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Saturday, January 20, 2007
Liberal Sermon Season 2 Episode 2

Liberal Sermon

SEASON TWO Episode 2

Evil Big Cheese

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006

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Worship songs play -
"There's Salvation in the Gavel" - Choir
"The Gavel on the Hill" - Dixie Chicks
"Feelings Matters Most" - Choir

Welcome once again! As you already know, I am Sammy Socialist and once again, it's time for another liberal sermon to make you feel good. Just like our choir sang just moments ago, feelings matter most, and you will leave here today feeling.

What a beautiful day! It's been snowing in Malibu, raining in the desert, and not snowing where it's supposed to! Proof that there's global warming? Come to think of it, no matter what the weather's doing, it's a great cause to talk about global warming. It's beautiful everyday, although I do wish we could have hurricanes in Kansas and wipe those conservatives out.

In announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 7,232 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Over one hundred more since we last met. They are keeping up the fantastic work! lLet's not forget, they did help us get back the House and Senate, we ought to reward their efforts by getting out of Iraq! Please keep the insurgents in your prayers. And, as always, please donate when the plate is passed around.

Our scientist have made some more discoveries about cheese that you need to be aware of. It does indeed contain DHMO but it is still undetermined if it's cancer causing or not. More importantly, eating cheese may cause constipation. Even worse than that, the Fat Cats in the big fast food industry have been systematically encouraging people to add this dangerous and fat causing product to their meals at an additional price! Our attorneys are now investigating to see if they suppressed this information from their customers victims.

And finally we have great news! We have discovered, through research and panels, that we could help put a stop Christian Right Violence if we start at a very young age. The movement is beginning in California by Sister Sally Lieber of Mountain View. Just think of the future without the Christian Right violence. No more abused children, no more wars in Iraq, no war for oil, and no children dying at the hands of Republican violence. Only peace.

We'll now pass the plate whilst the children sing us a song of inspiration.

Let us bow our head and pay our taxes. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we thank you for showing us the way, that no man shall pass through the gates of socialism. We ask that you take away our dignity as we say whatever we need to say in order to be true to our liberalism. Oh Lord Che, strip our wretched hearts of selfish desires that would cause us to think outside of your will. Give us the wisdom to understand that the ends of socialism justifies the means, no matter what they be.

In your name, we ask. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

♪♫ 'Her fist wraps the gavel, it's for the child' ♫
♫ 'She fights, it's our fight, don't be mild' ♫♪
♪♫ 'Let him hang, let him hang, and Bush Cheney too' ♫
♫'Too have it all, kill Republicans through and throoooouugh!'♫♪

Wow, don't you just love the voices of children? Nobody knows how to listen to the voices of children better than the Sisters and Saints that are on missionary trips in the great Holy land of Washington DC. Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid of Nevada have been working hard to pass legislation. They've passed new Holy documents in only forty two hours.

That's forty two hard fought hours over a long three week period. They slaved an entire 42 hours for three consecutive weeks. I know that's hard for many of you to believe and it did need to be repeated. None of you work 42 hours in three weeks. Many of our professional daytime talkshow host rarely put that much time into cleaning their own homes over the course of a year, much less in three weeks. But the Republicans left the house in such a mess that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore had to break out the whips and chains, to get the men to do anything.

Oh and did Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore ever make the Saints work. Let me tell you, the bigger the Holy bill, the more moving she would make the Saints do. I had a couple of the Saints, Che bless their hearts, tell me how frustrated they were when it seemed that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore couldn't decide if she wanted the Holy Bill in the Committee or on the House floor to be voted on. Women, some things never change. Can I get a 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs'?

I hear some of you mumbling and grumbling out there because you think I am talking bad about women. Remember, I am Reverend Sammy Sosalist, I am a liberal, so nobody can criticize me for being politically incorrect. 'Honour thy Saint and thy Sister: that thy days in congress may be long upon the land which the LORD Che thy God giveth thee'. It is written in the ten commandments. If you start criticizing the Saints and Sisters for how they do their missionary work, you open the door for the Republican Demons to reclaim our Holyland. No matter how much you disagree with your Sisters and Saints, never, ever criticize them. Just agree with them.

Back to the hard work that Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid of Nevada have been doing in the Holyland. One of the key legislations out there has been honoring the work of the Lord Che, Saint Castro, Saint Chavez, Saint Lenin, and Saint Stalin. How were they so successful? They didn't let criticism get in the way of achieving their goals. They silenced the opposition.

Saint Harry Reid of Nevada, along with the Sisters and Saints of the Senate, have passed an 'ethics reform'. Let me ask you folks something, how ethical is it to criticize your Saints and Sisters who are doing the work of Lord Che for the children? How ethical is it to prevent our Saints and Sisters from getting food to the mouths of little children, or medicines to the elderly? Your criticism does just that.

This is why ethics reform is so important and why we needed to get it passed as soon as possible. George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent his demons forth to keep our Sisters and Saints from doing their job. Just as they did when Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas served as a missionary in the White House, the George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent forth his demons.

What does the Demon Ann Coulter do besides throw insults at your Sisters and Saints? Has she ever done? Sure she's beautiful and I even heard that Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas would love to spend a few hours of quiet time teaching her about the glories of Che, but what hath she done? Hopefully Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas can shed the beautiful demon of her evil armor and reach deep into her soul, but the challenge is so great. Saint Bill Clinton of Arkansas has asked us to pray for him that someday he might be able to do just that.

Ann Coulter the Cruel isn't the only demon that George 'Warmonger' Bush hath sent forth. Beautiful but extremely demonic minority women have also been doing the work of George 'Warmonger' Bush. It's been tough fighting them and we almost were successful in reaching into their arsenal from hell, but we did accomplish some things. Once we take out the lions we'll be able to go into the jungle and eliminate the rest of 'warmonger's'demons of war. Be patient, we'll take the rest out soon.

Folks, it's time to get home and remember the commandments, especially 'Honour thy Saint and thy Sister: that thy days in congress may be long upon the land which the LORD Che thy God giveth thee'. It's important to understand that which you don't agree with. The Sisters and Saints are working hard for the children and the ends always justifies the means. If we tell you to vote for a yellow dog, you do so. A yellow dog is always better than a Republican, if that yellow dog is a Democrat. If you can vote for a yellow dog, you can throw your so called dignity out the window and do what we tell you to do, and say exactly what we tell you to say. Let's bow our head in prayer

Holy Spirit of Che, we bow our heads to you this day to ask you to give our sheep the willingness to follow your ways. Give them the wisdom to understand that if they must lie, cheat, or steal, that it's all good, if it's in your name. Give them the strength and will to change their beliefs when not in accordance with the will of the Sisters and Saints you have put before them. Whatever it takes, the ends will justify your means. Lord Che, your will be done, on earth it's socialism.

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Season 2 Episode 1

Thursday, January 18, 2007
AV~Picks Conference Championships

NFC Conference Championships
New Orleans @ Chicago (3pm eastern) -

Some of you may already know that I was raised in Southeast Colorado and growing up, we'd often call my hometown "hell". More to the point, the area was called 'Picketwire' because of Picketwire Canyon that was around the way from my hometown. It was called Picketwire because back in the day the cowboys would call it Picketwire instead of the spanish name it had - Purgatoir. Translated from Spanish means Purgatory.

Now, I don't know if you have been paying much attention to the news lately, but if you have, you'd know that the midwest has been getting hammered with snow. My home town has frozen over, which means Purgatory froze over. If purgatory froze over, then I am sure hell has froze over. Folks, the Saints are going to the Superbowl!
AV~Picks Saints 31 Bears 19

AFC Conference Championships
New England @ Indianapolis (6:30pm eastern) -

Either way, this is going to make an interesting match up for the Saints in the big game. New England has, in the recent past recruited many LSU players and now is often referred to as LSU North, and for many years, LSU fans have said that LSU was Louisiana's real professional sports team.

The Colts, on the otherhand, are being led by that 6'3 quarterback with a laser rocket arm, Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning is the son of the former great Saints quarterback, Archie Manning. Can Peyton Manning skip the Manning tradition of watching the Superbowl somewhere other than the sidelines? Me thinks not.
AV~Picks Pats 24 Colts 16


Peta's compassion

The midwest is suffering, times are tough for them. It's time for us to step up and help them.

But the reason I am posting this is mostly because of Peta, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The photo is how Peta thinks animals should die. The photo is an acceptable way for an animal to die. Not quickly by a gun shot, and certainly not for food. This is an acceptable way, according to Peta, because it's "a natural death".

With that attitude, one can only wonder if that's the way they'd choose to die?

Here's the audio of Peta


Saturday, January 13, 2007
AV~Picks, Divisional playoffs Weekend

Holy smokes, with problems with internet lately, I was happy to finally get on just in time to get my picks in before the game started. It's almost like the Saints said a prayer, like a charge from San Diego rushed into my computer. I was running like a wild horse. Now I'm shooting like a Patriot, and flying high like a Raven, no an Eagle, and I'm good to go. Hopefully next week I won't go into hibernation like the Bears will. Indianapolis @ Baltimore - A tale of two offenses, one that should move the ball but can't because the defense is too stifling, the other offensive just plain offensive, but moves the ball because the defense won't stop them. The Ravens ravish the Dolts.
AV~Picks Ravens 23 Colts 13

Philadelphia @ New Orleans - Saints offense is heavenly but can't fly as high as an Eagle.
AV~Picks Eagles 31 Saints 30

Seattle @ Chicago Peacocks can't harm a Cub. Bears maul and claw the Seahwaks.
AV~Picks Shytown Bears 38 Hocked 17

New England @ San DiegoA Charger victory would hardly shock anybody, niether would a Patriot victory. The Volts get Bolted from the playoffs.
AV~Picks Pats 34 Bolted 24


Friday, January 05, 2007
Liberal Sermon

Liberal Sermon

SEASON TWO

Evil Big Cheese

First Church of Democrats

Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006

proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"The Power of Che" - Choir
"Hung Like Saddam" - Elton John
"With Children in Her Arms" - Choir

Good day to you! For those of you who don't know me, my name is Reverend Sammy Sosalist. Since our last congregation, we have regained control of both the House and Senate, can I get an Ame... Oops, I almost forgot that it's blasphemous to the Holy Spirit to say that word. Can I get a 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs'? Praise be to Che.

Whoa, I can feel the Holy Spirit of Che Guevara already! He has me blessed, this is going to be one heckuva sermon for me, and being good socialist, I might even share some of my blessing with you. Ah shoot, I can share a small portion of it with you, we can always take more from the rich. Let's get right into our announcements!

In other announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 7,114 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Almost 3,000 more since this time last year. Amazing job, and let's not forget, they helped us get back the House and Senate. Please keep the insurgents in your prayers. Also, if you see somebody that looks like they could be here in America to blow something up, feel free to buy them some steak and eggs to let them know you understand their plight. And, as always, please donate when the plate is passed around.

Folks, as loyal servants of the Democrat party, and to our cause in the name of the Holy Spirit Che Guevara, you are the first to know of critical information, long before the rest of the party catches up. This year is no different and we are going to let you know the ills of eating cheese. The wonderful people down at PeTA have been warning us for years against the ills of eating cheese. Brethen, I tell you PeTA is a fantastic Che-tian organization and they are working hard to make sure our children eat healthy while not crucifying animals like those Christians do. We found out earlier this week that eating cheese is unhealthy. Infact, it is so much more unhealthy than eating "Junk food". We aren't telling you not to eat cheese, we just want you to be aware of the dangers of eating too much cheese. Our scientist are looking to see if there are any potential dangerous chemicals in there. Preliminary results have shown that cheese has unusual amounts of DHMO, which, as you know, is the most dangerous chemical on the planet.

Finally, we want to bring it to your attention that tattoos are an unnecessary use of money. Before any of you go get a tattoo, we want you to ask yourselves, how can this money best help starving children? By putting ink in your skin or by giving to the Democrat party? All we are saying is give children a chance.

We'll now pass the plate whilst the children sing us a song of inspiration.

Let us bow our head and pay our taxes. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we ask you to bless us this day as we gather around in your name. We honor the writings of the great Karl Marx as we walk in your footsteps. We remind ourselves of your compassion as we look at 'What Would Che Do?' inscripted on our bracelets. We remember how you cared about the poor when we take from the rich and line our pockets of poverty. Thank you for teaching us that it's so much easier to take than to work.

In your name, we give thanks. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

♪♫ 'Oh' blessed is Che, the Demos have congress' ♫
♫ 'Thank you Karl Marx, you showed us progress' ♫♪
♪♫ 'E'ery thing is fine, 'cause we're in power' ♫
♫'see the results in the 100th hooooooouuuur!,'♫♪

Wow, I can just feel the Holy Spirit of Che Guevara filling the room during the songs, can you feel it too? Can I get a 'From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'? Hallemarxa!

As you know Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore packed her stuff, bagged her carpet and went to San Francisco to do her mission work of helping children. One day an epiphany came upon her and she knew the best place to help children wasn't in the workplace, nor was it in the home. It was in Washington D.C., and the rest is history. Now Congress is all about the children, in Che's name of course.

Saint Harry Reid De Nevada also had an epiphy of his own. Saint Harry Reid wasn't always a Saint but when he went to Washington he was only going there because of the Holy Spirit was calling on him. Little did Harry Reid know at the time that the Lord Che Guevara had big plans for him. Harry knew Bush lied, but he also knew he had to stay in the Senate. One day, while Bush was personally giving orders to kill innocent women and children, Sainthood was bestowed upon Harry. An angel appeared before Harry and said, "Harry, the Lord Che needs you to speak on his behalf. Iraq is a desert, Nevada is a desert, that makes you His foremost expert on Iraq and He needs you to lead the Senate'.

Hallemarxa! Aren't those just wonderful stories? When you close your eyes and follow the Democrat party, follow the fight of Che, and follow the writings of Karl Marx, great things will happen for you. What wonderful stories they are!

Earlier, the Holy Spirit of Che Guevara was heavy on my heart. I spoke with Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid De Nevada and I wanted to know what their plans were. Oh my, does this shepard have great news for his sheep! Great news about Iraq! We all know that people are tired of Iraq and because how awful it is, and how George Warmonger Bush as caused irreperable harm to the reputation of our nation, the voters blessed us with their votes. Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore and Saint Harry Reid both assured me that fixing the mess in Iraq is, without any question, the very first order of business. Nothing is more important than Iraq!

But first, they have some important business to tend to, like taking care of children. Being a woman, Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore will make taking care of children a priority. No longer will parents have to worry because congress will finally care about working families. Nothing is more important to this congress than children. Children will be the number one priority!

But first, if you are going to provide a daycare for the children, you must first clean up the House! And Sister Nancy Pelosi of Baltimore will make cleaning up the House her number one priority. Finally, we have somebody who will clean up the corruption. She's going to clean up the mess left behind by the Republicans like Mark Foley and Tom Delay, and she will get credible people like St. William Jefferson of Louisiana and St. John Murtha on the task right away.

But first, they are going to investigate the mishandling of Iraq, Katrina, 9-11, Global Warming, Harriet Meiers, and a series of other investigations. Now don't think these investigations are going to lead to impeachment, because they aren't. However, if the hearings uncover what we think it will uncover, then I assure you, impeachment will be priority number one. Nothing will be more important than upholding the constitution with this congress.

But before they do that, they are going to put the committees together, because nothing is more important, more near and dear to the hearts of the Saints and Sisters we have up on Capitol Hill than Stem Cell research. They assured me they will do everything in their power to make sure that every avenue is searched to help cripplemobility challenged people walk again.

Before they do that they have a lot of bills they want to get passed and that will be the very first thing they take care of. Boy, there is plenty to do in Washington, and we haven't even discussed the Patriot Act. As soon as all that is done, then they can get to the business of putting together committees and stem cell research, the investigations, cleaning up Congress, taking care of children, and then they can get to priority number one, Iraq! But first, they need to make sure they will get re-elected, so they can get to the business of taking care of business.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Holy Lord Che, we ask that ye make this a very long two years. We ask that you continue to give our flock the wisdom to realize that it's better to be raped by a Democrat than looked at by a Republican. Give our flock the strength to keep their eyes closed so that we won't be hampered by having to answer to the public. Give our flock the vision of all that we provide and blind their eyes to that which we will take. Ease the burder of that sacrifice they will make when we reach into their paychecks and make, er, ask them to give a little more. We ask this of you in the name of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara.

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AV~Picks, Wild Card Weekend

Kansas City @ Indianapolis -Larry Johnson and the Chiefs go on the war path, ride wild Colts to the next round
AV~Picks- Chiefs 38 - Colts 24

Cowboys @ Seattle - A game of two teams that tried hard not to get here, Hawks accidentally win.
AV~Picks - Hawks 27 - Cowboys 23

New York Jets @ New England - J-E-T-S crash in New England, and so does their season.
AV~Picks - Pats 28 - Jets 24

New York GI ANTS @ Philidelphia - This is the game with the most to toast. We all know that Philidelphia can't win without Donavon McNabb. Fortunately for the Army Ants, McNabb is hurt and won't be playing offense or defense so the score will be closer than 500 - 0 but the bad news is that Donavon McNabb (who is obviously the greatest quarterback ever) will still be on the sidelines which means - Army Ants lose.
AV~Picks - Philadelphia McNabbs 41 - Army Ants 20


Tuesday, January 02, 2007
The March of the Health Police

Ah the first post of 2007. I always love the new year, with it comes new hope, a new day. It seems that I always have new and greater expectations for myself than the year before, and alas, this year is no different. Unfortunately that same optimism also makes it so much more difficult to post since I need to be a bit on the pissy side to write.

So my search began and I looked and looked for a story that could possibly put me in a bad mood. There they are all over the place. Nancy Pelosi and crew taking back congress, which, I have to admit I haven't given it much thought since the election. Again, optimism. What are they going to do? Hand the House and Senate right back to the Republicans? It's going to be an interesting year, though I'd rather see them stopped and the American public see what kind of loonies are running the insane asylum, but I digress.

As most of my readers are already aware, I have warned on several occassions of the coming of the health police. I've argued vigorously against new laws against smoking, not so much because of the cigerettes but because there had to be some type of resistance. More importantly, there had to be a warning.

It was telling a business owner that he can't allow a legal act to happen in his restaraunt. It was the irresponsibility that one has to look after their own health. If you don't like smokers, don't go to those restaraunts, or even near a smoker. It's a legal act to smoke, why treat them like a second class citizen, a citizen that can be bullied around by his fellow citizens because they don't like the individuals legal.

But I knew something else, just equally important, the coming of the health police. In their overzealous attacks on cigerettes, they were successful in getting the people to focus on making that act illegal in many regards, but at the same time, launched their assault into other personal freedoms.

The choice to own a pitbull, imagine that, cities outlawing Pitbulls because they are dangerous. Actually the ones that make me nervous are the little dogs, maybe I should start a movement to ban little dogs under 10 pounds. Ah but I digress again.

Transfat, yup bad for you and mark another victory notch in the belt of the all knowing elected Gods throughout the nation have decided what is unhealthy for you. However, the worst offender of personal choice has got to be a potential dictator in Chief Michael Bloomberg from New York City, whose radical health policies rival only the nuttiest of health nuts.

But even I didn't see this coming. Here's a snapshot of self serving moral superiority at it's finest, or worst, depending on your outlook. Say Cheese! That's right, time to get rid of that evil cheese. I wonder, what lies Big Cheese has been telling us. I'll bet they are the reason we have so much obesity in this nation. It's the fault of Big Cheese. I'll bet they even covered up reports and continued to sell us cheese, with out warning that it cause...*GASP* cancer!

TV ban on adverts for cheese, the latest 'junk food'

Cheese is to be treated as junk food under new advertising rules for children's television.

Commercials promoting it will be banned during children's TV programmes and those with a large proportion of young viewers.

Don't say I didn't warn you.


Thursday, December 28, 2006
Interview With A Blogger - Wild Bill

Here's your belate Christmas gift. I have been meaning to do a transcript of the interview with Wild Bill but you can download it from his website or by clicking this link I was caught a little off guard as I wasn't expecting to interview Wild Bill during his Passionate America show on Wide Awakes Radio but it worked out fine. This actually gives you a chance to hear what a horrible horrible voice I have.

Friday, December 22, 2006
Twas the Night Before Christmas (LC Style)

Twas a few days before Christmas
and all through everyone's house
not a creature was stirring
except Rich Donald and Fat Rosy's mouth.
Saddam were to be hung in Iraq to cheers
But terrorist continued to play on our fears

The Liberals were not happy just defeating the Reds
They have visions of Whitehouse dancing in their heads;
Al Gore warned us, 'each day could be our last'
watched Denver travellers deal with winter's clasp,
When down in our archives there sounded such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
I knew what I knew, it was a burglar.
but lo and behold, it's only Sandy Berger.
What Sandy took, we'll never know
It was stuffed in his sock down below,
Like bad gas, the Clinton administration would linger
But Bush to punish them? Not even a finger.
But Carville came out so suddenly and quick
and once again was a Morris named Dick.
More rapid than eagles these courters have came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Daschle! now, Doddy! now, Pelosi and Obama Hussein!
On, Clinton! on Kerry! on, Kucinich and John McCain!
Now carry the torch! tear down the wall!
Now campaign away! Campaign away! Win the Whitehouse next fall!"
The dry heaves would fill us, and some would cry
Instead of voting for these, we'd much rather die,
So away from the campaigners the voters they flew,
Away from promise noise, and from Dick Morris too.
but then came some spattering, that Christmas should be mute
one said that it violates his religion, this Holiday at its roots.
No more! I said as I turned around,
and suddenly I heard the sweetest sound.
Silent Night was being played on a flute
and the church choir voices would calm a brute;
A bundled up boy grabbed and tugged on my slacks,
'Don't forget mister, the Lord will be back.'
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his wording how merry!
Reminded me of the boy, that came from the Virgin named Mary!
His birth forever will be the reason,
that each year, we celebrate this season;
Each Christmas please practice what you teach,
accept Christmas, if it's tolerance that you preach;
To all of you from the West to the East,
Let us enjoy our Christ, and do it in peace.
To the rest of us, including myself,
It's almost time to take the presents off of the shelf;
with children sleeping, on pillows their head,
Out comes their presents from under your bed;
No need for words when you see the smile on their face,
but don't pass the day, without giving Christ his space,
Make sure you say your prayers and keep Him in mind,
After all, he gave you life, you can give your time;
Think not of politics, nor war, not even a missile
enjoy the day, the family, even the toy whistle
But the day is about Christ, keep that in sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


Thursday, December 21, 2006
Will Somebody Please Explain Why This Is Still Legal?

I have seen the light! I want to save the world too, just like so many of you out there. We've worked hard to ban dangerous materials such as cigerettes and transfat. We've worked hard to protect each other from their own stupidity such as passing seatbelt laws and helmut laws. We've worked hard to protect each other from, well, each other, with laws banning handheld cellphones while driving. We've worked hard making sure our children lower the birthrate and STD rate by giving them condoms. We've even had teachers so loyal to this cause, that they took children home to teach them sex education, even on their own free time with no extra pay. Talk about committment. H

But what I don't understand, is how the government let us down. Yes folks, they have let us down! Talk about incompetency, they haven't even considered doing something about the daily consumtion of the most dangerous product on the planet! I'm talking about Dihydrogen Monoxide or DHMO. 2

The folks down at DHMO.ORG have done a lot of research on the product and have this to say.

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is perhaps the single most prevalent of all chemicals that can be dangerous to human life. Despite this truth, most people are not unduly concerned about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Governments, civic leaders, corporations, military organizations, and citizens in every walk of life seem to either be ignorant of or shrug off the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide as not being applicable to them. This concerns us. 0
It concerns me too, and I hope it concerns you as well. Chef's could be using this product in your food and not even know it. You could be drinking it, and not even be aware that DHMO is in your drink. It's very seldom that I ever complain about a product, but I just want to know, after looking at the MSDS Material Safety Data Sheet why it's still legal. I have my suspicions, but I just wonder why there isn't more people protest DMHO.Did you look closer?

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