Folks, our most sacred right is under attack. Society will cease to exist as we know it. Women will commit suicide, mountains will collapse, the sea will dry up, and the sun will extiguish! The right to sacrifice the unborn to the Gods has been undone!

It was written into our bible that womyn have a right to choose abortion. Open your bibles to Amendment XXVIII

Amendment XXVIII (Abortion) - Invisible text

Congress shall make no law prohibiting womyn from having an abortion on demand without apology.

The United States Congress, controlled by those evil Republicans, has violated our biblical principles when they forced South Dakota to pass and sign into law prohibiting the religious art of sacrificing the unborn.

Let's take a look at how Republicans violated our religious principles, please look at Amendment 1

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Let's examine the first part of that verse. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,". The evil Republicans are forcing their immoral satanistic values onto us. They are denying us a very important religious practice away from us, the right to sacrifice our unborn.

Like all things liberal, this only applies to our religious values. "Freedom of Religion" is reserved only for liberals. If we deem the sacrificing of the unborn a religious value, then it is. If we deem partial-pedicide a religious value, then it is.

What that verse also says is that Republicans can not force their religious values down our throat. They can't offend us. We have the Right to practice religion as we see fit as long as it doesn't offend anybody.

Unfortunately Christianity offends we liberals, therefore it should not be displayed in public at all. Christians can not offend anybody, but liberals are obligated to offend people. Since Christianity offends liberals, you get super bonus points whenever you offend a Christian.

Some examples that should offend you are:

1. Somebody says 'Merry Christmas' to you
2. Somebody prays in public before eating
3. You sneeze and somebody says 'God Bless You'

All three examples are highly offensive and are examples of people shoving their religious views down your throat.

Extreme Right Wing Christians will also try to shove their values down your throat by:

1. Denying you the right to sacrifice your unborn
2. Protesting 'classic art' pieces such as a crucifix in a urinal.
3. Complaining about our friends in Hollywood using movies to 'preach'

I'm sick and tired of Republicans thinking that freedom of religion means they can offend me. Why, the other day, a Christian told me to 'Go to God' in spanish. I was highly offended and I told them to "choke on your cross, you religious nutjob!' What can I say, I'm just doing my part to tick off the religious right!

But the battle is being waged in the streets. We have the majority of people on our side concerning abortion, but we must do more. We don't want the religious zealots promoting that a baby has a heartbeat after two weeks. We must practice what we preach. A fetus, as you know, is just a cluster of cells. Nothing more, sure it has a heartbeat, but it's still just a cluster of cells.

We must make more people realize that it's a cluster of cells so we have a short list to promote the sacrifice of the unborn.

When a woman is pregnant say:
"Excuse me miss, but when is your fetus going to turn into a baby?"

When a woman has had a miscarriage try saying:
"Don't feel bad, it was just a fetus"

If a woman says she just wish the baby was out you can tell her:
"It's still just a bunch of cells, you can still abort your fetus."

If a woman is going to commit suicide you can always say:
"Don't you wish you were aborted while you were still a fetus?"

Or if you are of the male persuasion say:
"Who am I to tell you what to do with your body? Go ahead, do what makes you feel good."

And when a woman is prostituting or doing drugs you can say:
"I'm proud to support your free choice, but remember to use condoms because that cluster of cells can become a baby."

Finally, when you drive by the sacrificial alters, or womyn clinics, more commonly called 'abortion clinics' by Right Wing Christian Extremist, be sure to yell out to the religious nutjobs standing out front "I support Amendment 28!"