I think the United States needs to do something to make it easier for people to come to this country legally. I have absolutely no problem with most immigrants coming to this country. I am not concerned about immigrants nearly as much as I am concerned about the government creating more laws. I'm concerned that people are getting too emotional about this issue. I'm concerned that this issue is going to get uncivil.

Republicans need to be very careful on this issue. Not only can they potentially lose the Hispanic vote, but an over-zealous demand against illegal immigrants, couple with the xenophobia of the UAE Ports deal will give minorities the impression that it's not about immigration, but about race. It will dissolve the groundwork and breakthroughs that Republicans have made in the black community. Many, if not most, legal immigrants vote Republican. An anti-immigration stance, or the appearance of being anti-immigrant will cost Republicans votes.

With that being said, however, when the first act within the borders by an immigrant is to violate the law then how can we expect them to obey the rest of our laws? The people that are law abiding want to obey the law and borders don't excuse behavior. Criminals hold no regard for laws in their own country, why should we expect them to abide by our laws?

As for the Democrats, the problem wouldn't be nearly as bad had they not been standing on the borders forcing United States Citizens hard earned money to give free healthcare, free welfare, free housing, and/or drivers licenses. There is absolutely no justification for that. It doesn't help matters that we have thousands of people sitting around all day on welfare roles collecting money from government. That money was taken from people who work hard for their money and given to people that can be, that are more than capable of, and should be working for their money.

It also doesn't help matters that Mexicans that were born and raised in this country, and speak poor or no Spanish, run around and speak as if they were Mexicans at war with the United States. It makes little sense too me that people that hate this country with such venom are allowed to continue too live in this country. If you hate this country so much, what are you doing here? Move, go somewhere else. You'll be happier, we'll be happier, and the world will be a much better place for all of us.

As a Latino, I find their actions to be abhorrent and they do not represent me. I understand that the majority of people that want something done about the borders ARE NOT racist. I understand their concerns. Once again, my only concern with the anti-illegal immigrant stance is over-zealousness.

I'm not concerned about 9-11 and terrorism. I am not in the least bit interested in hearing this compared to terrorism. It's time to get back to our lives and quit crying about terrorism over every single thing. For crying out loud, we can't even have a hurricane hit New Orleans without people talking about how our government going to react to a terrorist attack.

Why now? Why does this issue need to be addressed NOW? Shouldn't this been taken care of immediately after 9-11? I mean, what difference does it make now? It's been 4½ years since the 9-11 attacks, don't you think if our security in relation to 9-11 would have been exposed by now? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

As for illegal immigration itself, I believe only one thing needs to be done, absolutely needs to be done, is to enforce the existing laws on the books. We can pass thousands and thousands of laws and it still won't do any good if we don't enforce them.

However, if we do want to revamp the laws, make it easier for people from FREINDLY countries to come here. When they are hear, give them no special treatment, nor make it more difficult for them to gain employment. I don't see the problem with more Mexicans coming here to do jobs that people on welfare should be doing instead of sitting around all day as professional daytime talk show analyst. I have no problem with them working in construction and whatever else they do. We don't need to be anti-immigrant.

While at the same time, should make it more difficult for people to come here illegally. As it now stands, it's much easier for Mexicans to come here illegally than it is for them to come here legally. You want the solution? Let them come, let them come legally.

Before any of you tell me how racist I am, or what a hatemonger I am, blah, blah, blah, you should know that half my family is immigrants, including my wife.

Welcome back to MNBS 101. My name is Heather Healthier and I get to be your instructor tonight. Just a quick overview of my background. I have worked tirelessly in passing critical legislation that will protect you from yourself. My family travels all over the world to push legislation in every country. My parents started in Germany in the 1930's and was instrumental iin forming Cuba's rationing system. It's been our family business to make your health government's business. When government decides what you eat, drink, breathe, what you see, and even what you wear. You will live longer, we're determined to make sure of that. It's for your protection.

Recently we have passed anti-smoking measures all over the world, but most importantly in that country where they say they value freedom. Yes, that country called the United States! We've implented the greatest freedom anybody can have, the freedom from death! Someday we will make every possible way that you can die illegal. Whoa, I get so excited when I think of all the ways we are working with government to make sure you never die, that I almost got way ahead of myself.

Last week I believe that you had Professor Peter Peaceful. Unfortunately he had to go away on business. It turns out that some people were complaining about Fidel Castro and as you know, this just won't do. Professor Peaceful was needed to give electro-shock therapy. Whenever Professor Peaceful goes back to Cuba, there will be a whole lotta 'Shock and AAAARGH!'

Please open your bibles to Chapter "United States Constitution", Section 8, Article 1.

Please look down at the invisible text. If you can not see this in the United States Constitution, you are not liberal enough and please make an appointment to see Professor Peter Peaceful early next week.

To make all laws make laws protecting all individuals from making decisions for theirselves that increase the likelihood that his or her decision may or may not be harmful to the individual, especially whence that decision may cost the individual their life.

Folks, there are to many people dying everyday. People are dying in war, they're dying of famine, they are dying cigerettes, fast food, alcohol, drugs, suicide, drowning, guns, strokes, auto accidents, knives, staircases, etcetera, etcetera. The only way anybody should be allowed to die is through abortion, physician assisted suicide, and through the aid of the federal government. That's it.

Our family, as I stated earlier, has a long history of working with government to ensure that people live forever. Opie M. Flouer and his wife Mary Jane, who were my grandparents on my mother's side, started their work with the United States federal government with marijuana back in the 1930's. The wrote the script for a movie called 'Reefer Madness'

Since then we've made great progress against all sorts of drugs. Cocaine, crack, meth, LSD, aspirin, you name it we've got government regulations on it. Thank goodness because let's admit it, you are not smart enough to take drugs without governments approval. In fact, we've recently taken great strides to limit how much cold medicine that you can purchase.

We've prohibited smoking for youths, for adults, where, when, how, yes, we are there to dicta... er to help you live your live a very long time. In New York and California, despite all our efforts to prohibit smoking in public places, both states remain the two states with highest cancer causing pollution. You know what that means? We're in business. More anti-smoking laws for sure! In fact, it's not just California and New York but in Louisiana as well. Unfortunately in Louisiana, the bill would prohibit smoking in cars when a minor is present. Though we would prefer that the Louisiana Government would take the initiative to help smokers live longer by protecting them from second hand smoke as well, we do applaud them for attempting to save the lives of children.

I would suggest that Representative Gary Smith also double the fine for a person under the age of 18 smoking a cigerette in the presence of a minor. This should prevent children sneaking off to the car and lighting up.

We are also working hard to make sure that you eat healthy. We have people all over the nation working on proposals to limit how much FAT food you eat. Obesity is a killer in the United States and dying of heart attaxs should be illegal. We are working tirelessly to make sure that you don't eat fat food. No, hamburgers are both unhealthy and costs the cow its life. We think you should eat healthier foods, try tofu, brussel sprouts, and soy beans. Those are all healthy products that we think you should eat.

We've been working on forming a Department of Health Police. We are working out the details, but it looks like it may be completely seperate from the Department of Health and Human Services. It's a great opportunity to make government have more than one department doing the same thing as another. Government just as it should be, big and bloated

Anyway, if we can get the Department of Health Police formed, we have great candidates in MADD and Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. These folks have recently done some great things to protect people from theirselves.

Wow, I have spent almost all my time on what we have accomplished that I almost don't have enough time to discuss how we do what we do and what you can, as good liberals, do to help.

There really are only a couple of tricks to the trade. First, scare people. We are winning people over in our fight against Fat food by telling people how dangerous Fat food is. McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, all of them are Fat Food. This will get some people to stop going there.

Once we get enough people on our side, we start demanding changes to that the product we deemed too unhealthy for you to decide on your own to use whether or not you should use that product. Recently we put enough pressure on McDonald's for them to change their Fat grease to a different type of grease. More people stop eating Fat food and then our lawsuits come. The lawsuits are very important because it drives up the cost of the unsafe product which means even less people are using the unhealthy product. Then taxes, when raise taxes on fat food even less people will be able to afford it.

We'll keep fighting this fight, just like we've done with alcohol, tobacco, guns, and many other products that are too 'unsafe' for you to decide on your own whether or not you should use it.

Soon, fat food will be a thing of the past. Each victory wins more people to our side and the more people we have with us, the more powerful we become. Soon, what used to be the majority becomes the minority and we can just force our will on them. Soon Fat food eaters will be a small minority just like smokers have become.

Look at smokers now. The other day, I saw a smoker outside in the hot sun sweating. I swear, he looked like he was going to have a heat stroke! I laughed and laughed and felt like spitting on him just to cool him off. What made it even better was that there was a cool shady spot only ten feet away, but he couldn't smoke there because that was off limits for smokers.

I want you to think of that story the next time you see a smoker. Spit on him to cool him off! You will feel so much better and it will help encourage him to stop smoking! Then, after he quits smoking, he'll join the majority and we can beat up smokers next time!

Well folks, we are running out of time, but not without a homework assignment! Remember, the way to turn in your homework assignment is to post your homework on your blog and send a trackback. Since last week nobody did a tremendous job with their homework assignment, I'll give you all a 'C' for Correct! Anyway, your homework assignment.

"Please write a short paragraph about something you don't do nor approve of, that you deem unhealthy for other people that you think the government should out law."

This doesn't have to necessarily be a consumable product. It can be a video game, a music song, knives, ropes, boric acid. Who knows? Use your imagination, but remember, you're trying to assert your freedom to live without dying.

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GM has posted the Tenth Sermon and as you South Parketeers know, it's my favorite episode. In this episode, Hillary Clinton made some comments to make herself look like a Christian. Being that liberals hate Christians so much, she has to go in front of the church and explain her actions. Bill Clinton sings a song, and so does Monica and they all get along. Then Hillary does something completely outrages, she talks about the Ten Commandments. As you can guess Liberals sue, ha ha ha ha... oh man.

So I decided that today I am going to post something that's highly offensive to Liberals. Listen kiddies, if your parents are proud liberals you will get into serious trouble if you keep reading. We don't want to poison your minds with the following material. I suggest that you do a web search on something that your parents would approve of. I would suggest using keywords such as "porn", "Gay", "Brokeback Mountain", "Abortion", or "Communism". Try mixing them up like "Gay Porn", "Communism + Abortion". Now run along and make your parents proud you silly little liberal children.

Warning: The following material is extremely offensive to the Liberal Mind. We can not be held responsible for your head exploding. If you are Liberal, I highly recommend that you go look at something that you don't find offensive, such as Porn, Abu Ghraib, starving children in Venezuela, or Nambla. Try mixing it up when you search, like "Children + Nambla" or "Porn + Nambla". However, just in case I have a liberal that sticks around, I will put the 'R'-rated version instead of the Unrated version.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

I. Don't have no Gods before me

II. Do not make any graven image

III. Do not use the Lord's name in vain.

IV. Keep the Sabbath day holy

V. Honor your parents

VI. Do not murder

VII. Do not commit adultery

VIII. Do not steal

VIIII. Do not lie

X. Do not covet

If you are a liberal, and are still around and have not had a heart attack, please schedule an appoint for your doctor as soon as Monday comes. I am concerned for your safety and don't want you to think I forced this down your throat. Please, get medicaaaaargh! LOOK OUT! THE EASTER BUNNY IS BEHIND YOU RUN! RUN! RUN!

That should chase off the remaining liberals. And they wonder why people make fun of them

Just finished my X sermon for liberals and as you South Parketeers already know, it's well, at least Scratch's favorite episode. It will be posted at GM Roper's either tonight or tomorrow morning.

In the meantime, for you Latino Bloggers out there, liberal, conservative, religious, or what ever, Josue Sierra has started a Top Latino blogs for you and I am going to help spread the word tonight.

Get you cameras ready, foot in mouth shot will go for big bucks on Ebay.

Oh this is grande and juicy stuff, Nagin says he's going to call the Rush Limbaugh Show. Mayor Ray(cist) Nagin went on WWL radio today and here's some excerpts along with

Nagin: "...I'm just curious as to why, um, the media is not doing a little more in depth analysis on this issue.

TT: I don't know the Times Picayune looks....like.... their doing their homework

Nagin cuts in as the statement closes.

Nagin: The Times Picayune started all this crap

TT: Yeah

Nagin: The basically started it from the standpoint of some company out of Texas, on the back of a napkin made an offer t.. for the city to get... make money off this particular issue with uh, with cars. I don't do deals off the backs of envelopes and I would hope that nobody would want me to make those kinds of things.

Mayor Ray-cist, which was it? Back of a napkin or envelope? Aren't those two entirely different things? Maybe it was a envelope made out of a napkin? Would that be a Napkilope? Perhaps maybe just a little white chocolate lie?

Nagin: We did an RFP for this thing. It was vetted out, it was public, it was on.. it was uh... advertised in the newspaper and this particular RFP has nothing to do with car crushing. That's the thing that really blows my mind. Uh it has... FEMA, this is a FEMA reimbursable issue number one. So FEE, there's nothing that the city of New Orleans is paying for this. Secondarily, when we awarded these contracts, price, was not as much of an issue because everyone understood that they would have to fall in line with what FEMA guidelines said they could pay. Uh and that's how we moved forward on this thing. So we were negotiating trying to get this thing to the point that FEMA would accept the rate that they were paying, then the state issued a statewide contract. Uh and their trying to do their own thing, so we had to figure out who had jurisdiction in the middle of all this. Regardless, here here's the other thing I was telling you and then I'll take your questions.

Uh, we have not stopped taking cars up. We have a local company that's taking up almost a third of the entire lot that's out there, so we have been working, so this whole notion that everythings been on hold is not true. So we've been moving cars, uh and in addition to that uh... I just don't get this, the FEMA rules do not allow us to make money off these kind of transactions. So this company's claim that we can sell, give them the car and they can now pay the city back, that's not allowed.

TT: Well, we, we had the representative on this morning, on one of the morning shows.

Nagin: You had him on twice, I think.

TT: No, we had the representative on early this morning saying that they had actually negotiated, talked with your departmental head.

Nagin: So they alr, they also said they they've talked with the state, they hadn't gotten the contract there, theys talked with Mississippi, they haven't gotten the contract there, uh, and... it's just frustrating.

Yep, it was a little white chocolate lie.

There's more... but I want to dish out the goodies.....You can here the whole conversation here.

Continuing on....

TT: ....people are calling me saying "are you listening to Rush Limbaugh? He's beating the hell out of (inaudible). Calling him uh "School Bus Nagin", and and and their saying it's "all over the country". Next thing I know, it's on the network news, (Nagin attempts to interrupt) and and this is 20 million people listening to the show, whether you like him, don't like him, good show or bad show, why wouldn't you come out and respond to him when you know....

(Overlapping each other)

Nagin: I don't even listen to Rush, uh, number one. I...

(overlapping continues)

TT: I'm not talking about that, you know very well that the people that are reading this and hearing it, even the people that like you, even the people that are intending to vote for you, can't read this with no response from you and not think 'this is corruption, he's hiding something'. That makes sense doesn't it?

Nagin: Look, you know what, no it don't make sense.

TT: Why??

Nagin: uh because there's got to be a journalist somewhere in this town, in this country.

TT: But we couldn't get a hold of you. (Nagin overlaps with uh uh uh) I've been saying everyday 'Mayor you'll want to call radio show, call the t.v. station, call the Times Picayune, call call the bad media that's causing this, but just respond to us. And and the less, the more time there is with no response, you gotta understand, that you and I been through a lot together, now I gotta tell you, I've been sitting and saying "Uh oh this doesn't look good, this looks like corruption, this looks like hiding, this looks like," I mean I'll get up this morning and the company says They're pulling out, why are they pulling out? Let's see there there there..um

Exactly right, with the nation watching, Louisiana politicians continuously find ways to embarrass this state even more. What really caught my attention was at the end of the audio link when Nagin decides he's going to call Rush Limbaugh

TT: If your response is valid, then it's dead

Nagin: I'm going to call Rush too

TT: You should! Absolutely you should

Nagin: I'm a call Rush

Uh-oh Rush, be careful tomorrow, Chocolate City's little Almond Joy is going to call you. The problem is, sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Not too long ago many some of us, not many of us, but some of us were VERY skeptical that the Democrats were suddenly concerned about securing our nation's borders from foreigners. Senate Minority Leader was one of those Democrats that intentionally misled the American Public about the ports deal.

As a result of the government's failed response to Hurricane Katrina and Rita and the bungled attempt to sell our ports to the government of Dubai, most Democrats and Republicans also agree that our government can — and must — do a better job of protecting the American people.

First, I don't think anybody believes the government failed the "victims" of Rita, all anybody wants to talk about is Katrina. Where did this come from? Oh, that's right, when you're a Democrat, anything, and I mean anything Bush does should be criticized.

Secondly, "we" didn't sell anything to the government of Dubai, the British company did. It was a deal from one foreign company to another foreign company and the United States senate, led by Chucky Schumer, and aided by Harry Reid, failed to give an ally fair treatment. Furthermore, the Senate and House participated in reactionary racism, treating a group of people differently with no other reason than because they were Arabic.

Still, let's say Harry Reid is really concerned about who is coming into our country... which is a reasonable fear, after all, thousands of people want to come to this country. Though I firmly believe that the majority of people who come to this country legal, or illegally do not wish any harm and only seek a better way of life, there are some that do want to come here to bring harm to this nation.

So where do you think most of the illegal immigrants come into our country from? Land or Sea?

Obviously Harry Reid believes they are coming from the seas, because according to Harry Reid, our borders don't have a national security issue, our "ports" do.

Across the country, there is strong, bipartisan opposition to the Dubai deal, but we need to recognize that our port security challenges go beyond this specific arrangement. Regardless of what happens with this sale, we need to make a real commitment to securing our ports. -- Harry Reid 3-11-2006

But not our borders????

As the Senate prepares to tackle the most sweeping immigration reforms in years, a top Democrat vowed Wednesday to do everything in his power, including filibuster, to thwart Majority Leader Bill Frist's proposed overhaul.

Yeah, I know he said "must include heightened border enforcement" and blah, blah, blah, but Harry Reid and the Democrats won't do anything about the borders until Democrats get control, and then watch out. If you think we are losing freedom now, wait til they get back into power.

Harry Reid and the Democrats will do everything possible to keep our borders open because for Democrats, National Security is not their priority, getting back into power and then ensuring they keep it, is their priority.

Oh those Filthy Libs

Funny isn't it, liberal areas have high pollution... I guess it's George Bush's fault.

Here's the list of the top five states:

1. New York
2. California
3. Oregon
4. Washington
5. New Jersey

Now I know what your thinking, what? No Washington D.C? Which technically you would be right, the EPA did name the EPA as the fifth worse, but I don't think that DeeCee is a state so I didn't list them as fifth. Quite frankly, with all them politicans in DeeCee, I'm surprised they weren't number 1.

Obviously in New York and California smoking bans haven't worked, and being that thses are liberal states means more smoking bans on the way. This time, look for statewide legislation pushing the smoking ban.

Ray-Cist Nagin

Is subjecting us in Baton Rouge to campaign ads. If it wasn't bad enough that the sight of him reminds many of us of his 'chocolate city' comments, his campaign ads do. He's walking 'through' New Orleans, but in reality he's actually walking against a green screen. The commercials are actually pathetic because they are so poorly done.

2 years of blogging excerpts

Ah the first Ode to Blog, originally titled "In Blog We Trust" from 9-28-04

What we are witnessing isn’t just pamphleteering that Michelle Malkin spoke of. It’s more than that; it’s a new form of communication. It’s the new telephone, only now, you can tell everybody the great news, or the bad news, and it only takes a few minutes.

And one of my all time favorite posts was titled Sick of Iraqinam!

The amount of time it would take for us to lose equal amount of American lives in Iraq by war.
War-----------------------------Amount of time to equal casualties.
Revolutionary War------------------- 6 years 153 days
War of 1812-------------------------- 3 years 99 days
Mexican War------------------------- 19 years 83 days
Civil War: Union--------------------- 520 years 155 days
-----Confederate-------------------- 287 years 134 days
-------Combined--------------------- 807 years 289 days
Spanish-American War-------------- 3 years 197 days
World War I-------------------------- 168 years 338 days
World War II------------------------- 589 years 218 days
Korean War-------------------------- 48 years 259 days
Vietnam War------------------------- 84 years 72 days
Gulf War------------------------------ 102 days

Folks, there have been times that I have disagreed with George W. Bush, and there have been times that I agreed with him. As you know, I am very big on environmentalism and protecting our planet. I am really disturbed that thousands of trees are being torn down in the South American rain forest. It's our duty as Americans to stop big lumber companies from destroying the planet any more.

The fact that they nearly destroyed the Spotted Owl really disturbs me, but do they really have to go after and intentionally make extinct thousands of species that we don't even know about? It's bad enough George Bush allows this to continue on but now we find out that he's also letting his big oil buddies build a pipeline through the Amazon rain forest.

I've had about enough of Bush, it's time to Impeach him. If the war for oil wasn't enough then maybe building a pipeline through the rain forest is. And to top it off, it's going to cost 20 billion dollars! Instead of spending this money on destroying the rain forest, perhaps the money would be better spent on the poor and indigenous people of Brazil, Argentina, and Venezuela. Not Bush, he'd rather let them starve so his rich oil buddies can get richer on the backs of the poor while putting our ecological future at risk.

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Now, people accuse liberals of being unpatriotic and unAmerican, but the fact of the matter remains that George W. Bush and his oil buddies are destroying the environment. They couldn't kill innocent animals in ANWAR so they want to go to the rain forest and destroy even more Animals.

But for environmentalist, it isn't about hate America. Does anybody really believe that environmentalist are only concerned about bringing the American economy down? If it was about "Hate America" then environmentalist everywhere would turn the other cheek if more moderate governments did it too. I garuntee that if China, North Korea, Cuba, or even the country that Hugo Chavez is from, we'd all be up in arms.

Regardless of who's doing it, know this, environmentalist are pro-America and they are Patriotic, and protecting the environment is Pro-America. Environmentalist world wide have a say in the destruction of our planet, whether George Bush wants to do it in Anwar, off the Gulf Coast, in Iraq, or in the South American Rain forest.

Now, before you comment, it would serve you well to actually read more of this blog than just one post.

Welcome back to MNBS 101. As you know I am Professor Peter Peaceful. Tonight we are going to pick up where we left off on "Rights in a Compassionate World".

Last week we were discussing slavery, animal rights, and the rights of the homeless. Many of you think that I was being harsh on M.A. beause he didn't blame Bush, however, you shouldn't complain because I will give you an 'F' along with some electroshock therapy. Don't ever question your liberal leaders.

The point is, that the term 'slavery' can be interpreted, I'm proud to say, "liberally". It can apply to animals, the homeless, the working class, even housewives. In short, slavery is a word to remind people how oppressed they are. Try it when you go home, if your parents or spouse wants you to do something around the house, tell them "Do it yourself, I'm not your slave"

Let's open up our bibles to the first page. The Declaration of Independence. Starting on the second paragraph we see a major fault in Republican thinking. This goes to show just how illiterate Republicans truly are. The way Republicans read the second paragraph of the Declaration of Independence is:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Now, we all know that this is completely incorrect because the way it was supposed to be written is as follows:

We hold our truths to be self-evident, that when all people are created, they were created from a cluster of cells and allowed to exist by their parents so that they can have their own individual higher power as they see fit. That the truth that is self evident is that all men are not equal and that it is the duty of governments to ensure that all men live and die equal.

It is the governments responsibility to make sure that all people are equal from womb to tomb. Why should some people be wealthy while others live in poverty? Why should some people have big houses while some are without a place to rest their head?

Think about this, who wants to be sad while everybody else is happy? Is it fair that some people are happy while you are sad? Is it fair that some people are happily married while the person you love doesn't want you?

Is it fair that somebody makes $10,000 a month while you are unemployed? Shouldn't that person who is working pay you six months salary while you look for a job? Why should he be happy while you are without a job? Is it fair?

Is it fair that people destroy forest for wood to build houses while so many people around the world live in tin huts? Is it fair that people destroy the environment with big SUV's while people who care about the environment drive small compact cars? Is it fair that children have violent games and playstations while other children in America are starving under George W. Bush?

Fair is making sure everybody is as happy as you are when you are miserable.

Fair is making sure that the rich are as rich as you are when you're in poverty.

Is it fair that so many people spend money on worthless things like tattoos, rock concerts, beer, televisions, or even illegal drugs while so many elderly people have had their medicine stolen right out of their bathrooms by George Bush's rich pharmacuetical friends?

It's not fair that some people have more than others so it only makes sense to take away from the people who have more and give to the less fortunate until everybody is equally happy and sad. That's fair.

It's a liberal right of passage to ensure that everybody is equal.

Evil Republicans will fill try to fill you heads with Roman Republican Hitler brainwashing and tell you that some people work harder than others, or choose different paths through life, that in this country everybody has equal opportunity.

Myth #1 - Some people work harder than others

Can you believe the arrogance of this? Some people work harder than others? We all know that people that own businesses spend the entire day on the golf courses smoking cigars and doing nothing else all day.

Yet, there are many, many people that work extremely hard as Professional Daytime Talkshow Analyst, earning slave wages and only getting paid once a month. The only way they will even get a pay raise is to go through the hardcore labor of giving childbirth. A Professional Daytime Talkshow Analyst is way underpaid.

Myth #2 - People choose different paths through life

This statement is laughable. Everybody that I know would love to be rich if they could be. Don't you want to be rich? It's not your fault that you were not born rich. It's not your fault that your higher power didn't bless you to be as fortunate as other people

Many times people are unjustly fired from their jobs. Usually it's because their greedy boss doesn't like his slaves, I mean employees because they are a minority or a woman and doesn't want to pay him more so he just fires them with no justifiable reason. Some people can't get that job that pays them more because nobody ever came to their door and offered it to them.

Myth #3 - In this country everybody has equal opportunity

Bull-caca-meme, everybody has equal opportunity? Everybody knows that rich minority and poor white person are both oxymorons. Everybody knows that women are not as capable of making as much money as men.

Everybody knows that when business hires people that they make their decisions on who are related to their friends. Have you ever heard of a business that hires a person based on who the businessman actually thinks will benefit his company the most? That's simply not the way it works. A business man hires his friends because he thinks his friends should have a job.

Any way folks, our time is up so it's time for your homework assignment. When you complete your homework assignment, post it on your blog and then send me a trackback letting me know that it is complete. I will grade your homework assignment on your blog, however, if I don't leave a grade, then that means you got a 'C' since we don't fail anybody here. Everybody deserves at least 'C'. I will recognize the best homework turned in during next weeks class.

Name something that rich people can own that poor people should?

Should Government abolish it completely or make it an entitlement for the poor?

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Today, I am trying something new. I don't plan on this becoming a staple of Louisiana Conservative like the Liberal church and Monday Night Bible Study for libs has become. This may be done twice a week, maybe once a month, maybe just this once. Who knows? Anyway, if you're a liberal, take my advice. If not, or you choose to live happier, do the exact opposite.

Tips on being more Liberal

1. When driving through a parking lot drive around for several minutes, even hours if necessary to find the closet parking spot next to the building. If, while driving around a car is pulling out, speed up and hit them so you can sue them. Remember, people owe you something and it doesn't matter what kind of financial shape the other person is in, you are more important.

2. When standing in a line at a store, be sure to find something to get mad about, that way, you can project your anger off onto the clerk checking you until they can't take it anymore. Once they start yelling back at you, and if they are liberal, they will yell back because like you, they are more important than everybody else. This will get them fired and you can then sue the store for mental distress, even though you started it, but make sure you blame the store.

3. When looking for a job, take all applications that you acquired and shove them under the couch cushion. Then lay on the couch all day and guard those applications. If you fail to do this, they won't magically fill theirself out and give you a job. Also, failure to do this keeps opportunity knocking on your door. Just lay there on the couch, watching television, and sooner or later you will have somebody knocking on your door offering you a job starting at $15 an hour because that's how much you deserve for starting pay. Do not accept a job for anything less, because as you know, you are more important than everybody else.

4. If you are bumming money, be sure not to take a shower for weeks. This helps expediate the process of bumming money. Once people smell you, they realize how much you need the money and they begin to throw money at you. However, sometimes you get a selfish Republican type that doesn't understand that you are more important than he is. He may ask you "why should he work and you don't have too?". If this happens, tell him that you do work, that you work cleaning up the streets, or something like that. Then you curse at him because you are more important than he is and he's too stupid to understand that.

5. Parents, as you know children will do what ever they want to do, even though you are the most important person in the world and everybody owes you something. Do not encourage your children to abstain from having sex, in fact encourage them by giving them condoms. When giving them condoms be sure to tell them "I know you are going to do want you want to do anyway so when having sex, we HOPE you want to wear condoms". You can't tell them to wear condoms because as you know children will do what they want to do anyway so it doesn't help to tell them to wear condoms. In fact, don't get mad at your children when they fight, skip school, join gangs, or anything else. Children are just going to do what they want to do so you don't need to worry at all.

2 Years of Blogging

Ah, this brain bullet makes me think of Sutter and Eminent Domain....

August 5, 2004

"Property is surely a right of mankind as real as liberty." --John Adams and I thought that was a pretty good post that went with it.

And then I discovered Firefox... it seems like so much longer that I have been using firefox.

August 2, 2004

I have made a switch. I no longer am using Internet Explorer. From now on I am using Firefox Mozilla. It seems to have stopped my popup problem so I will continue to use it. Thank you Mozilla.