Worship songs play -
"America the Terrible" - Choir
"Gimme Shelter (from the Bush Administration)" - The Rolling Stones
"Taking down that Nazi Bush!" - Choir (Julian Bond - lead vocals)

Eeeaaayaaaa! That's one of my favorite songs! It gets my blood boiling and I realize how important our work is so much so that it brings tears to my eyes. Anyway, welcome to the First Church of Democrats and we are so happy that you made it today! I'm the Revrund Blowhard Dean. You may have noticed that smell coming out of my mouth. As you already know, my father is the Bull-God 'Apis' or more commonly known as Taurus. So as you sit through today's sermon, you will continue to smell that because whenever I talk, it just naturally smells like B.S.

Many people asked me, 'why didn't we have church last week?'. That's a very good question, but Saturday was a busy day for us. We had a report that black helicopters dropped invisible ninja's off at our compound so we spent the day searching for spy technology. This Bush administration doesn't respect freedom. He's worse than Adolf Hitler. Ask any of our Democratic Deacons, they'll re assure you that Bush is a Nazi. We had it cleared up by Sunday, but having a Democrat Church on Sunday just wouldn't do since that would be too Christian. Besides, as long as you know what to say, you will make it too our socialist heaven!

Just a couple of announcements today, first, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,158 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Please keep the insurgents in your prayers and please donate when the plate is passed around.

Also, Tornados tore through New Orleans early Thursday morning. It's been well over 48 hours and Kathleen Blanco has yet to ask the Bush administration for Tornado relief. This can be a huge benefit to our party and our religion if she can distract Bush with an new argument over how much relief needs to be spent. I'm begging the congregation to put pressure on Kathleen Blanco to demand at least 65 billion dollars from the Bush administration for New Orleans tornado relief. It's absolutely incredible that she hasn't taken advantage of this situation yet. What is she thinking?

Finally, it's very important that we send good vibes to the Seattle Seahawks in Sunday's game. Whenever a left winger wins, we all win. Seattle is on the left coast and Pittsburgh is lost somewhere on the Right side. Also, the Seahawks wear blue. If you are a true blue stater, a yellow dog Democrat, you will cheer for the Seahawks. If any of you are caught cheering for the Steelers, you will be condemned as anti-American and we will file a report to the FBI that you have been taking part in terrorist activity. It is terrorism to oppose the Democrats!

We'll now pass the plate whilst Kanye West sings a song in the memory of Coretta Scott King. For those of you who have yet to return your unwanted tax refund, you may do so now.

Let us bow our head and make a payment. Father Taurus, we know that the time hath come that ye shalt send thy holy child to walk among us once again. Blessedeth is us to have been in your guidance, and that of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara. We ask that you send more guidance, so that we may be great socialist. Let us not be tempted with selfish monetary desires such as tattoos, piercings, drugs, or alcohol. Bless us with the desire to give whole-heartedly with other people's money. Let us rise up in with compassion and force other people to give as we see fit for them to give. Oh great father, give us the wisdom to take a proper amount from other people so that we may live healthy lives.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Many people have suggested that we are unreasonable people and not the true moderates that we all know we are. Let me ask you this, would an extremist or unreasonable person call people names like those in the Nazi Bush Administration do. We don't falsely accuse people of being something their not like the Rich white Christian, extremist, anti-poor, anti-worker, anti-freedom, racist, facist, Nazi, homophobic, hatemongering, Republicans do. Saddam Hussien, need I say more? Here is a nice President who took good care of his people and Bush made up a bunch of lies about weapons of mass destruction and 9-11 just to get even with Hussien for daddy Bush. Next they'll start a war with France, Germany, England, or maybe even Mars! Eeaaiiiyyaaa!

The Democratic party is a party of reason. We don't condemn Bush for doing one thing, or another. Bush's policies have been all over the map! Immediately after 9-11, Bush wanted to do nothing about it. When he first found out about it, he tried to hide behind a children's book. What kind of coward hides behind children books while the nation is being attacked? Then he figured it wasn't safe enough to hide behind children so he got into his airplane and flew around all day. Unfortunately for that idiot, he would eventually run out of gas and have to land.

We were able to put enough pressure on Bush administration to go get Osama, but we should have known Bush would be too much of an anti-American coward to go after Osama. He went after weak nations like Afghanistan and Iraq! I guess he wanted to show the world that he wasn't the same coward as he was on 9-11. So he hastily went unilaterally into Iraq, with no help from any nation.

The Nazi, facist, coward, Bush selfishly went into Iraq, killing thousands of children all for oil. I'm sure that gold star mothers like Cindy Sheehan would rather have their sons back than to see Bush lining the pockets of his oil buddies!

Unfortunately this idiot, coward, racist, nazi, facist Republican, like all Republicans, hates the poor, the sick, the minorities, the working class, and muslims. They are actively seeking the extermination of all that oppose them. They senselessly torture people in their concentration camps for Muslims protestors.

They've taken over the press. The press was calling our Muslim protesters as terrorist, but fortunately they reduced it to insurgents. Still, it's our duty to our fellow protestors to keep the pressure on the facist right winged media to change the term 'insurgent' into 'Iraqi protestors' or at least, 'Muslim protestors'

Republicans are intolerant of every single one of our values! They can not be reasoned with. How can we ever expect to reason with people that are intolerant of our views? Republicans are filled with hate! Hate is never something you would see from a Democrat! Our party is a party that is full of good will towards our fellow man.

Those facist, Nazi, Neo-con, racist, Republicans are full of hatred towards everybody and it's the Democrat party protects the environment, civil liberties, free speech, freedom of religion (except for Christian conservatives) and the economy.

We have a plan, there is a better way! Our plan will save America from the Bush administration! Our plan is a better way than the way the facist, neo-con, Nazi, Republicans have led us.

We can not tell you the secrets of our plan, our better way, because the Bush administration will attack it as being pro-terrorist and use it against us to do even more spying on our church than they already have. But as any 'Yellow Dog Democratic Loyal Minion' will tell you, any plan is better than the Republicans. Republicans are just unreasonable, for the rich, against the poor, racist, neo-con, facist, Nazis! Don't trust them no matter what happens.

Bush will tell you that the Patriot act has prevented more terrorist attacks but that is a flat out lie. The reason we haven't had a terrorist attack in our country is that the terrorist see that most Americans want peace! They look at their televisions and see all the war protestors out there exercising their patriotism and Osama respects that! He doesn't want to attack innocent people here in the United States because he knows we are peace loving! We know, just as Osama knows that it's Bush who wants to kill innocent women and children and it's up to Osama to protect the children. Stand up for peace! Stand against the Bush administration! Vote Democrat! Besides, it's easier than getting a job.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your payment. Holy father Taurus, we ask of you the divine guidance for those here today that have not sought out your salvation. Maybe you've strayed away from socialism and found yourself buying into Bush's lie about patriotism. You know better than to believe a Republicans. Look at your soul, you can feel it rotting away by listening to anything Bush says. Don't waste your valuable time listening to a Republican. Have faith in your Democratic Gods! We are your Gods, Bush Democrats, it's time for you to come back home. Seek Salvation, in the name of the holy spirit, Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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Last Weeks Sermon (II)

When Pittsburgh has the ball-

Pittsburgh has changed it up during the playoffs going directly to the pass to open up the run. This has given Pittsburgh success that's caught everybody off gaurd. Still it's not Cower's style and I think that Pittsburgh will run the ball more during the first half than they have the last three games. Still, I don't expect the Steelers will get too far from success and expect more passes than runs during the first half.

Seattle will be prepared for a Steeler team that tries to open up the run with the pass. Seattle should focus on the pass but the key here is going to be on the front four. If Seattle's front four will have to get pressure on big Ben and close the gaps along the line. Seattle also can't get so caught up in defending the pass that they ignore the run, which is my biggest concern for this Seahawk defense.

Seattle has got to force some three and outs against the Steelers. Denver put the Steelers in third and long all day, but Pittsburgh was able to convert. Seattle has to get their defense off the field in those situations. If not, Pittsburgh's offense will get hot.

When Seattle has the ball-

Offensively the Hawks are going to have to get Alexander's legs moving. Run some sweeps to Joey Porter's side early and often. Keep Porter guessing and wear him out. Second, Seattle can not get caught up in second, third and longs. They have to pick up four or five yards consistently on first down. I expect to see Seattle passing on first down during their first three series.

Play action pass early in the first quarter is probably a good idea. Penalties, Seahawks have to avoid offensive penalties throughout this game. Holding is fine but no false starts. False starts will stall this team against the Steelers.

Stop Sean Alexander. Steelers will spend a lot of capital into stopping the Seahawk run game and will take the chance at forcing the birds to beat them through the air. Pressure Hasselback! Send in early blitzes to get Hasselbacks uniform dirty. If they can do that, they can force Seattle to get to the run earlier.

Over all, I think both these teams are very evenly matched. This could be one of the best superbowls ever and that's exactly what I am going to predict.

Now that I have my winning percentage secured, it doesn't matter if I'm wrong or right. Because everybody is sucking up to Pittsburgh Steelers, I'm going to go against the grain and pick da Seaburdz.

AV~Picks: Seaburdz 27 Pittsburgh 24 (OT)

Civil rights activist and NAACP Chairman Julian Bond delivered a blistering partisan speech at Fayetteville State University in North Carolina last night, equating the Republican Party with the Nazi Party and characterizing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and her predecessor, Colin Powell, as "tokens."

I know a lot of you are thinking that he only called the Bush administration Nazis but the reason they do this is to call all Republicans Nazis. What's so sad about this is the Republicans get "offended" over comments like these but only hold it against the individual that made the comment. Yet, time and time again, the person making the comment is cheered and praised for making such comments.

If we Republicans ever really want to get serious about ending the comments such as Bond's recent comments, we need to start holding our Democrat friends accountable for the comments. Too many times Democrats will tell you that they might agree with Bush being a Nazi but "not all Republicans are like that" but the damage continues to be done.

Those Democrats are the very same Democrats that allow people such as Cindy Sheehan, Harry Belafonte, Michael Moron, and Julian Bond as their leadership. It's way past time for us on the Right side of the aisle to hold all leftist accountable for those comments. If they weren't responsible, then why do they continue to allow their leftist views to be represented that way?

Fact of the matter is, though they won't say it in front of us (Republicans), they will continue to say it among their friends. If the Republicans don't like it, they need to stand up for theirselves, if they enjoy it, continue to play nice with Democrats, I assure you, they won't stop calling you a Nazi as long as you play nice with them.

Overall I found the speech really impressive. Usually I have a hard time listening to Bush but he kept my attention last night. After he finished I thought to myself that was perhaps his best speech yet.

The one moment that stuck in my mind more than any other was when Bush addressed congress's inaction concerning Social Security. I understand opposition and understood the moans and groan from the Democrats and the cheers from Republicans, I understood that. When the Democrats cheered because congress failed to act on Social Security, I thought that was really tacky.

I haven't seen or heard much about what other people thought about the speech but I'd be really surprised if that wasn't a moment that caught everybodies attention last night. Democrats made a huge mistake in cheering that Social Security was not reformed. I often talk about how Democrats have become a cult and not a political party but that even caught me off gaurd.

I also watched Tim Kaine's "Democratic response" and couldn't believe that the Democrats selected this guy. It was like watching a ten minute campaign commercial and the whole "We can do better" theme just didn't work for me. I turned on the old winamp and had to find a sappy song that tried to find the right mood for Tim's speech. I settled on 'The Farm" from 'Road to Perdition' which seemed to have the right feel. Tim Kaine came off like the coach of a team that just lost the Superbowl, saying that his team is superior to the team that walked off the field victorious and it's the ref's fault his team lost 58-0.

Seriously, "We can do better"? What was that supposed to do? Was I supposed to feel inspired? Bush hasn't inspired me, but Tim Kaine made George Bush look like Lou Holtz or Vince Lombardi. I don't know what Newt Gingrich saw in Tim Kaine's response but either he didn't watch the same speech I saw, Newt was smoking grass, or he was just saying nice things about Kaine. Democrats probably lost another 1% of their voters last night alone.

And Cindy Sheehan? When's this girl going to smarten up and realize that her folk hero status isn't real? Where were the Democrat Senators that invited her to the speech? She sat right next to them and while Cindy is getting arrested, did any of them protest? Obviously it was a stunt, but was it a stunt that the Senators pulled to embarrrass Cindy Sheehen, that Cindy pulled without her Democrat leaders knowledge, or was it pre-planned by all of them?

How on earth are we not supposed to question their "Patriotism"? She runs around bashing the President of the United States, complaining about the United States, hating the United States and doing this in countries that treats its citizenry worse than the United States ever will.

Let's take a look at Cindy's latest lunacy. For those of you who like Cindy Sheehan, this is how she representes you. For those of you that like Sheehan, don't tell me not to question your patriotism, you show us all what an enemy of the state you are by supporting her. Yes Mythical Moore, you are a United States hater.

When we all know that patriotism in the US means: exploiting others' love for country by sending them and their children off to sacrifice for my bank balance!

Right, I take it that the Civil War, World War I, and World War II were just wars to kill children so the Republicans can fill their bank accounts, correct?

I believe the notion of patriotism has been expediently and nefariously exploited, and used to lead our nation into scores of disastrous and needless wars.

Yes, especially the bloodiest of American wars otherwise known as the Civil War. If Cindy Sheehan had her way, blacks would still be slaves. Jews would still be slaughtered or exterminated in concentration camps. Needless wars? Exactly what "Scores" of needless wars is she talking about? Does that include the American Revolution? Was that a needless war Komrade Sheehan?

The vile sputum of "if you aren't with us, then you are against us" is basically the epitome of patriotism gone wild.

Actually it's not Bush that's convinced me the Democrat party, Michael Moore, and Cindy Sheehan are uniting behind our enemies in hopes the United States goes down in defeat, it's the actions of the Democrat party, Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan that's convinced me. Standing side by side with Hugo Chavez, saying that Bush equals Hitler, and bashing the United States means you are not with me. It means that you are my enemy. You betray your fellow countrymen by siding with the enemy, unless of course, you consider Benedict Arnold 'Patriotic'

misguided vengeance to send our young people to die and kill in two countries that were no threat to the USA or to our way of life.

Nothing misguided or vengeful when people hi-jack planes and crash them into buildings to kill thousands of innocent people? In fact Ms. Sheehan, when exactly was the last time you said anything against the terrorist that did this? In fact Ms. Sheehan, what are your solutions other than to have the United States cowar away from a fight? Surrender?

The neocons exploited patriotism to fulfill their goals of imperialism and plunder.

Odd that she says this on the same day that she stood side by side with a man who uses his oil profits to build up his military, create troubles throughout Central America, and bent on controlling all of Latin America.

This sort of patriotism begins when we enter kindergarten and learn the nationalist "Pledge of Allegiance." It transcends all sense when we are taught the "Star Spangled Banner," a hymn to war. In our history classes the genocide of the Native American peoples is glossed over as we learn about the spread of American Imperialism over our continent, though it wasn't named until the 1840's, when the doctrine of Manifest Destiny was expounded to justify the USA's conquest of and "civilizing" of Mexican territories and Native American populations. Manifest Destiny sought to spread the "the boundaries of freedom" to the American Continent, with the notion that we have a special mission from God. Sound familiar?.

I thought God was mad at the United States for going to Iraq which is why he hit New Orleans with Katrina. That, and to make it 'Chocolate City'. So it's not just God that Liberals take offense too? It's the Pledge of Allegiance too? It's the Battle Hymn of the Republic? In fact, it's not just "Bush's war" that Cindy objects to, it's everything the United States has ever done.

Matriotism is the opposite of patriotism...not to destroy it, but to be a yin to its yang, and balance out the militarism of patriotism.

We are the Ying to its Yang. How many times have we convinced Israel to not wipe out the Palestinians? How many times? The Palestinians keep attacking and attacking and whenever Israel has the Palestinians by the throat, we go over there and stop them. We're guilty of 9-11, I'll admit that, but if we're guilty of 9-11, it's because we allowed the Palestinians to survive much longer than they ever should have. We've protected the Palestinians time after time after time and the way they've repaid us is to attack us. We've prevented war too much Ms Sheehan. We've prevented it so much that now the rest of the world thinks our nation as cowardly as they see you.

However, a Matriot also knows that when her country is wrong, it can be responsible for murdering thousands upon thousands of innocent and unsuspecting humans.

Exactly what is she talking about here? Is she talking about all those times we've come to the rescue of the Palestinians while Israel had them pinned down? Or is she talking about how our government did nothing while thousands of Rwandans were slaughter by machetes?

A true Matriot would never drop an atomic bomb or bombs filled with white phosphorous, carpet bomb cities and villages, or control drones from thousands of miles away to kill innocent men, women and children.

Nope, they'd wait around for somebody else to drop them on us.

War will end forever when we matriots stand up and say: "No, I am not giving my child to the fake patriotism of the war machine which chews up my flesh and blood to spit out obscene profits."

Wars will continue to exist as long as people disagree. We all have something we believe in and we are all different. It's our differences that leads us to disagreements. It's our differences that leads us to battle. It's our differences that leads us to war. Cindy, the only way to permanantly end wars is to be willing to go to war at any time. The desire for peace only leads to more war. The desire for peace only encourages your enemies to fight stronger, harder. It's the over zealous want of peace that invites war. Ms. Sheehan, your actions encourages war.

Now I know you libs are going to complain that I'm being mean but I don't care anymore. You want us to not say how unpatriotic you are but at the same time, in every action you take, you stand against the United States? If anybody should apologize, it's you folks on the left. Either be for the U.S. or be for the enemies of the United States, but quit trying to hide who you are under the phrase "don't question my patriotism". If you folks really love this country, apologize.

The two things that made a difference yesterday was the bounce of the ball. Pittsburgh and Seattle got all the right bounces while Carolina and Denver couldn't get the ball to bounce their way at all. It's just the way the game breaks sometime. The big play that I'm thinking about is the near interception by Champ Bailey that went off his shoulder pads and into the hands of the Pittsburgh receiver.

The other key to both Seattle and Pittsburgh winning was simply that they both wanted to win more than yesterdays losers. They just outplayed their respective opponents a little more on each play. Again, thinking about the Bronco-Steeler game, how many times did Pittsburgh get stopped on first and second down only to convert on third down? The Steelers just imposed their will on offense, defense, and special teams.

As much as I hate to say it, congratulations to Pittsburgh and Seattle on a terrific season. I'm sad eyed and don't really care to see either one win the game, but by next Sunday, I'll be reved up for one heck of a Superbowl. I expect an Xtra-Large game.

I'm not sure who I'm going to root for this year. I typically choose the AFC, I am a Bronco fan so I gotta stick with the AFC. Then again, Seattle is an old AFC West team, though they are NFC. Ohh the delimna, why couldn't the Broncos just win and make it easy on me?

Worship songs play -
"Onward Socialist Soldier" - Choir
"Ebony And Ivory" - Duet by Ray Nagin and Kathleen Blanco
"Beneath The Cross Of Saddam" - Choir (Al Franken on Piano)

Today I'll need your full attention. You are going to have to get past my good looks so I suggest that you close your eyes so you won't be mesmerized! First, we have a few announcements to make. Ladies and gentlemen, we must boycott American Idol because they are homophobic. Okay, who's stupid idea is this? It's bad enough you want me to go see Brokeback Mountain, now you want me to boycott American Idol? Screw this announcement! Whoever slipped this into the announcemnets, ask for forgiveness and donate money. Also, if you haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, please donate the ticket price and the cost of a large bucket of popcorn when the plate gets passed around.

In other announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,067 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Please keep the insurgents in your prayer and please donate when the plate is passed around. That's 60 this week alone!

Also, as most of you are aware, Aquaman is concerned about the new Gestapo of Homeland Security so much that he went into hiding. Aquaman, as you may recall is one of the Superfriends. He had an urgent message concerning the war in Iraq and sent a whale to warn us, but since Bush and Blair would not listen to his message, the whale died.

Finally, this is a very important announcement! Many of you in the congregation have selfishly been eating fast food. If you continue to eat fast food, the Gods will seek vengeance by making your children obese and could lead to heart attax! You may ask for forgiveness by donating twice as much as you spent when the plate gets passed around.

We'll now pass the plate whilst Hillary Clinton sings "Free At Last!", for those of you who have yet to return your unwanted tax refund, you may do so now.

Let us bow our head and make a payment. Mother Venus, we know that the time hath come that ye shalt send thy holy child to walk among us once again. Blessedeth is us to have been in your guidance, and that of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara. We ask that you send more guidance, so that we may be great socialist.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Recently we celebrated one of our holiest days, Dr. Martin Luther King. Since last week Hal Bored put us to sleep, I mean, had an important message for us, we celebrate Dr. King today.

Tolerance! What is it? What exactly does tolerance mean? Well that's what I'm going to talk to you about. Tolerance can be summed up very simply. Take your pen and write this down. If you walk out of this church today knowing nothing else, know this. Tolerance is a one way street! You tolerate us, but we don't have to tolerate you. Let me repeat that. Tolerance is a one way street! You tolerate us, but we don't have to tolerate you.

I'm going to give you a few examples of tolerance to help clarify that. It's perfectly okay to vandalize people's activities that are intolerant of a woman's choice! In Baton Rouge recently some of our warriors destroyed 600 crosses memorializing aborted fetuses and threw them into Bushes! How ironic is that? That was a brilliant move to throw the crosses into the Bushes! They felt that all the way to the White House.

Of course, anytime you come across an anti-choice person, you put them in the same class as those that bomb the abortion clinics and shoot doctors! They are in the same class because they aren't tolerant of your beliefs!

Tolerance is allowing the rainbow flag to fly where ever it finds it self. To let our "Rainbow Warriors" march and protest where ever they and how ever they want. Some people thinks tolerance means live and let live, but they are wrong! It means enjoying watching the pride parades! It means going to cross-dressing shows! It means having them over to your house and having a quiet evening dinner with them!

Tolerance does not mean going to a "Church" where they open a bible. It does not mean letting somebody wave a confederate flag. It does not mean letting somebody drive an SUV, except of course, your socialist leaders.

It means anything a Republican says is subject to scrutiny. Anything we want to call a racial comment is and the Republican should have known ahead of time that it was going to be racist when he said it, thus qualifies him as a racist for saying.

It does not mean that Cruz Bustamante is racist when he uses the "N-word" or that Ray-cist Nagin er Willy Wonka.... Oops, I meant Ray Nagin when he said "chocolate city"

Folks, I hear a siren definitely an ambulance coming our way. It sounds like it's only two miles away so I have just enough time to say a quick prayer then I got to go! It's an emergency, I have business to tend.... uh... I mean, I have to help somebody.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your payment. Holy Mother, we ask of you the divine guidance for those here today that have not sought out your salvation. Maybe you've strayed away from socialism and found yourself buying a new video game, a new car, or even a home. You know better than to go buy it. Deep down in your heart, you know that you are supposed wait until one of the revrunds gives it to you. Don't waste your money on a double cheeseburger from McDonald's, just give it to me! To seek salvation, they must give at least $100 to receive forgiveness and $100,000 to receive a full pardon from Father Clinton. Seek Salvation, in the name of the holy spirit, Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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Last Weeks Sermon

Dear Orama,

On February 23th, 1998, YOU declared war on all Americans with your "religious ruling". You followed that up with an attack directly on our military. That attack did not arouse the Clinton administration so you decided to attack us again on 9-11. Since your "FATWAH", you have attacked the United States on at least two occassions. You have successfully taken two of our buildings and the U.S.S. Cole still sails. In return, we've allowed you to send your soldiers into their chosen suicide, have taken out two countries, and sank your financial battleship. Ooooh, we are scared.

But I plan to speak about the repeated errors your President Bush has committed in comments on the results of your polls that show an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. But he (Bush) has opposed this wish and said that withdrawing troops sends the wrong message to opponents, that it is better to fight them (bin Laden's followers) on their land than their fighting us (Americans) on our land.

Sounds like you are going to run for office on the Democrat ticket. Who's going to be your Vice-Presidential candidate? John Edwards? Oh, I know, pick John Murtha! I feel like declaring a "fatwah" on you by pouring pig's blood on your mother's grave. Oh, you better be careful, they might torture you by taking away your sheep and if that happens, who you going to have sex with?

As for torturing men, they have used burning chemical acids and drills on their joints. And when they give up on (interrogating) them, they sometimes use the drills on their heads until they die. Read, if you will, the reports of the horrors in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo prisons.

Akbar, Ostupid, whatever your name is, if you want to know the truth, the majority of us only wish that our government wasn't so nice. What we wish for you isn't death, but a long lasting toture. To give you pig's blood to drink. In fact, it would be nice if upon capture, that we took your idiots that you call warriors and fed the through beef, made them watch more, and played Barbara Striesand's music all day, now that's torture.

I wish our soldiers would dip their bullets in pigs blood and use them against your "fatwah that you declared against us before we ever went to Afghanistan.

But if you really want to scare Americans, you don't want to shoot at our soldiers. They are too brave to run from a coward like you. They don't need to hide in caves wondering what day looks like. You won't scare Americans by going after our brave. You need to hunt down the cowards and 'kill them'

Yes Bee Ladle, I'm talking about the real infidels such as Barney Franks who is a "homosexual". Hollywood continues to pleasure infidels with movies filled with liberal infidelic propaganda. If you really wanted to scare Americans, go after the cowards that protest the war. Go after them because once you attack them, then everybody in the United States will know how serious you are. Right now, only they believe you are serious while the rest of us, the majority of us believe that your nothing but a joke.

As for the rest of us, we'd rather use a word that rhymes with yuck, but for purposes of this blog "GO FATWAH YOURSELF!!!"

Washington at Seattle 4:30
Skins showed promise for next year. A little tweaking of that offense and they just might be playing in late January
AV~Picks: Hawks 20 Skins 13
FINAL: Hawks 20 Skins 10

New England at Denver
Broncos didn't just beat the Patriots once this year, they beat them twice!
AV~Picks: Broncos 31 Pats 23
FINAL: Broncs 27 Pats 13

Sunday, Jan. 15
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
Steel smashedmouth Indy out of the playoffs
AV~Picks: Colts 34 Stunned Curtain 21
FINAL: Steel Curtain 21 Ponies 18

Carolina at Chicago 4:30
WHERE'S THE D?
AV~Picks: BlackCats 12 Da Grizzlies 10
FINAL: Black Catz 29 Cubs 21

Conference Championships
Sunday, January 22

3:00 p.m. on CBS -- AFC Championship Game

Pittsburgh (13-5) at Denver (14-3)
Who can survive the blitzkrieg? Two teams that love to blitz leads me to believe that these are two teams that will get involved in a shoot out. I like the Broncs in a shoot out. I favor the Steelers in a physical game. Both teams love to control the ball, which is another reason why I believe that this is going to be a shoot out. They are going to force each other to beat them in the air. Both teams are highly under rated. Broncs gallop to Detroit.
AV~Picks: Broncs 37 Steelers 27

6:30 p.m. on FOX -- NFC Championship Game

Carolina (13-5) at Seattle (14-3)
Will the Superbowl be an old AFC West rivalry? Or would we be given the Jake V. Jake treatment all week long? Again, these teams are evenly matched. Seattle may be in better health, but Carolina has been here before. Carolina heads back to the East coast with a two-week lay-over in Detroit, where they play one last game. Seattle watches the sunset over the Pacific during the Superbowl. Catz eat the seaburdz! Catz eat the seaburdz!
AV~Picks: BlackCats 31 Seaburdz 23

Mayor Racist Nagin has got to be the luckiest mayor with the pass that he has received on the whole. It was mostly due to the ineptness of Governor Blanco. How fortunate Racist Nagin has been to have this happen while Governor Blanco was still in office. With Blanco stealing all the headlines, Racist Nagin was able to fly under the radar.

On Monday, Racist Nagin was able to capture national headlines with his 'MLK doesn't mean milk' speech that he gave. Many people, especially down here, agree that God let Hurricane Katrina hit Nawlins.

Ask a refugee if they felt like God wanted to strike New Orleans, if you get the chance. Many of them will tell you that he did. Ask them why and I doubt any of them will tell you because we went into Iraq. What they will tell you is that God hit the city because something needed to clean it up, since the Mayor wouldn't. The city was plagued with crime, murders were rampant, armed robberies was a common thing, and people just lived in fear. Ask a refugee, there's a good chance they'll tell you what life was like in Nawlins. If they don't tell you how bad it was, there's a good chance that he's just a bum from your city that's milking Katrina for beer money.

So, was God mad at the city? Maybe, maybe not, but to say he was mad at Iraq? If I was God and I was mad at the United States for being in Iraq, I'd hit DeeCee. Don't you think that makes more sense? Why on earth would God hit the South's Sin City because he's mad about Iraq? Mayor Racist Nagin, if you're so worried about what God thinks, clean up the filth in your city!

But let's take a look at what Mayor Racist Nagin has done to clean up the FUBU city. I know I'm going to leave something off. Remember when a 'rich, white businessman' said that "people who want to rebuild the city foresee a town with a new demographic of fewer poor people". My god, can you imagine that? How racist is that? You can't have a city with fewer poor people? That means "less blacks?". It was "racist" enough for Mayor Racist Nagin to say that those comments "pissed me off". Then he concluded that "some people may think this is an opportunity for us to build the New Orleans of 1812. We’re not going to do that."

A burning issue at the meeting was a recent story in The Wall Street Journal in which a Nagin cabinet official who is a wealthy white businessman was quoted as saying that people who want to rebuild the city foresee a town with a new demographic of fewer poor people.

The story touched a hot button issue for the African-American state lawmakers, who expressed concern that Nagin might be coordinating a recovery program assuming that a large portion of poor blacks would be discouraged from returning to the city. The fear was heightened by the fact that Nagin had met with predominantly white business establishment leaders in Dallas Friday when he was there getting his family resettled and children enrolled in school.

But Nagin said the article "pissed me off" because "some people may think this is an opportunity for us to build the New Orleans of 1812. We’re not going to do that."

He said the business leaders called him in Dallas and he agreed to the meeting, where he "made it very clear to everyone in that room that we are going to move forward, with them or without them. And if they don’t like the direction we’re getting ready to head in, they can leave."

Thanks to the The Dead Pelican for reminding us of this story where Mayor Racist Nagin and C.B. Forgotston had a public bout of words. This prompted Racist Nagin to say "Shame on you! I have seen lots of terrible things as it relates to this storm… I must tell you the worst thing through all of this is the racist comments coming from both black and whites. It is appalling and extremely offensive". I couldn't agree more Mayor Racist Nagin, shame on you! We have seen lots of terrible things as it relates to rebuilding New Orleans... I must tell you the worst thing through all of this is your racist comments coming from both Farrakhan and yourself! Forgotston rightly had the forsight to see you for the racist that you are. At first, I was disappointed in Forgotston for those comments, but it didn't take Mayor Racist Nagin long to prove him right.

Let's not forget how Mayor Racist Nagin treated the Latino community upon their arrival. Many slept in conditions that many of us would never allow ourselves to go through and any good Democrat would have seen to it that the people cleaning up his city would have been paid better. In fact, you'd think Mayor Racist Nagin would just be grateful that somebody was cleaning up his city... but not the Mayor Racist Nagin. Science Daily

NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 18 (UPI) -- Flooded-out New Orleans has not turned out to be a goldmine for the countless Latinos who came looking for work in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Many either cannot find jobs or find conditions so miserable and salaries so low that they become discouraged and leave, The Washington Post reported.

The newspaper said Latino workers have often been abandoned without transportation or shelter by the contractors who brought them to the city.

City officials have not been welcoming. In a speech to a business group, Mayor Ray Nagin asked how he could "stop New Orleans from being overrun by Mexican workers."

They weren't even Mexican, but hey, when your a racist, 'they all look the same to you'.

But where are these "poor blacks" that Mayor Racist Nagin want back going to stay? Why City Park of course. Since white people are no longer welcomed, you might as well use them for the Naginvilles.

Aside from that West Bank golf course site, City Park is slated to receive the largest single consignment: 680 trailers in the northern section. The list includes six other sites where 300 or more trailers will be placed, and 12 additional sites to hold between 100 and 300 units.

So far we have Mayor Racist Nagin calling a white guy a racist, then calling another white guy a racist. Then he told the Latino community that they weren't welcomed; no caramel with that chocolate Mayor Racist Nagin? Turns his city park into Naginvilles, and Hillary thinks congress is ran like a 'plantation'? Then he tells white people they aren't welcomed into his 'Chocolate City"? I suppose his next two moves will be to move the Jews into 'work camps' and force them to clean up his chocolate city. After that, he'll probably throw out the computers and force orientals to do the accounting in an attempt to cut down on energy cost. In fact, if why do you even need electricity, after all, we can't leave the Arabics out of the chocolate city. I suppose they can hold torches on street corners late at night and carry Racist Nagin around to collect his rent in his Naginvilles.

It's time to stop giving to this guy, it's time to stop giving to New Orleans. He doesn't have an iota of appreciation of the help he's received from white people, Latinos, Orientals, Arabics, Non-Racist blacks. Unless you are a racist black person, why go to New Orleans this year? Why go to New Orleans at all?

Racist Nagin sure wants non -'chocolates' to give and give and give, but don't you dare come to his home. It's clear that he wants a "chocolate" Mardi Gras. He apologized, but I'm not buying anything from him, but I will call him "Ray" short for "Ray-Cist".