If elected, Democrats will be more focused on impeaching Bush than eradicating terrorist.

If elected, Democrats would probably put a tax on the gasoline to punish the big oil companies, which would be passed on to the consumer.

If Democrats win, they'll stay in Iraq until it's time to withdraw. They'll also fight smarter, whatever that means.

If Democrats win, they'll save you from unhealthy things like cigerette smoke, tasty ice cream cones, fast food, and Soda Pops.

If Democrats win, there will be a health policeman at your convenience to fine you for being unhealthy with your body.

If the government's paying for your health, your health becomes property of the government, expect more socialized healthcare.

If Democrats get elected, expect your taxes to go up. Don't laugh, somebody's got to pay for those higher gas prices that the federal government incurs.

If Democrats get elected, expect them to be friendly with enemies such as Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and the Iranian Scarface. Hey, why go to war and a few lives when you can wait and lose a lot of lives and be hailed as a great President like Roosevelt?

If Democrats win, more money will leave your pocket and end up in the hands of people that didn't work for your money.

If Democrats win, will have a Kathleen Blanco like response to national disasters.

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