No matter what laws we put on the books, some things will never change. There will always be somebody who doesn't like you, for whatever reason, and no law will ever change that fact. When many good people consistently violate a law, it's not the people that's wrong, but instead, it's the law that's wrong.

3. I believe that nobody has to like me, but I have the right to defend myself in the event that somebody intends to harm me. Whether one exercises their right is an individual choice.

4. I believe that it is not the governments responsibility to moralize for us, but natural laws will always dictate morality. The more the government moralizes, the more people's behavior will rebel against those laws. Someday soon, the percentage of smokers will shoot up, largely because of the anti-smoking laws.

5. I believe that long-term profit is dictated by moral behavior, that irresponsible businesses don�t stay in business. If you can't do right by your customers, somebody else will.

6. I believe Thomas Paine when he said this 'Society in every state is but a blessing, but government in its best state is but a necessary evil; in it's worse an intolerable one'. Government serves as a usurper of liberty and never the bearer of Rights.

7. I don't believe people should work for the government but that the government should work for the defense of its nation. Over taxation of the people leads to the dependency of the government. The #1 responsibility of government is the defense of its borders from foreign aggression.

8. I believe that those parents who teach their children natural law morality raise the best children in any society, despite any laws. Children that are taught to respect, obey their elders. A life without discipline is a most miserable one. If one doesn't discipline their children, the government will.

9. I believe that goodness is innate, we are born with a willingness to help others. It is a desire in each of us to be good, we all believe we are good, and it's through that belief in which many of us justify our evil doings.

10. I believe that all men are created equal and with this as truth the government does not need to equalize anything. We are just as equally competent until proven otherwise, those who study the hardest get the best grades, those who are the most responsible get the promotions, and those who work the hardest always have jobs. A business that does not seek the most competent harms itself.

11. I believe that it is better for a man to be prepared to defend his family and hope it never happens rather than hope he never has to defend and be unprepared to do so in that event. I'd rather have the gun in my hand and hope the crook tries to take it, then to be the innocent looking down the barrel.

12. I believe if you give people more freedom, if people chose how to live their lives, they will choose more wisely. When given freedom, people first abuse then honor. When freedom is taken away, they first obey, then resist.

13. I believe people should take care of their families instead of relying on the government to take from their neighbors. The bad times are what makes us better people, the bad times teach us valuable lessons, the hard days gives us the wisdom to pass on to other generations. Take away the difficulties of living and you have deprived yourself of life.

14. I believe that the overzealous want of peace leads to war, but the ever vigiliant willingness to go to war leads to peace. If we won't allow our nieghbors to take advantage of us, why should we allow other nations to?

15. I believe that welfare encourages crime, teaching people that they can have without deserving; that taking from others is a Right.

16. I believe that men can and will govern theirselves. If men cannot be trusted to be self-governing, how can they then be trusted with the governance of others?

17. I believe that it's of the utmost importance to stand for your beliefs all the time. As Edmund Burke stated "No one can make a greater mistake, than he who did nothing because he could do only a little". Or as we are more familiar with, "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

18. I believe that death should never be feared, it's an inevitable thing we all must face. It's much better to live and die free, than to live in chains and die a coward.

19. I believe that Rights belong to all men, regardless of creed, nationality, gender, or race. It's God that created us equal, it's government that denies Rights and equality.

20. I believe that it's important to know what you believe and why you believe it. Without that knowledge, one speaks the words of another, and is just but a lamb on his way to the slaughter.

I hope this suffices as an apology for what I wrote last night. If you like this, please pass it on through email or posts, bulletins, or message boards. If I had just one shot at telling somebody what I stand for, this post is it.

If I were a Democrat, like today when I felt like running a red light. If I was a Democrat, I would have. Then if I got pulled over, I would have accused the police of discrimination, called Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and we would have rallies. We would accuse the police of racism for giving me a ticket and most importantly blame it all on Bush.

If I was a Democrat, drive a Hummer, have my John Kerry sticker on the back, with my copy of Al Gore's 'Earth in the Balance' book, in which he says gas should be five dollars a gallon, and I'd be busy blaming Bush for high gas prices, and I would do this at the same time I was accusing Bush of going to war in Iraq to lower gas prices.

In fact, sometimes I wish I was a Democrat so that I can blame all my problems on Bush. If my grass didn't get watered, blame Bush! If my windshield cracked, it's Bush's fault. If illegals came here illegally, it's Bush's fault. If they get deported, it's Bush's fault. If there is a Tsunami, Hurricane, Tornado, or Earthquake, blame Bush. If it rains, sleets, or snows, it's Bush's fault, even sunny days, all Bush's fault. If I was a Democrat, I'd wake up in the morning blaming Bush for my day being bad. At lunch, I'd blame Bush because there's not enough vitamins in my lunch. At bedtime, I'd blame Bush that I was going to have nightmares all night long.

Fortunately, I am a free thinker. I firmly believe that nobody is responsible for the well being of my life except for me. If I get a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign, it's not because the police officer decided he didn't like me, it's because I didn't stop. I don't like the high gas prices, but I am willing to alter my lifestyle so that I don't have to purchase extra gas.

I don't worry about illegal immigrants "stealing my job" because I don't believe they can steal my job. I don't worry who's going to hire me, if I am being discriminated against or any of that. I worry about doing the best job that I can do, and let the person who's dishing out the money for employees to worry about if he's getting the best bang for the buck. If I am the best employee, I'll always have a job, if I am the worst, then I'll cry about unfair treatment.

I believe that people are much stronger than they are given credit for being, but too often people stupidly fall for the easy road. It's the road that's less travelled that's the best. It's the willingness to sacrifice, to wait until you purchase a product in cash than to buy with credit. To forgo a little happiness to build for the future.

I don't believe in Karma, Destiny, or Democrats as the great savior. I believe that I am in control of my own destiny and I like it, I prefer it that way. If I succeed, than my success is because of the people I surrounded myself with. If I fail, it falls completely on my shoulders.

My words are short and some of you understand exactly what I'm saying, but for those of you who don't, for those of you who blame other people for your failures and try to take credit for all successes, I feel sorry for you. The life you lead, is a life unfulfilled.

Good evening folks, I'm Wilsy U. Takstenpore and I get to be your instructor tonight for our weekly Monday Night Bible Study. Tonight is a very special night. It's the fourth and final night of this years four day celebration of April 15th!

Christians try to mimic our great holiday with one of their own, but never do they get to celebrate their "Christmas" holiday for four consecutive days. One thing those evil Christians try to fool you into thinking is that it is better to give than it is too receive. This is one of their correct practices as it truely is better for you to give to us than it is for you to receive.

Please open your bibles to United States Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment XVI.

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

Until 1913, 'direct taxes' were considered "unconstitutional", but who says the Constitution is something that can't change? It's a growing document and can change whenever we feel like changing it. Normally we try to get the courts to change it like we want them too, but sometimes it takes a constitutional amendment.

When Amendment XVI passed, it was called the "Soak the Rich Tax" and it was only supposed to be for the wealthiest 2%. Now, it's used to soak only the wealthiest 59% of society but according to some extremist Republicans, 41% of the evil Americans still get by without paying any taxes, which is unfair to the poor. Why should the remaining 41% of the Wealthiest 2% get by without paying their fair share?

It's so appalling to see these greedy selfish Nazi Republicans celebrating that so many Americans get by without paying taxes. The United States make up the wealthiest 2% of the global economic community, why should any American get by without paying their fair share? There are poor people in Indonesia starving while people on welfare enjoy luxuries such as big screen televisions, expensive shoes, and high priced rims.

By the way, those rims should be abolished. Many things can happen with those rims. Children can walk up to the shiny rims and stick their precious fingers in them and have them cut off. What about auto accidents? Imagine being an innocent bystander and there is an auto accident and that rim flies off and hits you in the neck. Now suddenly you die because some greedy person would rather spend $2,000 on a rim and cost you your life than pay their fair share in taxes..

I really believe that George Hitler Bush brought those rims up from hell with him just so innocent people would be at risk. It's just the way George Hitler Bush thinks. He wakes up every morning and thinks How can I kill people off today so I can ride in and save them?.

In fact, do you really want to know how George Warmonger Bush thinks? When he goes to bed every night, George Bush says a prayer and it goes like this

GB: Dear Jesus, I want to be a good President how can I best be a really really good President?

And George Bush waits for God to answer and there is Karl Rove in the next room listening in, with headphones and a microphone. Then Karl Rove speaks over the intercom system so that George Bush hears it.

KR: Georgie, this is Karl...*cough, cough* Jesus. Make your richest 2% friends more wealthy than they already are and you will be a great President.

Then George Bush, believing that Karl Rove is Jesus, then asks...

GB: Dear Jesus, how do I make them wealthier than they already are, I went to Iraq and stole their oil and gave it to my rich oil buds, I cut their taxes, and I aimed hurricane Katrina at the poor people of New Orleans, what more can I do to make them wealthier?

Then Karl Rove responds once again.

KR: Georgie, this is Jesus again. I am through talking to you. Listen to your good friend Karl Rove for further instructions.

That's how Karl Rove hi-jacked the Whitehouse! I know some of you don't believe us and are asking what evidence do we have? We don't need evidence! We're liberals and whatever we say is truth. If you don't believe me, then you are not Democratic enough. Never doubt your Democrat Gods, for what we say is truth! Why would we ever try to deceive you?

Now this election, remember to vote Democrat because it's unfair that 41% of the world's wealthiest 2% nation still does not pay their fair share. Taxes in the United States just aren't high enough and by electing Democrats, you will show that you care for the poor.

Well, it looks like we are going to have to conclude this class as I see we're almost out of time.... but not without your homework assignment. Tonight, the question is very simple and as always, turn in your homework assignment by posting it on your blog and leave a trackback to this post.

Assignment task: Imagine you were part of the wealthiest 2%, what would be the maximum of your annual income that should you pay? Why should it be that low?

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