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First Church of Democrats

Worship songs play -
"(George Bush is a) Fortunate Son" - Choir
"Blowin in the Wind" - Sean Penn
"Impeaching Satan from the Whitehouse!" - Choir (Barney Franks- Bongos)

What a great day for Democratics! Impeaching Bush always is music to my ears. I'm Hillary Clinton, daughter and Isisin the flesh. As you know, my mother is female divinity.

We have a couple of announcements today, first, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,206 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. Please keep the insurgents in your prayers and please donate when the plate is passed around.

Great news! Notice we had a couple of songs from the Sixties. Weren't those wonderful days? I remember the good old days when the youth stood up and spoke out against the unjust war, just like today. Oh how young, handsome, and full of conviction Bill was back then. I can tell you, he hasn't changed a bit. From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs?

In the sixties, we travelled, oh how we travelled to stand against an unjust war. From Washington D.C. to San Francisco. We would just load up the VW bus and go. Sometimes we would sit on the side of the road and sing for money. Now we are taking a trip down memory lane. For the next few weeks, the Hippie Sermons will be travelling from blog to blog, bringing protest of the Republicans to far away lands! If you ever get lost, you can always dial up Louisiana Conservative to find out where we are going to be next.

We'll now pass the plate whilst U2 sings a song of worship. For those of you who have yet to return your unwanted tax refund, you may do so now.

Let us bow our head and make a payment. Mother Iris, we know that the time hath come that ye shalt send thy holy child to walk among us once again. Blessedeth are we to have been in your guidance, and that of the Holy Spirit, Che Guevara. We ask that you send more guidance, so that we may be great socialist. Let us not be tempted with selfish monetary desires such as tattoos, piercings, drugs, alcohol, fast food, SUV's nor homes. Bless us with the desire to give whole-heartedly with other people's money. Let us rise up in with compassion and force other people to give as we see fit for them to give. Oh great mother, give us the wisdom to take a proper amount from other people so that we may live healthy lives.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Many people have made much adu because I spoke out against George W. Bush spreading fear. I'm sick and tired of people saying that we are unpatriotic for speaking out against the regime! We need to stand up and say "We are Americans and we have a right to point out that the dictator spreads fear". Bush uses fear to swindle the American people out of their freedom. Bush's plays the fear card to get everything passed.

Democrats NEVER, EVER, use fear to pass policies! I saw one Rethuglican Blogger insinuating that protestors of George Bush's illegal war are hypocritical or even dangerous because we support the great pacifist, Che Guevara. When Che stood up and spoke against the ills of the government, he did so without a shread of violence! The capitalist Government, which was funded by the Bush family, divided the country and turned brother against brother, father against mother, and grandmother against their grandchildren! They spread fear just as the Bush administration does today. Che was a great pacifist that never resorted to violence and the Bush regime type government slaughtered him needlessly!

Bush used fear to get elected! He won votes by convincing people that they need to be afraid of another 9-11. He spread fear in 2000 by scaring blacks away from the polls! Everybody knows just how afraid minorities are to stand up for theirselves, where would they be if it were not for white Democrats to hold their hand and help them up? In caves! Bush winning has set our nation back all the way to the 1930's, if the Rethuglicans win again, he'll send minorities back into slavery!

If Rethuglicans win again, minorities will have to pay $100 an hour just to breathe air. You'll have to move into caves just to survive, always living in fear that if the Rethuglicans win, you'll be crucified worse than Jesus Christ was. Bush uses fear to advance his agenda.

The Rethuglicans love to use fear to manipulate the American people! I'm afraid for the elderly if the Rethuglicans win again. They'll hold your social security hostage if you don't vote for them. They'll wire-tap your phones and listen if you are voting for Democrats, and if they find out you are, they'll send spies into your house to steal the medicine right out of your bottles! If they see you as a real threat, they could even switch the medicine in the bottle. How are you going to be able to complain when your dead? This can happen because the Rethuglicans use fear to advance their agenda!

You single mothers will be singled out as well! Bush will try to put fear into you by holding your welfare check back. They can be wiretapping you at this very moment! Listening in and if you support the Democratic party, watch out from spies. Imagine going to the mailbox to get your monthly government assistance check, only to see the lock on your mailbox broken. Your check isn't there, it's been stolen and cashed by the Bush administration to start a war in another country, maybe even Canada! Bush needs to make people afraid to win elections, he thrives on fear!

Bush has already spread fear in the Democratic party. Most Democrat elected officials are too afraid to show up at these anti-war rallies! We know just how scary this administration is, we deal with him directly on a daily basis. We expect him on any given day to outlaw abortion and gay people. He's holding us hostage and if we don't follow certain orders, he's will sign those executive orders. They are sitting on his desk right this very moment, right next to his nuclear option, the red phone. He keeps the house in fear! He keeps the control of the senate through fear. He runs congress like a plantation Bush plays the race card exactly like any dictator does. Can you ever think of a time, ever, in your life, EVER, when Democrats EVER tried to play the fear card? Never! Never Ever!

They are involved in illegal wiretaps and listening in on every single Americans conversations. The entire Rethuglican party won't even speak out because they aren't smart enough to resist. They don't have the intelligence factor to listen to reason. You are, and you must push on with your resistance! We can't allow Bush to bully us around with fear. If we allow that, America loses every last freedom.

Bush's fear doesn't stop at our borders. He's needlessly killed thousands of people with his war for oil. He bullies all the other nations. Some resist, but that only means their next. Bush will not tolerate freedom anywhere in the world. No country is safe from this administration, no one iis safe anywhere in the world.

This next election, the Rethuglicans will try to use fear to to make sure that they stay in power. I say to you, if you want to keep freedom, if you want to be safe in your homes, if you want privacy in your homes; if you're a minority, gay, woman, or elderly be brave and vote Democratic. The choice is clear give into fear and let Bush ruin everything from civil rights to enviroment. He'll cost more lives in needless wars and lose American's respect across the globe. He'll do more ethnic cleansing like we saw in the aftermath of New Orleans. Elderly people will pass away because without their social security check and medicaid, they won't have basic necessities. If the Rethuglicans win, they'll drill for oil so much that the earth will collapse because it's empty inside.

Please don't give into Bush's fear, don't let them destroy any more lives. Vote for a party that never, ever uses fear to win elections, vote Democratic.

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your payment. Holy Mother Iris, We ask for you divine feminine guidance and lead us not into temptation of listening to right wing talk radio. Do not let our people fall into the sin of want and desires. Lead us from selfish temptations such mutilating our arms with ink while denying starving children of something to eat. Keep us far from fast food so that we may be fit and healthy. Bless us with tofu plentiful. We pray for the souls of those caught in the ills of capitalism the tempts people with selfish desires like car and home ownership. Help them seek salvation, in the name of the holy spirit, Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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Last Weeks Sermon (III)

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