Overall I found the speech really impressive. Usually I have a hard time listening to Bush but he kept my attention last night. After he finished I thought to myself that was perhaps his best speech yet.

The one moment that stuck in my mind more than any other was when Bush addressed congress's inaction concerning Social Security. I understand opposition and understood the moans and groan from the Democrats and the cheers from Republicans, I understood that. When the Democrats cheered because congress failed to act on Social Security, I thought that was really tacky.

I haven't seen or heard much about what other people thought about the speech but I'd be really surprised if that wasn't a moment that caught everybodies attention last night. Democrats made a huge mistake in cheering that Social Security was not reformed. I often talk about how Democrats have become a cult and not a political party but that even caught me off gaurd.

I also watched Tim Kaine's "Democratic response" and couldn't believe that the Democrats selected this guy. It was like watching a ten minute campaign commercial and the whole "We can do better" theme just didn't work for me. I turned on the old winamp and had to find a sappy song that tried to find the right mood for Tim's speech. I settled on 'The Farm" from 'Road to Perdition' which seemed to have the right feel. Tim Kaine came off like the coach of a team that just lost the Superbowl, saying that his team is superior to the team that walked off the field victorious and it's the ref's fault his team lost 58-0.

Seriously, "We can do better"? What was that supposed to do? Was I supposed to feel inspired? Bush hasn't inspired me, but Tim Kaine made George Bush look like Lou Holtz or Vince Lombardi. I don't know what Newt Gingrich saw in Tim Kaine's response but either he didn't watch the same speech I saw, Newt was smoking grass, or he was just saying nice things about Kaine. Democrats probably lost another 1% of their voters last night alone.

And Cindy Sheehan? When's this girl going to smarten up and realize that her folk hero status isn't real? Where were the Democrat Senators that invited her to the speech? She sat right next to them and while Cindy is getting arrested, did any of them protest? Obviously it was a stunt, but was it a stunt that the Senators pulled to embarrrass Cindy Sheehen, that Cindy pulled without her Democrat leaders knowledge, or was it pre-planned by all of them?

How on earth are we not supposed to question their "Patriotism"? She runs around bashing the President of the United States, complaining about the United States, hating the United States and doing this in countries that treats its citizenry worse than the United States ever will.

Let's take a look at Cindy's latest lunacy. For those of you who like Cindy Sheehan, this is how she representes you. For those of you that like Sheehan, don't tell me not to question your patriotism, you show us all what an enemy of the state you are by supporting her. Yes Mythical Moore, you are a United States hater.

When we all know that patriotism in the US means: exploiting others' love for country by sending them and their children off to sacrifice for my bank balance!

Right, I take it that the Civil War, World War I, and World War II were just wars to kill children so the Republicans can fill their bank accounts, correct?

I believe the notion of patriotism has been expediently and nefariously exploited, and used to lead our nation into scores of disastrous and needless wars.

Yes, especially the bloodiest of American wars otherwise known as the Civil War. If Cindy Sheehan had her way, blacks would still be slaves. Jews would still be slaughtered or exterminated in concentration camps. Needless wars? Exactly what "Scores" of needless wars is she talking about? Does that include the American Revolution? Was that a needless war Komrade Sheehan?

The vile sputum of "if you aren't with us, then you are against us" is basically the epitome of patriotism gone wild.

Actually it's not Bush that's convinced me the Democrat party, Michael Moore, and Cindy Sheehan are uniting behind our enemies in hopes the United States goes down in defeat, it's the actions of the Democrat party, Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan that's convinced me. Standing side by side with Hugo Chavez, saying that Bush equals Hitler, and bashing the United States means you are not with me. It means that you are my enemy. You betray your fellow countrymen by siding with the enemy, unless of course, you consider Benedict Arnold 'Patriotic'

misguided vengeance to send our young people to die and kill in two countries that were no threat to the USA or to our way of life.

Nothing misguided or vengeful when people hi-jack planes and crash them into buildings to kill thousands of innocent people? In fact Ms. Sheehan, when exactly was the last time you said anything against the terrorist that did this? In fact Ms. Sheehan, what are your solutions other than to have the United States cowar away from a fight? Surrender?

The neocons exploited patriotism to fulfill their goals of imperialism and plunder.

Odd that she says this on the same day that she stood side by side with a man who uses his oil profits to build up his military, create troubles throughout Central America, and bent on controlling all of Latin America.

This sort of patriotism begins when we enter kindergarten and learn the nationalist "Pledge of Allegiance." It transcends all sense when we are taught the "Star Spangled Banner," a hymn to war. In our history classes the genocide of the Native American peoples is glossed over as we learn about the spread of American Imperialism over our continent, though it wasn't named until the 1840's, when the doctrine of Manifest Destiny was expounded to justify the USA's conquest of and "civilizing" of Mexican territories and Native American populations. Manifest Destiny sought to spread the "the boundaries of freedom" to the American Continent, with the notion that we have a special mission from God. Sound familiar?.

I thought God was mad at the United States for going to Iraq which is why he hit New Orleans with Katrina. That, and to make it 'Chocolate City'. So it's not just God that Liberals take offense too? It's the Pledge of Allegiance too? It's the Battle Hymn of the Republic? In fact, it's not just "Bush's war" that Cindy objects to, it's everything the United States has ever done.

Matriotism is the opposite of patriotism...not to destroy it, but to be a yin to its yang, and balance out the militarism of patriotism.

We are the Ying to its Yang. How many times have we convinced Israel to not wipe out the Palestinians? How many times? The Palestinians keep attacking and attacking and whenever Israel has the Palestinians by the throat, we go over there and stop them. We're guilty of 9-11, I'll admit that, but if we're guilty of 9-11, it's because we allowed the Palestinians to survive much longer than they ever should have. We've protected the Palestinians time after time after time and the way they've repaid us is to attack us. We've prevented war too much Ms Sheehan. We've prevented it so much that now the rest of the world thinks our nation as cowardly as they see you.

However, a Matriot also knows that when her country is wrong, it can be responsible for murdering thousands upon thousands of innocent and unsuspecting humans.

Exactly what is she talking about here? Is she talking about all those times we've come to the rescue of the Palestinians while Israel had them pinned down? Or is she talking about how our government did nothing while thousands of Rwandans were slaughter by machetes?

A true Matriot would never drop an atomic bomb or bombs filled with white phosphorous, carpet bomb cities and villages, or control drones from thousands of miles away to kill innocent men, women and children.

Nope, they'd wait around for somebody else to drop them on us.

War will end forever when we matriots stand up and say: "No, I am not giving my child to the fake patriotism of the war machine which chews up my flesh and blood to spit out obscene profits."

Wars will continue to exist as long as people disagree. We all have something we believe in and we are all different. It's our differences that leads us to disagreements. It's our differences that leads us to battle. It's our differences that leads us to war. Cindy, the only way to permanantly end wars is to be willing to go to war at any time. The desire for peace only leads to more war. The desire for peace only encourages your enemies to fight stronger, harder. It's the over zealous want of peace that invites war. Ms. Sheehan, your actions encourages war.

Now I know you libs are going to complain that I'm being mean but I don't care anymore. You want us to not say how unpatriotic you are but at the same time, in every action you take, you stand against the United States? If anybody should apologize, it's you folks on the left. Either be for the U.S. or be for the enemies of the United States, but quit trying to hide who you are under the phrase "don't question my patriotism". If you folks really love this country, apologize.

The two things that made a difference yesterday was the bounce of the ball. Pittsburgh and Seattle got all the right bounces while Carolina and Denver couldn't get the ball to bounce their way at all. It's just the way the game breaks sometime. The big play that I'm thinking about is the near interception by Champ Bailey that went off his shoulder pads and into the hands of the Pittsburgh receiver.

The other key to both Seattle and Pittsburgh winning was simply that they both wanted to win more than yesterdays losers. They just outplayed their respective opponents a little more on each play. Again, thinking about the Bronco-Steeler game, how many times did Pittsburgh get stopped on first and second down only to convert on third down? The Steelers just imposed their will on offense, defense, and special teams.

As much as I hate to say it, congratulations to Pittsburgh and Seattle on a terrific season. I'm sad eyed and don't really care to see either one win the game, but by next Sunday, I'll be reved up for one heck of a Superbowl. I expect an Xtra-Large game.

I'm not sure who I'm going to root for this year. I typically choose the AFC, I am a Bronco fan so I gotta stick with the AFC. Then again, Seattle is an old AFC West team, though they are NFC. Ohh the delimna, why couldn't the Broncos just win and make it easy on me?

Worship songs play -
"Onward Socialist Soldier" - Choir
"Ebony And Ivory" - Duet by Ray Nagin and Kathleen Blanco
"Beneath The Cross Of Saddam" - Choir (Al Franken on Piano)

Today I'll need your full attention. You are going to have to get past my good looks so I suggest that you close your eyes so you won't be mesmerized! First, we have a few announcements to make. Ladies and gentlemen, we must boycott American Idol because they are homophobic. Okay, who's stupid idea is this? It's bad enough you want me to go see Brokeback Mountain, now you want me to boycott American Idol? Screw this announcement! Whoever slipped this into the announcemnets, ask for forgiveness and donate money. Also, if you haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, please donate the ticket price and the cost of a large bucket of popcorn when the plate gets passed around.

In other announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,067 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Please keep the insurgents in your prayer and please donate when the plate is passed around. That's 60 this week alone!

Also, as most of you are aware, Aquaman is concerned about the new Gestapo of Homeland Security so much that he went into hiding. Aquaman, as you may recall is one of the Superfriends. He had an urgent message concerning the war in Iraq and sent a whale to warn us, but since Bush and Blair would not listen to his message, the whale died.

Finally, this is a very important announcement! Many of you in the congregation have selfishly been eating fast food. If you continue to eat fast food, the Gods will seek vengeance by making your children obese and could lead to heart attax! You may ask for forgiveness by donating twice as much as you spent when the plate gets passed around.

We'll now pass the plate whilst Hillary Clinton sings "Free At Last!", for those of you who have yet to return your unwanted tax refund, you may do so now.

Let us bow our head and make a payment. Mother Venus, we know that the time hath come that ye shalt send thy holy child to walk among us once again. Blessedeth is us to have been in your guidance, and that of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara. We ask that you send more guidance, so that we may be great socialist.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Recently we celebrated one of our holiest days, Dr. Martin Luther King. Since last week Hal Bored put us to sleep, I mean, had an important message for us, we celebrate Dr. King today.

Tolerance! What is it? What exactly does tolerance mean? Well that's what I'm going to talk to you about. Tolerance can be summed up very simply. Take your pen and write this down. If you walk out of this church today knowing nothing else, know this. Tolerance is a one way street! You tolerate us, but we don't have to tolerate you. Let me repeat that. Tolerance is a one way street! You tolerate us, but we don't have to tolerate you.

I'm going to give you a few examples of tolerance to help clarify that. It's perfectly okay to vandalize people's activities that are intolerant of a woman's choice! In Baton Rouge recently some of our warriors destroyed 600 crosses memorializing aborted fetuses and threw them into Bushes! How ironic is that? That was a brilliant move to throw the crosses into the Bushes! They felt that all the way to the White House.

Of course, anytime you come across an anti-choice person, you put them in the same class as those that bomb the abortion clinics and shoot doctors! They are in the same class because they aren't tolerant of your beliefs!

Tolerance is allowing the rainbow flag to fly where ever it finds it self. To let our "Rainbow Warriors" march and protest where ever they and how ever they want. Some people thinks tolerance means live and let live, but they are wrong! It means enjoying watching the pride parades! It means going to cross-dressing shows! It means having them over to your house and having a quiet evening dinner with them!

Tolerance does not mean going to a "Church" where they open a bible. It does not mean letting somebody wave a confederate flag. It does not mean letting somebody drive an SUV, except of course, your socialist leaders.

It means anything a Republican says is subject to scrutiny. Anything we want to call a racial comment is and the Republican should have known ahead of time that it was going to be racist when he said it, thus qualifies him as a racist for saying.

It does not mean that Cruz Bustamante is racist when he uses the "N-word" or that Ray-cist Nagin er Willy Wonka.... Oops, I meant Ray Nagin when he said "chocolate city"

Folks, I hear a siren definitely an ambulance coming our way. It sounds like it's only two miles away so I have just enough time to say a quick prayer then I got to go! It's an emergency, I have business to tend.... uh... I mean, I have to help somebody.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your payment. Holy Mother, we ask of you the divine guidance for those here today that have not sought out your salvation. Maybe you've strayed away from socialism and found yourself buying a new video game, a new car, or even a home. You know better than to go buy it. Deep down in your heart, you know that you are supposed wait until one of the revrunds gives it to you. Don't waste your money on a double cheeseburger from McDonald's, just give it to me! To seek salvation, they must give at least $100 to receive forgiveness and $100,000 to receive a full pardon from Father Clinton. Seek Salvation, in the name of the holy spirit, Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

You may come forward now and seek redemption by clicking on the button that says Pay Pal.

Last Weeks Sermon

Dear Orama,

On February 23th, 1998, YOU declared war on all Americans with your "religious ruling". You followed that up with an attack directly on our military. That attack did not arouse the Clinton administration so you decided to attack us again on 9-11. Since your "FATWAH", you have attacked the United States on at least two occassions. You have successfully taken two of our buildings and the U.S.S. Cole still sails. In return, we've allowed you to send your soldiers into their chosen suicide, have taken out two countries, and sank your financial battleship. Ooooh, we are scared.

But I plan to speak about the repeated errors your President Bush has committed in comments on the results of your polls that show an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. But he (Bush) has opposed this wish and said that withdrawing troops sends the wrong message to opponents, that it is better to fight them (bin Laden's followers) on their land than their fighting us (Americans) on our land.

Sounds like you are going to run for office on the Democrat ticket. Who's going to be your Vice-Presidential candidate? John Edwards? Oh, I know, pick John Murtha! I feel like declaring a "fatwah" on you by pouring pig's blood on your mother's grave. Oh, you better be careful, they might torture you by taking away your sheep and if that happens, who you going to have sex with?

As for torturing men, they have used burning chemical acids and drills on their joints. And when they give up on (interrogating) them, they sometimes use the drills on their heads until they die. Read, if you will, the reports of the horrors in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo prisons.

Akbar, Ostupid, whatever your name is, if you want to know the truth, the majority of us only wish that our government wasn't so nice. What we wish for you isn't death, but a long lasting toture. To give you pig's blood to drink. In fact, it would be nice if upon capture, that we took your idiots that you call warriors and fed the through beef, made them watch more, and played Barbara Striesand's music all day, now that's torture.

I wish our soldiers would dip their bullets in pigs blood and use them against your "fatwah that you declared against us before we ever went to Afghanistan.

But if you really want to scare Americans, you don't want to shoot at our soldiers. They are too brave to run from a coward like you. They don't need to hide in caves wondering what day looks like. You won't scare Americans by going after our brave. You need to hunt down the cowards and 'kill them'

Yes Bee Ladle, I'm talking about the real infidels such as Barney Franks who is a "homosexual". Hollywood continues to pleasure infidels with movies filled with liberal infidelic propaganda. If you really wanted to scare Americans, go after the cowards that protest the war. Go after them because once you attack them, then everybody in the United States will know how serious you are. Right now, only they believe you are serious while the rest of us, the majority of us believe that your nothing but a joke.

As for the rest of us, we'd rather use a word that rhymes with yuck, but for purposes of this blog "GO FATWAH YOURSELF!!!"

Washington at Seattle 4:30
Skins showed promise for next year. A little tweaking of that offense and they just might be playing in late January
AV~Picks: Hawks 20 Skins 13
FINAL: Hawks 20 Skins 10

New England at Denver
Broncos didn't just beat the Patriots once this year, they beat them twice!
AV~Picks: Broncos 31 Pats 23
FINAL: Broncs 27 Pats 13

Sunday, Jan. 15
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
Steel smashedmouth Indy out of the playoffs
AV~Picks: Colts 34 Stunned Curtain 21
FINAL: Steel Curtain 21 Ponies 18

Carolina at Chicago 4:30
WHERE'S THE D?
AV~Picks: BlackCats 12 Da Grizzlies 10
FINAL: Black Catz 29 Cubs 21

Conference Championships
Sunday, January 22

3:00 p.m. on CBS -- AFC Championship Game

Pittsburgh (13-5) at Denver (14-3)
Who can survive the blitzkrieg? Two teams that love to blitz leads me to believe that these are two teams that will get involved in a shoot out. I like the Broncs in a shoot out. I favor the Steelers in a physical game. Both teams love to control the ball, which is another reason why I believe that this is going to be a shoot out. They are going to force each other to beat them in the air. Both teams are highly under rated. Broncs gallop to Detroit.
AV~Picks: Broncs 37 Steelers 27

6:30 p.m. on FOX -- NFC Championship Game

Carolina (13-5) at Seattle (14-3)
Will the Superbowl be an old AFC West rivalry? Or would we be given the Jake V. Jake treatment all week long? Again, these teams are evenly matched. Seattle may be in better health, but Carolina has been here before. Carolina heads back to the East coast with a two-week lay-over in Detroit, where they play one last game. Seattle watches the sunset over the Pacific during the Superbowl. Catz eat the seaburdz! Catz eat the seaburdz!
AV~Picks: BlackCats 31 Seaburdz 23

Mayor Racist Nagin has got to be the luckiest mayor with the pass that he has received on the whole. It was mostly due to the ineptness of Governor Blanco. How fortunate Racist Nagin has been to have this happen while Governor Blanco was still in office. With Blanco stealing all the headlines, Racist Nagin was able to fly under the radar.

On Monday, Racist Nagin was able to capture national headlines with his 'MLK doesn't mean milk' speech that he gave. Many people, especially down here, agree that God let Hurricane Katrina hit Nawlins.

Ask a refugee if they felt like God wanted to strike New Orleans, if you get the chance. Many of them will tell you that he did. Ask them why and I doubt any of them will tell you because we went into Iraq. What they will tell you is that God hit the city because something needed to clean it up, since the Mayor wouldn't. The city was plagued with crime, murders were rampant, armed robberies was a common thing, and people just lived in fear. Ask a refugee, there's a good chance they'll tell you what life was like in Nawlins. If they don't tell you how bad it was, there's a good chance that he's just a bum from your city that's milking Katrina for beer money.

So, was God mad at the city? Maybe, maybe not, but to say he was mad at Iraq? If I was God and I was mad at the United States for being in Iraq, I'd hit DeeCee. Don't you think that makes more sense? Why on earth would God hit the South's Sin City because he's mad about Iraq? Mayor Racist Nagin, if you're so worried about what God thinks, clean up the filth in your city!

But let's take a look at what Mayor Racist Nagin has done to clean up the FUBU city. I know I'm going to leave something off. Remember when a 'rich, white businessman' said that "people who want to rebuild the city foresee a town with a new demographic of fewer poor people". My god, can you imagine that? How racist is that? You can't have a city with fewer poor people? That means "less blacks?". It was "racist" enough for Mayor Racist Nagin to say that those comments "pissed me off". Then he concluded that "some people may think this is an opportunity for us to build the New Orleans of 1812. We’re not going to do that."

A burning issue at the meeting was a recent story in The Wall Street Journal in which a Nagin cabinet official who is a wealthy white businessman was quoted as saying that people who want to rebuild the city foresee a town with a new demographic of fewer poor people.

The story touched a hot button issue for the African-American state lawmakers, who expressed concern that Nagin might be coordinating a recovery program assuming that a large portion of poor blacks would be discouraged from returning to the city. The fear was heightened by the fact that Nagin had met with predominantly white business establishment leaders in Dallas Friday when he was there getting his family resettled and children enrolled in school.

But Nagin said the article "pissed me off" because "some people may think this is an opportunity for us to build the New Orleans of 1812. We’re not going to do that."

He said the business leaders called him in Dallas and he agreed to the meeting, where he "made it very clear to everyone in that room that we are going to move forward, with them or without them. And if they don’t like the direction we’re getting ready to head in, they can leave."

Thanks to the The Dead Pelican for reminding us of this story where Mayor Racist Nagin and C.B. Forgotston had a public bout of words. This prompted Racist Nagin to say "Shame on you! I have seen lots of terrible things as it relates to this storm… I must tell you the worst thing through all of this is the racist comments coming from both black and whites. It is appalling and extremely offensive". I couldn't agree more Mayor Racist Nagin, shame on you! We have seen lots of terrible things as it relates to rebuilding New Orleans... I must tell you the worst thing through all of this is your racist comments coming from both Farrakhan and yourself! Forgotston rightly had the forsight to see you for the racist that you are. At first, I was disappointed in Forgotston for those comments, but it didn't take Mayor Racist Nagin long to prove him right.

Let's not forget how Mayor Racist Nagin treated the Latino community upon their arrival. Many slept in conditions that many of us would never allow ourselves to go through and any good Democrat would have seen to it that the people cleaning up his city would have been paid better. In fact, you'd think Mayor Racist Nagin would just be grateful that somebody was cleaning up his city... but not the Mayor Racist Nagin. Science Daily

NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 18 (UPI) -- Flooded-out New Orleans has not turned out to be a goldmine for the countless Latinos who came looking for work in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Many either cannot find jobs or find conditions so miserable and salaries so low that they become discouraged and leave, The Washington Post reported.

The newspaper said Latino workers have often been abandoned without transportation or shelter by the contractors who brought them to the city.

City officials have not been welcoming. In a speech to a business group, Mayor Ray Nagin asked how he could "stop New Orleans from being overrun by Mexican workers."

They weren't even Mexican, but hey, when your a racist, 'they all look the same to you'.

But where are these "poor blacks" that Mayor Racist Nagin want back going to stay? Why City Park of course. Since white people are no longer welcomed, you might as well use them for the Naginvilles.

Aside from that West Bank golf course site, City Park is slated to receive the largest single consignment: 680 trailers in the northern section. The list includes six other sites where 300 or more trailers will be placed, and 12 additional sites to hold between 100 and 300 units.

So far we have Mayor Racist Nagin calling a white guy a racist, then calling another white guy a racist. Then he told the Latino community that they weren't welcomed; no caramel with that chocolate Mayor Racist Nagin? Turns his city park into Naginvilles, and Hillary thinks congress is ran like a 'plantation'? Then he tells white people they aren't welcomed into his 'Chocolate City"? I suppose his next two moves will be to move the Jews into 'work camps' and force them to clean up his chocolate city. After that, he'll probably throw out the computers and force orientals to do the accounting in an attempt to cut down on energy cost. In fact, if why do you even need electricity, after all, we can't leave the Arabics out of the chocolate city. I suppose they can hold torches on street corners late at night and carry Racist Nagin around to collect his rent in his Naginvilles.

It's time to stop giving to this guy, it's time to stop giving to New Orleans. He doesn't have an iota of appreciation of the help he's received from white people, Latinos, Orientals, Arabics, Non-Racist blacks. Unless you are a racist black person, why go to New Orleans this year? Why go to New Orleans at all?

Racist Nagin sure wants non -'chocolates' to give and give and give, but don't you dare come to his home. It's clear that he wants a "chocolate" Mardi Gras. He apologized, but I'm not buying anything from him, but I will call him "Ray" short for "Ray-Cist".

Back in high school, we had a guy who used to wear sunglasses that had 'Just Say No' written all over it. He was one of the biggest potsmokers in school, yet nobody ever suspected him of smoking pot. That's the feeling I get from the people that preach to us about the ills of racism. The "Eracism" bumper sticker is like camouflage for racist.

Hopefully I'm not referring to any of my readers, but I think some people have to preach to us about racism because they have their own unresolved issues to take care of. Personally, I don't have a need to talk about the need to end racism, it doesn't affect me because I don't associate with racist. My friends aren't racist. My family isn't racist. I have no need to tell you how unracist I am. Since I don't associate with racist, I don't see it as often as others. It's because I rarely see it, I don't have a need to preach about it.

But others do, because they see it more than I do. They see it more because the people they associate with are. It's built into their world. Often times, they are the ones to use the racial names. Now, it may seem that I am talking about just white people here, but I am talking about all races.

Take for example Louis Farrakhan, whose commented that New Orleans "Reflects what white supremacy has done.", is an example of a man who claims that he wants to see an end to racism, but his actions only increase it. Somebody ought to remind Mr. Farrakhan that New Orleans was majority black.

And Mayor Nagin wants to live up to the King dream of racial harmony, but when he said "God Wants New Orleans to be majority black.", and to desire a "Chocolate New Orleans" is to tell white folks, they are no longer welcomed in New Orleans.

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Mayor Ray Nagin told a crowd gathered at City Hall for a Martin Luther King Day march that New Orleans will be "chocolate" again.

"We ask black people ... It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans," Nagin said Monday. "This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. You can't have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn't be New Orleans."

I don't take cream in my coffee, but this is going a little too far.

Imagine if Rudy Gulliani had said after 9-11 that New York should be white again. Mayor Ray Nagin's comments were nothing short of being racist and it's a crying shame that he disrespected Dr. Martin Luther King's dream of a "nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." while we take the day off in honor of him.

The greatest threat to the end of racism isn't members of white supremist organizations, they are at least visible enemies. It's people such as Mayor Ray Nagin and Louis Farrakhan that wear sheep's clothing but only lead the sheep to the wolf pack. They both say they want an end to racism, but on this day, a day we remember how far we've come as a nation, they both stood there to remind us how far we haven't came. Nagin and Farrakhan are simply two people that need to keep black people down, in order to prod theirselves up.

To the white people around the nation, I think Mayor Nagin's message is 'Yoo hoo' clear, you and your money doesn't belong in New Orleans. 'Hersey clear, white people add too much vanilla to Mayor Nagin's chocolate city. There isn't any milk in this chocolate, it's special dark. It's a city of music, a music where sharps and flats matter, but the regular notes don't. Mayor Nagin, I got your message, I'm not dark enough to go to YOUR city.

And those that have "Eracism" bumper stickers come to his defense. I can no longer support Mayor Ray Nagin.

NFL PLAYOFFS

I'm not going to rub it in to the Chicago Bears, nor would I to the Washington Redskins. Though I will admit, I found the grizzly performance scary. They were both teams that deserved to be where they are at, but the other teams were just better.

But I am sick and tired of hearing how lucky the Steelers and Broncos are. It wasn't luck that either team won. I picked the Broncos to win, I didn't pick the Steelers. I also stated that "if Pittsburgh played smashmouth football, they would walk away victors."

I figured Bill Cowar would make some terrible calls and lose the game, but to say the Colts should have beat Pittsburgh? Well, your momma shouldn't have had you, but she did, didn't she? Pittsburgh deserved that victory as much as anybody ever did. Pittsburgh is a good enough team that they could have very well been the team with homefield advantage. The Steelers may have been a sixth seed, but this isn't a typical playoff year. I've said all along that any team this year is capable of winning the superbowl. This is a unique year.

To say the Broncos got lucky against the Patriots? Right, a team that's won three out of the last four superbowls. A team that no other team has been able to beat twice in one season since Bill took over. A team that has been undefeated in the playoffs in their last 10 tries. A team that held the potent Colt offense to 6 points in the playoffs, ran away from Blitzburgh, man-handled the Eagles, used the Panther's fangs for toothpicks, and basically was being named histories greatest dynasty. But Denver just got lucky against them, by beating them twice in one year, and forcing five turnovers in one game. Denver took this cool and collected team no matter how down and out they were, and sent them into disarray, but don't give Denver credit. I guess New England Patriots just don't know how to play in big games, after all, they couldn't even beat Denver.

I believe that this NFL year is unlike any other. This year, any of the NFL playoff teams could have been in the NFL championship round. This year, the four best teams have made it to the conference championship round. Next Monday, we'll know who the two best teams are. They'll deserve to be there, unlike the eight teams that are sitting at home now.

Worship songs play -
"O Holy Hugo Chavez, President of My Heart" - Choir
"I'm a Messiah's Soldier" - Solo by John Kerry
"It's a War, A'tax the Rich" - Choir (Fidel Castro on guitar solo)

Good morning, afternoon, evening, or late night. We here at the First Church of Democrats are proud that you have found your way here. We want you to know, it's not important when you come, just as long as you know what to say. I'm the Revrund Hal Bore and I want to welcome you and our visitors today. As many of you already know, my mother is the Goddess Gaia and I am her in the flesh. Please, please, I already know your hearts; you don't need to show me more adoration. Well okay, a little more is nice.

I have a sermon that will knock your socks off today! First, we have a few announcements to make. We understand that Sean Penn is having hard time quitting smoking due to large amounts from the Bush Administration. As you all know, despite more and more people that have quit smoking, the dangers of second hand smoke is increasing. Sean Penn unwillingly kills two people a day. That number is increasing and it's all because of the devil. George W. Bush hath possesseth Sean Penn. If any of you see him, please drag him here so that we can exercise the devil George W. Bush from Sean Penn. George Bush has been possessing many of our Godly citizens as of late, one of the cures is to come here to ask for forgiveness and donate money.

In other announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,017 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Please keep the insurgents in your prayer and please donate when the plate is passed around.

Also, my mother is getting mighty upset that George Bush and the greed of his oil company friends continuously harms or planet with drilling and wars for oil. This time, my mother Gaia spoke against drilling in the ANWAR. She had a tirade when she saw the damage done! In fact, she had five eruptions in two days! We must step up our efforts against Alito, or he'll give Mr. Bush even more control to destroy the planet! In fact, she was so upset over the Alito hearings that her second and fifth eruption was due directly with the kindness that the Senators showed over Mrs. Alito's fraudulent act of tears.

It's also come to my attention that many of you in the congregation have selfishly been eating fast food. If you continue to eat fast food, the Gods will seek vengeance by making your children obese and could lead to heart attaxs! You may ask for forgiveness by donating twice as much as you spent when the plate gets passed around.

Finally, Pamela Anderson has teamed up with PETA in their efforts to end another Bush Holocaust, this time against Chickens. If you have yet to see any of Pam's videos, you know she makes for great missionary. If you haven't, then trust us. If you haven't yet, please contribute $18.99 to us instead of spending it on a bucket of chicken. You may donate more, if you so choose.

We'll now pass the plate whilst Elian Gonzales sings "Great Holy Land of Cuba", for those of you who have yet to return your unwanted tax refund, you may do so now.

Let us bow our head in prayer. Father, we know that the time hath come that ye shalt send thy holy child to walk among us once again. Blessedeth is us to have been in your guidance, and that of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara. We ask that you send more guidance, so that we may be great socialist.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

I thought I heard somebody say 'Amen". Just a correction, in this church, we don't say amen. That's too "Christian" and as we all know, that won't be tolerated. Please donate before you leave and you'll be forgiven.

There's been a lot of talk about Bush's police state, spying on great Americans and especially our missionary work. During my last campaign, my mother Gaia warned me that Bush was spying on my campaign. We tried, and we tried, and we tried to prove that Karl Rove was sneaking in on orders from George W. Bush. We had evidence, but not enough. We talked to Revrund Jessica Jackstone, and she warned everybody to "Stay out the Bushes" isn't that right Revrund Jessica Jackstone.

(Revrund Jessica Jackstone stands up and speaks:) I did what I could, but white people still wear a hood, I told them what was near, but they just wouldn't hear!

Thank you, Revrund Jessica Jackstone. That election in 2000 was a turning point in our nation's history. Had I not had that election stolen from me, we would have prosecuted Bush and done the lord's work. Karl Rove would be sitting in prison today, getting what he deserved by prison thugs had we won.

Instead we find ourselves being investigated everyday by spies of the misadministration. Those spies are everywhere. They are in your car, in your house, in your television sets. It goes beyond telephone conversations. They have brainwashed your friends. Republicans that you talk to everyday are not your friends! They are spies of the Bush administration! THEY OUGHT TO RESIGN AS YOUR FRIENDS! They are your brothers, sisters, cousins, and even your children! THEY OUGHT TO RESIGN AS YOUR FAMILY! YOUR WIFE OUGHT TO RESIGN AS YOUR WIFE! YOUR CAR OUGHT TO RESIGN AS YOUR TRANSPORTATION!

Bush stole the election in 2000 and he denied people the vote. He tried to deny me every recount that I wanted. He forced the military vote to be counted; now he's stealing our freedom! GEORGE BUSH OUGHT TO RESIGN AS PRESIDENT! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THAT WAS PRESIDENT! I WOULD NOT HAVE SPIED! HE SPIED ON ME DURING MY CAMPAIGN, NOW HE'S SPYING ON YOU!

He's spying on your finances. He knows how much you have in your pocket and he wants your money too. You can protect your finances by donating it before you leave here. We'll protect it and it will help the poor! Plus, you'll walk out of here knowing just how much you care about the poor because you donated before you left.

Bush gets calls from Pat Robertson and that means Bush spies on gay people! Cheney worked for Haliburton which means they spy on the poor! And Bush spied on Blanco's administration and forced her to kill black people in New Orleans.

George Bush made you poor! George Bush made you black! George Bush made you Hispanic and Oriental! George Bush made you gay. He did this so that he has somebody to hate! He needed somebody to oppress! He stole the election from ME! HE OUGHT TO RESIGN AS PRESIDENT!

Let us bow our heads in prayer. Holy Father, we ask of you the divine guidance for those here today that have not sought out your salvation. Maybe you've strayed away from socialism and found yourself buying a new video game, a new car, or even a home. You know better than to go buy it. Deep down in your heart, you know that you are supposed wait until one of the revrunds to give it to you. To seek salvation, they must give at least $100 to receive forgiveness and $100,000 to receive a full pardon from Father Clinton. Seek Salvation, in the name of the holy spirit, Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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Seriously, there's nothing to be afraid of anymore. Kathleen Blanco is closer to being recalled, 'Alyoto' will be confirmed, Al Gore is going to be public again, Airhead America is still on the air, and it's 2006! What's is there to be afraid of?

Let's take Blanco, for example. She's screwed up the state so bad that the REPUBLICAN PARTY DOES NOT want to see her recalled. Well, I guess that is scary. The more I think about a recall, the more I support it. I know some important people aren't too fond of the recall because they are are afraid of Myth Landrieu. They'll argue that he would be Governor til 2007 and would become indispensable to the state at that time.

My argument is since Article X deals with forceful removal from office, it then supercedes Article IV, thus giving us an election in 2006 for Governor. Even if I'm wrong on the Constitution, I would argue that a recall is good for the Republican party in the state of Louisiana. The reason is because during an election year, it's a good thing to put the additional pressure on the Democrats. The Democrats have a majority and a recall would force Democrats running for re-election to take sides in the recall. I think many Democrats would try to shy away from the Governor if possible and without the controversy of a recall, gives them the ability to do that.

A recall would force them to side with the Governor would divide the Democrat party. A united Republican party against a divided Democrat party during an election year? I like those odds. The Republicans are missing an opportunity to take control of both the House and Senate in Louisiana. They could possibly pick up another seat or two in Dee Cee as well. If that happens, Myth Landrieu as Governor would have to work with a Republican majority. Are you afraid of that?

And Alyoto? I know I'm not the only person out there thinks about Ted Kennedy's drive down Chappaquiddick. I don't know why ole Teddy has a problem with Alito, but what ever it is he ought to let it go. I'm just saying, he can drown both a car and Mary Jo Kopechne at the same time, certainly he can bury the hatchet. I know conservatives are upset with the the treatment that Alito has received, but it isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I expected a Battle Royale and the Democrats really have nothing. Remember the treatment Clarence Thomas received? I expected Alito to be much worse than that.

It's smooth sailing for Alito, well, Judge Alito.

And Al Gore is about to go out there and show the world what an absolute nutcase he is. It's like having a girlfriend break up with you and you can't let it go. Well, after a while, you do let it go. Al Gore is still crying about losing the election. He's a mad man. He doesn't need a podium and a microphone, he needs a straight-jacket and a padded room. This time it's the police state he's going to be whining about.

Speekun of Al Gore, great news for you libs. Rev. Hal Bore will be our reverund of the week. I hope he gives us some insight into Al Gore's speech against George W. Bush. Be sure to attend Liberal Church this weekend! Remember, the Liberal Messiah is coming!!

I turned on Airhead America Radio today, or was it yesterday. It was the first time I listened to in since the week after Hurricane Katrina (which probably explains why I laid off the Democrats are Nazi's quite a bit). Anyway, I hope everybody listens to Airhead America Radio, they probably more effective for Republican recruiting than Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. It's great stuff, whenever I start questioning my party, I listen to Airhead America Radio and suddenly, I'm a loyal Republican. They actually want to win elections?

It's also the beginning of 2006 which means, NFL PLAYOFF FOOTBALL!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!! Unfortunately the NFL Halftime show continues to get worse. This time the NFL selected arthritis and wheelchair rockers the "Rolling Stones". Who wants to see that? Hopefully Mick Jagger doesn't come out high on Advil and drunk on Ensure, walking around thinking he's a chicken. Or is it an ostrich he imitates?

And they also selected Harry Belafonte, or Aaron Neville. Aah, what's the difference? I'm not sure if I'm going to watch the halftime show or not. It might be worth it just to see the Stones (Sweet Neo Con) and Aaron Neville (Anti Bush Album) get booed during the Superbowl. A story on the Superbowl Halftime Show.

Anyway, what could be better in an election year? Liberals performing at the halftime show, a Democrat Governor being recalled, Airhead America Radio still on, and Al Gore? At the rate we're going, 2006 is going to be a great year in Republican history. All I can say to Democrats is this: "Keep doing what you're doing, we'll keep winning elections".

The one that some call the 'Liberal Messiah' is coming.