The DeChavez Code is located just below the fold
Alo Venezuelanos,
Solo quiero decirte, si, se puede! Elgordo Chavez no quiere que ustedes tiene la derecha para leer mi blogsitio "Conservativo De Louisiana". Mi gusto hablar de cosas muy bien, como libertad, vida, y mas libertad. Cosas que Presidente Elgordo no quieres para ustedes.
Domingo es la dia, y Lunes va a ser la dia de libertad.
Quiero Mucho,
Conservativo De Louisiana
Don't nit pick my spanish, it's not like the people of Venezuela are going to be able to read it. Look on the side bar, it's prohibited for the people of Venezuela to read it.
Sunday is the big day, and though I said Monday is the day of liberty, me thinks Monday is when the real election in Venezuela begins. Regardless of the outcome, I don't think that there will be peace in Venezuela. Me thinks they are doomed to a revolution.
That's a real smart move, right? Something like this should be said at least six months in advanced, right? Isn't that how politics is? You see, if I had said this six months ago, it would be forgotten that I had ever said it, if I'm wrong. If I'm right, boy, I can point to it and brag about how smart I am. I remind you how right I was all along.
But two days before an election? The smart money would just keep their mouth shut and wait for whatever happens on Sunday, then they'd tell us how they knew what was going to happen all along.
Hugo won't go peacefully. If he loses, he'll accuse Manuel Rosales of rigging the election. It's the Democratissocialistischavez's way. Personally I think the paper ballots are going to be stuffed with votes for Chavez. Chavez has no plans of losing this election and will do everything in his power to ensure that he remains President.
Think I'm kidding? Remember Sore/Loserman? Did you see Mexico today? Watch Mexico tomorrow. Just a preview of what' going to happen in Venezuela should Chavez lose.
What if Chavez wins? If Chavez wins, this will be the last election for Venezuela. Chavez wants to force a one party system and he'll use the victory as a mandate to do so.
Chavez has said he wants his revolutionary movement represented by a single party after Sunday's election but has also stressed that he would always tolerate an opposition.
He has also sparked comparisons to Castro by launching high-profile land confiscations, seizing private companies and taking control of oil projects previously run by foreign firms.
With a one party system, there is no need for an election. Should Manuel Rosales lose, the only hope for the Venezuelan Right, is Revolution.
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The DeChavez Code
The more I learn about Smartmatic and Sequoia Voting Systems, the more odd that it gets. Any novelist out there need a great idea for a story? We got it here. Only this time, it's for real.
I'm really surprised that the blogosphere hasn't picked up on this. Is this the same blogosphere that exposed Dan Rather and iCBS? There is a medium-high possibility that Elgordo interfered in our elections and there's mounting evidence in this. Can you believe, it's coming from the MSM and not the blogosphere? What happened? I take a very long vacation from blogging and everything is turned upside down? Democrats winning, MSM actually reporting the news, what happened? Britney Spears expose herself again?
Update:
So, we are going to play a game called The DeChavez Code. Like The DaVinci Code, you'll have to figure out the story, within the stories. In the previous post, there are some facts that will help you solve the problem. Can you solve the mystery?
I'm going to tell it to you like gossip, or a story. Oooh, if I tell it to you using puppet or dinosaurs, would you believe me then? I'll just tell it too you like gossip.
Dude, check this out. I was surfin the internet and I seen a gooder one today. George Bush and the Republicans are sending rigged voting machines to Venezuela. I saw that and I was like "DUDE! Bush is stealing an election!" I was so mad at Bush, I had to smoke a bowl. I can't wait until 'Orgasm for Peace day', I hope I can get a clean girl this time.
So you won't believe what I found out next, those Sigourney Vote machines allow the Republicans to vote more than once! I was like "Dude! Bush tried to steal the election in California!" I was so mad, I wanted to smoke a bong, but since I was still feeling good from the bowl I smoked, I thought about Britney Spears. Dude, I forgot to send her an email, I was hoping she'd be my partner for 'Orgasm for Peace' day.
Anyways dog, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Bush stealing elections. I found out that the owner of Sam, uh the company that makes machines for Bush was in
Palm Beach when they stole the election from Gore! I was like, "Dude! That dude helped steal the election from Gore!". I was so mad, I wanted to march into the streets and protest, but then I remembered 'Orgasm for Peace' day.
Dude, it makes me so mad just talking about it, I need a joint, you got one? Oh yeah, I forgot! Check this out! Now Bush wants to blame that President who criticizes Bush for being evil. It's like, Bush is always doing things like this, he must be the dumbest President in the history of the United States. I saw that and I was like "Dude, Bush hates Latinos!"
Now, is the story believable enough for you? You want me to through in some UFO's too? How about if we got Dan Brown to write the story then say he did his research. Will you believe it then?
