that it was safe to stick my head up and say "I live in Louisiana", this story sends me back into a state of embarrassment. When two women attack a fast food employee and slash him with a razor, I have to wonder, do I live in Louisiana, or in the State of Embarrassment?

Instead of mayonnaise, she instead received tartar sauce, which is the traditional condiment on a Rally's fish sandwich, owner Ronnie Stevens said.

"We replaced her sandwich immediately," he said.

But that apparently wasn't good enough.

The passenger got out of the dark blue or black late-model Kia Sportage, went up to a second drive-through window at the business and continued yelling. A male employee, 30, who was not identified, went outside to calm her down, Stevens said.

"When he went out, things just got worse," Gallagher said. "He didn't see that she had anything in her hand."

When he couldn't soothe her, the employee turned to walk away and was attacked, Stevens said. The woman slashed his face and forearm with a razor blade, Gallagher said.

You know, sometimes I look at people and wish that I could just pop their head open and fix whatever is wrong with them up there, but this? Whatever it was that she paid for that brain, she got ripped off. She doesn't have a few screws loose, loose screws is all she's got left.

What is it with people that go into a place of business and think that by putting on a show, the rest of us appreciate it? I remember I was in K-mart around Christmas time and no, I don't buy cheap Christmas presents from K-mart, I'm too cheap to buy Christmas presents. Anyway, I'm waiting in line along with the other 50,000 and this one lady started yelling and screaming about the service at K-mart, the intelligence of the employees, and saying she was going to Wal-mart if they didn't hurry up. Yeah, like that was a brilliant thing to do.

Let's take this one by one, everybody is Christmas shopping, every place is packed. There are long lines everywhere, and K-mart is supposed to be different? What does she think she's going to accomplish? That K-mart clerks would magically appear and give her a box of Christmas cheer? Does she really think that the rest of us standing in line, agonizing over the long wait, knowing full well that once we get into our cars, the traffic will just add an additional 45 minutes to our drive home, actually will thank her? I'd rather go on a date with Hillary Clinton than hear some woman.... uh, no, I take that back. I just don't want to hear some woman yelling in the supermarket, unless it's at her husband or boyfriend, then it's hilarious.

I never could understand why some people would go in and insult the intelligence of the employees. If I went into a fast food joint and called the employees stupid, I wouldn't be stupid enough to eat there too. You might get a burger with extra special sauce, and I don't want that. Just be nice, make your order, and make your little bit of time as pleasant as possible. Remember, that person working behind the register, or in the kitchen has been there longer than you, and will still be there long after your gone. If you want to go insult somebody, try calling your mechanic an idiot while he's working on your brakes, or try telling your lawyer what an idiot he is while he's defending you in a court of law.

As for the people that threaten to go somewhere else, just shut up and go. Nobody cares....

Sheesh, it's raining so bad that thunder struck and I felt the vibrations in my chair... twice. Sorry about that, never had that happen before...

Just go to Wal-mart and do your shopping there. That's the great thing about Capitalism, if you don't like how one business conducts its affairs, you can shop anywhere. It's not like some socialist country where you stand in line all day waiting for the surprise the Government's got for you. Wal-mart's even open 24 hours, you could go there at 2 am and not worry about the long lines. Why is that so hard for people to understand?